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TheAffiliate Joined Mar 2022 Posts 1038 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:09:59 PM EDT Wife and I aren't into but play but daaaam. This Aqua IV with S7A auto flush, blow dry, auto clean, auto lift lid and all the things has made me a believer! Over the last 24 hours my wife, myself, and my 2 teen boys have formed a line outside the bathroom just to experience the pleasure of a bung hole cleaning and blow dry!

hoodonit00 Member Joined Jul 2005 Posts 16771 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:11:41 PM EDT [#1] God you fuckers are weird.

hammer1995 Member Joined May 2006 Posts 1507 EE 100% (43) LA, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:13:34 PM EDT [#2] Welcome to the party, pal. Been a Toto fan for years.

TheAffiliate Joined Mar 2022 Posts 1039 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:14:32 PM EDT [Last Edit: TheAffiliate] [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By hoodonit00: God you fuckers are weird. View Quote

hbilly Joined May 2011 Posts 11846 EE 100% (30) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:15:31 PM EDT [#4] Bobby Brown Goes Down https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C37c_Y3p7pQ

TheAffiliate Joined Mar 2022 Posts 1040 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:18:55 PM EDT [#5] hello friend

EamonnWright Member Joined Aug 2003 Posts 6601 EE 100% (6) NH, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:21:46 PM EDT [#6] I don't have one, but I'm a believer in the process. If you fell in the mud, you wouldn't wipe it off with dry paper towels and consider yourself clean.

Whamo Team Member Joined Jul 2008 Posts 10400 EE 100% (6) NJ, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:23:13 PM EDT [#7] Toto Bidet master race checking in.
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TheAffiliate Joined Mar 2022 Posts 1041 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:23:53 PM EDT [#8] hello friend

nightstalker In for a Penny, In for a Pound Joined Feb 2001 Posts 87720 EE 0% (0) NV, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 8:26:16 PM EDT [#9] FPNI Wife loves hers .great.
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erazor55 Member Joined Jun 2018 Posts 2677 EE 100% (4) TX, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:39:15 PM EDT [#10] TOTO! Toto - Africa (Official HD Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

Precious87 Member Joined Jun 2023 Posts 1338 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:42:43 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By erazor55: TOTO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY View Quote Dammit!
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guyknight Joined Mar 2021 Posts 7468 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:46:52 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By hoodonit00: God you fuckers are weird. View Quote Attached File

AttachedFile Joined May 2024 Posts 51 EE 0% (0) AL, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:49:00 PM EDT [#13] Are we talking about the Mercedes F1 head guy or rains down in Africa?

amendment Joined Jan 2005 Posts 9074 EE 100% (12) AS, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:51:12 PM EDT [#14] Ahhh a poop thread

boolzi

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Posted: 5/8/2024 9:53:12 PM EDT

[Last Edit: boolzi] [#15]

Originally Posted By TheAffiliate:
Wife and I aren't into but play but daaaam. This Aqua IV with S7A auto flush, blow dry, auto clean, auto lift lid and all the things has made me a believer! Over the last 24 hours my wife, myself, and my 2 teen boys have formed a line outside the bathroom just to experience the pleasure of a bung hole cleaning and blow dry!

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we have 2 washlets, one for each of us. Not something you want to share…

GAcop Resident Curmudgeon Joined Jun 2002 Posts 14192 EE 100% (23) GA, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:53:15 PM EDT [#16] I miss the rains down in Africa.
	Cancer sucks. Give yer balls a tug, titfucker! -Shoresy.

amendment Joined Jan 2005 Posts 9075 EE 100% (12) AS, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 9:58:44 PM EDT [#17] No pics?

SeanTX Ultima Ratio Regum Joined Nov 2000 Posts 33667 EE 100% (44) TX, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:00:59 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By GAcop: I miss the rains down in Africa. View Quote Bless

kc-coyote Just another ARFCOM member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 30836 EE 100% (129) MO, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:06:59 PM EDT [Last Edit: kc-coyote] [#19]

TheAffiliate Joined Mar 2022 Posts 1043 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:11:19 PM EDT [#20] Quote History Originally Posted By boolzi: we have 2 washlets, one for each of us. Not something you want to share… View Quote true. planning out a second bathroom purchase.

helotech Member Joined Jan 2006 Posts 2387 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:47:30 PM EDT [#21] I'm just happy to have a toilet that swallows pipe busters, no problem. The Kohler Corbelle is no joke.

BlackHoleSon Joined Oct 2022 Posts 1376 EE 0% (0) AL, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:53:37 PM EDT [#22] Quote History Originally Posted By GAcop: I miss the rains down in Africa. View Quote OP would be doing naked handstands in them

Vikingsouthpaw Joined Feb 2023 Posts 963 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:56:07 PM EDT [#23] 99 is best musical number.

King-Of-Town Member Joined Jul 2023 Posts 774 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/8/2024 10:56:09 PM EDT [#24] Originally Posted By TheAffiliate: Wife and I aren't into but play View Quote Wait.... why not? What's wrong with the both of you? I read on the Internet that if you start with the pinky.... never mind.

jsmurphy62 Joined Sep 2013 Posts 4409 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:37:39 AM EDT [#25] Jeff Porcaro was a hell of a drummer .

jollyg83 Member Joined Oct 2002 Posts 13407 EE 100% (1) VA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:41:49 AM EDT [#26] Those Japanese man, they know a thing or two about a good shitter.

odiedodi Joined Aug 2009 Posts 40588 EE 0% (0) SGP	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:43:10 AM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By hoodonit00: God you fuckers are weird. View Quote Toto makes quality bath fixtures. There's nothing weird about taking pride in your home. If someone wanted to show off a bathroom with their higher end stuff, I wouldn't think it's weird at all. Some of their toilets are $20,000.

