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[#1]
Congrats
Glad everyone is doing well |
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"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote."
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[#2]
Congratulations, OP and Mrs. OP!
And happy birthday, Shepard! |
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For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004723_jpg-3216588.JPG They somehow made it worse. It's got a rubber coating to it now. RIP my back View Quote The ones at my hospital could fold out into a bed. Ask the nurses for the bedsheets, pillows and blanket. They really don’t have anything to do in between contractions anyway. |
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Originally Posted By MrKandiyohi: The ones at my hospital could fold out into a bed. Ask the nurses for the bedsheets, pillows and blanket. They really don’t have anything to do in between contractions anyway. View Quote Yeah this one folded out from a semi-solid to a soft solid. I slept for maybe 45 minutes and I can tell I fucked my back up, there's a pinch between my shoulder blades |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004723_jpg-3216588.JPG They somehow made it worse. It's got a rubber coating to it now. RIP my back View Quote Same for our grandson. Wife however had to get every baby cut out of her. Last kid we pushed back his birth a week so my son could make his first skydive at 16. Their birthdays are one week apart. Good luck OP and congrats |
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[#6]
Hey bro congrats!
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[#7]
Congrats y’all! My oldest daughter is in college now… time flies. Enjoy every minute you can, and don’t show your temper at the small stuff if you can prevent it. That’s my advice…
Thanks for the laughs all! |
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NorCal call sign Holster
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American Pioneer Corps Northern Colorado
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Originally Posted By Conservative1: Congrats y’all! My oldest daughter is in college now… time flies. Enjoy every minute you can, and don’t show your temper at the small stuff if you can prevent it. That’s my advice… Thanks for the laughs all! View Quote I work on patience and calmness daily haha. A 2yrold will do that. It's a wild ride man, I'm just hanging on |
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[#9]
Congrats
I trust they used the machine that goes "Ping!" (?!) Monty Python - The Machine that goes PING! |
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"Your freedom to be you includes my freedom to be free from you." -A. Wilkow |
[#10]
Awesome, congratulations all!
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: Yeah this one folded out from a semi-solid to a soft solid. I slept for maybe 45 minutes and I can tell I fucked my back up, there's a pinch between my shoulder blades View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By pestilence12: Originally Posted By MrKandiyohi: The ones at my hospital could fold out into a bed. Ask the nurses for the bedsheets, pillows and blanket. They really don't have anything to do in between contractions anyway. Yeah this one folded out from a semi-solid to a soft solid. I slept for maybe 45 minutes and I can tell I fucked my back up, there's a pinch between my shoulder blades TriggerPoint Grid foam roller is like magic for fucked up mid to upper backs. It'll kick your ass, but it's awesome. I get a pinched or cramped anything and roll it, boom! Gone. |
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I ordered a pizza on day 3 of our hospital stay after the birth of our daughter. Wife was PISSED at me because the Dr said she could only eat what they put on the list. Hospital food sucks. Joke was on me because after our daughter had one of those nasty shits (1st time i'd ever seen it) I completely lost my appetite.
it went like this as I looked disgusted and closed the pizza box: Wife: why are you grossed out? You gut deer and fish with your bare hands! Me: that's different. . . After a couple months of changing diapers nothing grosses you out anymore. |
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[#13]
Congratulations OP.
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004742_jpg-3217060.JPG Gentlemen, we did it. Shepherd Nicholas [lastname], born into the world 0230, 18th day of May, year of our lord 2024. Everyone is healthy and doing well. Brings a tear to my eyes. It's a beautiful thing, gents. View Quote Congrats to the both of you, and to the rest of your family as well! |
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[#15]
Congratulations OP. Hope Mom and child do well.
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Call me "Phuroah”
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: Yeah this one folded out from a semi-solid to a soft solid. I slept for maybe 45 minutes and I can tell I fucked my back up, there's a pinch between my shoulder blades View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By pestilence12: Originally Posted By MrKandiyohi: The ones at my hospital could fold out into a bed. Ask the nurses for the bedsheets, pillows and blanket. They really don’t have anything to do in between contractions anyway. Yeah this one folded out from a semi-solid to a soft solid. I slept for maybe 45 minutes and I can tell I fucked my back up, there's a pinch between my shoulder blades I do hope your wife recognizes the sacrafice you made to see that your child was delivered safely. If she doesn't do that in the next day or so, make sure you point that out to her. |
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Originally Posted By MrKandiyohi: I do hope your wife recognizes the sacrafice you made to see that your child was delivered safely. If she doesn't do that in the next day or so, make sure you point that out to her. View Quote |
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For a people who are free, and who mean to remain so, a well-organized and armed militia is their best security.
