WTF?

Local tv,  in 10 minutes of watching the local "news", 87 commercials for female genital razors.

That’s a good thing broseph.

linky to cooter shaving commercials?

My wife about shit herself a few years back when the one about “trimming the bush” with the little plants in front of their crotch.

I was like, “See, you thought I was some kind of freak wanting you to do this and now you know it’s just the normal.”

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negative, ghost rider.

i want you to picture flashdance documentary jennifer beals with big hair and bush.



a woman like that who shaves her cooter bald is committing a sin against Gad.

Man might be missing a golden opportunity. Offering a weekly shaving service would be a heck of a side hustle.

It's kinda weird when they run that same commercial, back to back to back...

We could probably compromise on her. Howzabout a landing strip?

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There's a YouTube of it being done . Totally amazing how the young lady gets it done , and quick.  

OP prefers furburger and tooth floss

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Why is that a big deal? Half the population needs that product, hell all of the population could use a product like that, women like things trimmed on their men as well.

I don't understand why America is so hung up on human body parts.

Sweet home Alabama!

It is very weird. Like a commercial about body care is super offensive.

Way till OP sees the ball shaver commercials or the commercials for the pills for the fags who want to run wild on dick and ass without catching the HIV.

bruh.

87% of Gee Dee hasn't seen a 'gina since they were pushed out of the birth canal.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I suggest you try it.

You are talking about it. Marketing worked.

What is the question here?

clutchespearls.

Target sells vibrators in its stores. When did that start?

  I said the same thing to my wife

bored MILFs.

@RTX

The one I see has a dirty inkie...like most commercials now.

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Pedos prefer that prepubescent look.

…who demand action?

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True- I can't even remember which armpit they hide it under.

I've never been with a hairy girl, but I think it's hot af

Mow the lawn



I laugh so hard at these I get tears in my eyes  

North Scottsdale

I dunno why but the word cooter makes me wanna vomit. When hearing "cooter" my brain just cannot envision a beautifully chiseled work of art vagina, it envisions a disgusting foul leaking hatchet wound.

You want a hairy girl? I can get you a hairy girl, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

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I shave my ass and walk backwards, I look better that way.

Waxing is better.  As a business dude, you get to touch the kooters.  There are many youtoobz documentaries.

There’s one in Dublin CA too. Took me a few drives past to notice what it actually was. Besides, hardwood floors are way better. So easy to keep clean, you never know what lurking inside the carpet.

How long did it take you to type all that.

I do, but the hairy girl I'm imagining is young, beautiful, petite , and has perfect fair skin. Google Milena D(NSFW). Her hairy armpits have more sex appeal than your average American girl.

She's probably not the norm, though, and I should probably be thankful I've never had a hairy one.

You poor thing.

Oh no. Women are people. What are we to do?