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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:36:03 PM EDT
It's the gouda, the bad and the ugly.
A Manhattan law school student was so hooked on cheese she had to go to rehab to end her insatiable appetite for dairy, she told The Post. Adela Cojab said her Camembert cravings began during her junior year at New York University, in spring 2018, when she binged almost daily on the "cheapest" bricks of white cheddar and Parmesan she could find.  "I stopped by either Morton Williams or by Whole Foods and I would just buy cheese, and I would literally just eat a block of cheese with my hands," said Cojab, 27, often while sitting on the floor of her Midtown apartment alone in the dark. "It was the only thing that would make me feel somewhat whole." Cojab said her addiction stemmed from stress. She was the president of a Zionist student group called Realize Israel, at odds with other student activists and professors calling on the university to sever ties with Israel. The dairy diet quickly wrecked Cojab's health. Her weight skyrocketed to a peak of 172 pounds.  She also stopped menstruating for five months during the throes of her cheese feasts and became at risk for Type 2 diabetes. "My mom said, 'You're not well, you're not okay. . . . you need to go away for a while,'" she said of the family intervention that saved her. Attending a two-week wellness retreat at Hilton Head Health in South Carolina, which costs at minimum $5,820 a week, helped the asiago addict gain control over her eating disorder. Still, Cojab, who settled an antisemitism lawsuit she brought against NYU in 2019 and is set to graduate from the Cardozo School of Law in June, hasn't sworn off cheese completely. These days, she said she reaches first for a "lighter" mozzarella over a Vermont cheddar or parmesan.  https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/i-went-to-rehab-for-my-cheese-addiction/ |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:37:19 PM EDT
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would
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:37:34 PM EDT
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@midcap
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MT, USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:40:18 PM EDT
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That is someone's fetish here...100%.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:41:34 PM EDT
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So she's looking for something creamy and protein rich to swallow...
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:43:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Tuco22]
[#5]
suck a cheese fart out of her ass and hold it.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:43:18 PM EDT
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Satire is impossible.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:44:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SamBoga: "I stopped by either Morton Williams or by Whole Foods and I would just buy cheese, and I would literally just eat a block of cheese with my hands," said Cojab, 27, often while sitting on the floor of her Midtown apartment alone in the dark. "It was the only thing that would make me feel somewhat whole." |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:49:26 PM EDT
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She was pretty hot before she bleu up like a balloon.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:50:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By -Abyss-: Satire is impossible. Welcome to ClownWorld... The future is now old man |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:52:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Gulftanker: She was pretty hot before she bleu up like a balloon. She's on Ozempic now and probably has low self-esteem. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:54:01 PM EDT
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Where was she when I was cutting cheese for a living?
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Posted: 5/19/2024 1:54:18 PM EDT
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In before “I’d run a marathon barefoot in the Gobi just to get a sniff of her personal ‘cottage cheese’”
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:00:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rem700PSS: That is someone's fetish here...100%. Reporting for duty. Apres moi le fromage. |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:01:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cheesebeast: Reporting for duty. Apres moi le fromage. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cheesebeast: Originally Posted By Rem700PSS: That is someone's fetish here...100%. Reporting for duty. Apres moi le fromage. |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:03:40 PM EDT
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Great. Now she get's to use the "I'm a recovering addict." line, in some judgmental snarky tone, every time
someone around her wants to order a pizza. |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:03:44 PM EDT
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I can understand. Cheese is fucking awesome.
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PA, USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:05:40 PM EDT
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She also stopped menstruating for five months during the throes of her cheese feasts and became at risk for Type 2 diabetes.
I knew a girl in college that went on a similar ice cream only binge. Messed up her body so bad she can never have kids. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:09:59 PM EDT
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Username?
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:10:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: midcap]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Chokey: @midcap Would give her my cheese stick...  Cheese may make her day, but my wang will make her whole week. She probably hasn't shit since last year and I bet she got big Jewish tiddies. |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:13:32 PM EDT
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Woob woob woob woob woob! No, Limburger.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:26:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Bravo_Six]
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Doesn't some cheese have chemicals that bind with opiate receptors in the brain?