Thomas Jefferson "He didnt punch anybody. He punched an idea." DrFrige |
American Pioneer Corps Northern Colorado
CO, USA
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[#19]
Looks like you are on your own buddy, just make yourself a bowl of Corn Flakes.
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I see what you did.
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[#20]
Congrats to you both!!!!! Sooo....Now you have a beautiful little girl named ...Oliver?
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Im holding out for some of them hollow point armor piercing dipped in Covid bullets!
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[#21]
Welcome aboard, Shepard. Secret -- We share a birthday as well as Mt. St. Helens Day. Now I think I will go out in the backyard and snivel a little bit.
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[#22]
You should buy her a gift when she gets home.
A new Shark Rotator vacuum should fit the bill. |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: She's laying in bed complaining about "contractions" or some such nonsense. The more important concern is what am I gonna have for lunch. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004722_jpg-3216580.JPG View Quote |
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You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil.
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead |
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Tradition calls for you to buy him a gun today , Right?
Best wishes and good health to all |
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American Pioneer Corps Northern Colorado
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[#26]
Congrats to your wife and you on the birth of your son
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Congratulations to you and your wife Pestilence, and welcome to the world Shepherd! He's a great looking kid, you guys did well!
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Originally Posted By The_Like_Button: Yours as well. My kid came out dressed like Tupac and throwing signs. Gang Gang https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/584260/IMG_2997_jpeg-3217075.JPG View Quote And congratulations to you and Ms. The_Like_Button as well! |
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Originally Posted By MrKandiyohi: Congrats to your wife and you on the birth of your son View Quote Originally Posted By unreformed66: Congratulations to you and your wife Pestilence, and welcome to the world Shepherd! He's a great looking kid, you guys did well! View Quote Thank yall. He's pretty great. Wife's alright too I guess |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: The ol midnight update. Almost there. Probably in the next hour or so. Wife screamed for the epidural, and she damn sure earned it. Vomiting from pain, screaming, white knuckles. I know guys joke about it but i was thinking she was actually gonna break my finger. She almost passed out and the midwife was like please get the epi. Wife said this is way worse than our first. Sge was very upset about calling it. I told her she didn't give up, she is still fighting with tools to help. She's not happy about it but she's getting some much needed shuteye. I got shot in the hand as a teenager, I begged for a nerve block My wife's a warrior. Thanks for all the replies guys. I do really like Oliver as a name. Wish we had though of it. My great great grandfather, fought in WW1, his name was Harold. Just an incredible man. Lost his arm and leg from an artillery direct hit. Laid in the field for 2 days waiting for rescue. Came home. Built a farm, orchard, and barn with one arm and leg. And tools he could attach to his prosthetic. Raised a whole family selling pecans and almonds in California. Shepherd will be raised to be a brave, honest man. Like his grand- and great-grandfather. Our house is full of love and the love of God. Any time, boys. Any time now. Let's roll. View Quote Glad she's got some rest, I'm sure the little man is now here and healthy. I like the name Shepherd, great choice. |
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"Beware of old men. They may have killed braver men than you." TontoGoldstein
"America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." |
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/495533/1000004742_jpg-3217060.JPG Gentlemen, we did it. Shepherd Nicholas [lastname], born into the world 0230, 18th day of May, year of our lord 2024. Everyone is healthy and doing well. Brings a tear to my eyes. It's a beautiful thing, gents. View Quote Congrats Dad, have to admit it's a little dusty, freshies always get me a little. Hope everyone does great, and you guys get home soon. What a blessing. |
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"Beware of old men. They may have killed braver men than you." TontoGoldstein
"America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." |
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Originally Posted By The_Like_Button: Yours as well. My kid came out dressed like Tupac and throwing signs. Gang Gang https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/584260/IMG_2997_jpeg-3217075.JPG View Quote Dude, that's the best baby picture ever. Someone needs to make a meme out of that one, he's a gangster yo. "Rollin down the street in my 64" |
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"Beware of old men. They may have killed braver men than you." TontoGoldstein
"America is at that awkward stage; it's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." |
American Pioneer Corps Northern Colorado
CO, USA
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Originally Posted By zukguy: Congrats Dad, have to admit it's a little dusty, freshies always get me a little. Hope everyone does great, and you guys get home soon. What a blessing. View Quote Thank you sir, everyone is sleep deprived but doing great. We should be heading home in just an hour or so. |
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Have you discussed her exercise and diet plan yet? These things must be established before leaving the hospital. See other thread.
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Originally Posted By Geohans:
The human body follows the laws of thermodynamics until you introduce insulin. Then things get “bent” like a light beam around a gravitational object. |
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