My former brother and I found Dad's old ticket book from when he was a patrol officer. We thought it would be hilarious to write my former brother a speeding ticket.
We thought our joke would go over like gangbusters so we ran in and woke Dad and Mom up to show them. We did everything we could not to burst out laughing as Dad looked at the ticket. Mom flipped saying to my brother we raised you to be more responsible. She shook her head in disgust.
Dad was not happy that he got a ticket so soon after starting to drive but when he saw the name on the ticket he smirked and let out a little laugh. We had put Rosco P. Coltrane as the police officer.
A little while later Dad said do you know what you two idiots did.
He said I am responsible for every ticket in my book when I retire and now I will have to explain this one to my Lt. My former brother lost his wheels for a spell but I skated as I was the younger brother. Mom yelled at my former brother for corrupting me.