There may be some legitimacy to her addiction claim. ETA: During digestion, casein is broken down into casomorphins, which are thought to have an opiate-like effect. However, no studies show that the amount of casomorphins found in cheese actually elicit effects on the reward center in the human brain. https://www.houstonmethodist.org/blog/articles/2021/nov/is-cheese-addictive/#:~:text=During%20digestion%2C%20casein%20is%20broken,center%20in%20the%20human%20brain |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:28:07 PM EDT
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There has to be some mental illness to fixate on such a strange addiction.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:29:58 PM EDT
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Sounds like the kind of person I want working on my legal issues.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:31:15 PM EDT
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She cut a lot of cheese to be addicted
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:34:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: MotorMouth]
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I'm addicted to food.
I could quit, but I think it'd kill me. 
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:38:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/19/2024 2:49:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By midcap: Would give her my cheese stick... Cheese may make her day, but my wang will make her whole week. She probably hasn't shit since last year and I bet she got big Jewish tiddies. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By midcap: Originally Posted By Chokey: @midcap Would give her my cheese stick... Cheese may make her day, but my wang will make her whole week. She probably hasn't shit since last year and I bet she got big Jewish tiddies. She went through rehab and would not want your frumunda cheese. |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 3:06:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/19/2024 3:08:35 PM EDT
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I like cheese too. No way would i spend that much money to have people tell me to stop eating cheese
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USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 3:09:14 PM EDT
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"Zionist"
(What Hamas would call her. This is propaganda.) |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 3:39:10 PM EDT
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God, she prob never, ever had to take a dump. I kmow I have had that issue while hard core keto. That would genuinely suck.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 3:43:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/19/2024 4:05:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Terriblis: She's on Ozempic now and probably has low self-esteem. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Terriblis: Originally Posted By Gulftanker: She was pretty hot before she bleu up like a balloon. She's on Ozempic now and probably has low self-esteem. |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 4:18:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Rogue7: Confirmed. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/559744/cheese_jpg-3218310.JPG Perfection 
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Posted: 5/19/2024 4:26:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/19/2024 4:29:07 PM EDT
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She can nibble on my brick
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Posted: 5/19/2024 6:39:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SamBoga:  that's a man |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 6:42:04 PM EDT
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Arfcom 8
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Posted: 5/19/2024 6:43:05 PM EDT
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Yeesh.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 6:45:35 PM EDT
[Last Edit: OregonShooter]
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1800 calories a pound.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 6:51:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Sebastian_MacMaine: that's a man Originally Posted By d16man: Arfcom 8 Exactly |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 7:32:32 PM EDT
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George Costanza's line about chewing on a bloc of 🧀 the size of a car 🔋 comes to mind.
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OH, USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 7:43:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Emeoba69]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: came so hard.gif Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By SamBoga: "I stopped by either Morton Williams or by Whole Foods and I would just buy cheese, and I would literally just eat a block of cheese with my hands," said Cojab, 27, often while sitting on the floor of her Midtown apartment alone in the dark. "It was the only thing that would make me feel somewhat whole." Really describes my college years pretty well. The under five dollar cheese bin in the artisan section is the candy isle of my adult life. I knew a very cute black girl in school that had a table lamp obsession. Like hundreds in her tiny college apartment. She’d go out antiquing for them constantly. Human mind is a crazy thing. |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 8:21:47 PM EDT
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I don't know, $6k a week will buy a lot of cheese.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 8:39:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hesperus: George Costanza's line about chewing on a bloc of the size of a car comes to mind. 
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Posted: 5/19/2024 8:54:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By midcap: Would give her my cheese stick... Cheese may make her day, but my wang will make her whole week. She probably hasn't shit since last year and I bet she got big Jewish tiddies.
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Posted: 5/19/2024 9:05:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Tuco22: suck a cheese fart out of her ass and hold it. Those had to be horrid |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/19/2024 10:58:11 PM EDT
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People typically replace a habit with another habit…
So, how many blowjobs is she giving a day? |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 10:58:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By d16man: Arfcom 8 Wisconsin 87 |
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Posted: 5/19/2024 11:01:50 PM EDT
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That photo looks like it was pulled straight off a dating site.
Dang if I'm not tempted! |
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