Aspida1776 Joined Oct 2020 Posts 16761 EE 100% (5) TN, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:44:07 AM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By hoodonit00: God you fuckers are weird. View Quote Attached File

DubyaB Member Joined Mar 2019 Posts 14511 EE 100% (2) WA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:44:56 AM EDT [#29] Attached File
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USA1st Member Joined Jul 2020 Posts 7811 EE 0% (0) SC, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:46:42 AM EDT [#30] I bless the rains in my Assfrica
	Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it.

Efl15 Joined Jan 2019 Posts 17248 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:47:32 AM EDT [#31] Feels good, man.

Primecube Joined Dec 2022 Posts 3301 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 12:49:33 AM EDT [#32] OP and Wife are Stuck in "Anal Stage" of Growth...

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Posted: 5/9/2024 1:15:45 AM EDT

[Last Edit: Ronin72] [#33]

Originally Posted By TheAffiliate:
Wife and I aren't into but play but daaaam. This Aqua IV with S7A auto flush, blow dry, auto clean, auto lift lid and all the things has made me a believer! Over the last 24 hours my wife, myself, and my 2 teen boys have formed a line outside the bathroom just to experience the pleasure of a bung hole cleaning and blow dry!

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So this makes you want to get into "but play?"

DesertDenizen Joined Dec 2023 Posts 42 EE 0% (0) NV, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 1:39:37 AM EDT [#34] I called Rosanna down in Africa, but Toto told me to Hold the Line.

trails-end Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 25659 EE 100% (90) GA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 1:43:33 AM EDT [#35] My experience was a ball bag hosing. I didn't have my reading glasses and I think I hit the twat wash. I'll stick to TP and wipes.
	Did I just kill another thread? We are in the middle of a Communist Revolution in the USA. There is no voting our way out of this.

07yzryder Member Joined Sep 2014 Posts 5099 EE 100% (31) NV, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 1:50:10 AM EDT [#36] Ok boomer... No homo is boomer slang, it's no Diddy now.
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Pinochet727 Joined Jul 2020 Posts 303 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:14:13 AM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By DesertDenizen: I called Rosanna down in Africa, but Toto told me to Hold the Line. View Quote Georgy Porgy appreciates this post

Tarkan Joined May 2024 Posts 12 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:20:44 AM EDT [#38] American "manly men" have this odd fear off having a clean butthole. Like, literally having water keep it clean means you're a homo. Scratch, wipe and manhandle that crap out with your hand and wads of paper isn't gay at all. Water is.

JUDGED12carried6 Joined Jun 2014 Posts 2290 EE 100% (2) LA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:27:48 AM EDT [#39] Kids will grow up gay and you will get pegged. You will learn to spell butt correctly by the time you are forced to shit in a bag the rest of your pathetic life. Throw that alien probe machine in the trash and return to manhood.

Sodie Joined Nov 2000 Posts 17838 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:29:13 AM EDT [#40] Randy Discovers Japanese Toilets - SOUTH PARK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRL4l2GOqXk

56xdx_Z Member Joined Jul 2023 Posts 3476 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:39:41 AM EDT [#41] Attached File

Tao Joined Feb 2006 Posts 4590 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:45:16 AM EDT [#42] Totos are overpriced. Bidets are awesome!

Tao Joined Feb 2006 Posts 4591 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 2:48:02 AM EDT [Last Edit: Tao] [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By amendment: No pics? View Quote I had to see this, so now you do too.

Tarkan

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Posted: 5/9/2024 2:50:21 AM EDT

[#44]

Boy...muh pappy, his pappy and his pappy dun used corncobs for that. Muh pappy called me a phaggot and beat me for using toilet paper. I don't know what kind of fucking commie fag you are for using water, but you'd better get back to using long, hard veggies to wipe your ass, or you ain't American, or country, or not a commie. Because long, hard veggies cleaning out your ass isn't gay at all.

liber45 Joined Apr 2003 Posts 3324 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 3:13:12 AM EDT [#45]

SheltiePimp Joined Jan 2017 Posts 1961 EE 0% (0) JPN	Posted: 5/9/2024 3:17:37 AM EDT [#46] Not to name drop, but Aso once told me and I will quote it. "Never trust a man who doesn't want a clean ass" I have adhered to this mantra. I love Toto. My ass, is washed.

liber45 Joined Apr 2003 Posts 3325 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 3:19:29 AM EDT [#47]

timeless large member Joined Jan 2003 Posts 16135 EE 100% (42) AZ, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 3:40:24 AM EDT [#48] I guess it rains down in Africa

Mike_Golf Joined Aug 2015 Posts 11356 EE 100% (21) USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 6:58:09 AM EDT [Last Edit: Mike_Golf] [#49] Quote History Originally Posted By jollyg83: Those Japanese man, they know a thing or two about a good shitter. View Quote Perhaps they just make squishy mud from eating squids and shit, instead of a proper Lincoln Log. I'm fairly convinced that 30% of the population doesn't use toilets.

The_Like_Button Member Joined Jun 2023 Posts 2208 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 5/9/2024 6:59:08 AM EDT [#50] This place needs Jesus
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