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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:32:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Always kinda scary to open yourself up, "what if I say too much and scare people?" I'm kinda weird because despite yearning for intimacy, I'm also afraid of it. The idea of completely opening up to someone and giving them the power to destroy me really freaks me out. I can be quite intense, and I know there are things about me that could scare someone. Like how I said "you gotta be calm, cool, and collected" earlier? Yeah, well that is NOT me. So I gotta fake it until I make it. Then SLOWLY allow my spastic side to come out.  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I get that. That's why I've never talked to anyone in person about any of this, not that I ever had any friends to talk with anyways. Pretty sure if I did have any friends that most would say the same thing. Oddly I'd kinda like to show one of my brothers this thread, I never share this kind of stuff with family either and some of it would be an eye opener for sure. It would just explain a lot to them about why I am the way I am. Too scared to actually do that though... Honestly I'd rather send a link to this thread to Nicole. Though that might freak her out and she's not on her social media anymore anyways. Always kinda scary to open yourself up, "what if I say too much and scare people?" I'm kinda weird because despite yearning for intimacy, I'm also afraid of it. The idea of completely opening up to someone and giving them the power to destroy me really freaks me out. I can be quite intense, and I know there are things about me that could scare someone. Like how I said "you gotta be calm, cool, and collected" earlier? Yeah, well that is NOT me. So I gotta fake it until I make it. Then SLOWLY allow my spastic side to come out. Only one chick has ever been interested in my breeder reactor. And she freaked out before she even got to see it. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:34:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: She has a great sense of humor, pretty face, lil thick, just a few arm tats. Great work ethic. She would appreciate an epic shitposter of your magnitude. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Originally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Pics of the 22yo Latina? Any cartel ties? No pics. El Salvador Maybe cartel ties, but Cliff can fix her. Bitch I'm right here. My harem isn't currently DEI compliant. She has a great sense of humor, pretty face, lil thick, just a few arm tats. Great work ethic. She would appreciate an epic shitposter of your magnitude. Tats disgust me more than steak and beer disgust overhang556 |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:34:29 PM EDT
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Pics?
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:35:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: Tats disgust me more than steak and beer disgust overhang556 I really don't get the distaste for tattoos. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:37:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: Tats disgust me more than steak and beer disgust overhang556 Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: Originally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Originally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Pics of the 22yo Latina? Any cartel ties? No pics. El Salvador Maybe cartel ties, but Cliff can fix her. Bitch I'm right here. My harem isn't currently DEI compliant. She has a great sense of humor, pretty face, lil thick, just a few arm tats. Great work ethic. She would appreciate an epic shitposter of your magnitude. Tats disgust me more than steak and beer disgust overhang556 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:38:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By showmeballer: Lol Yeah I would be a horrible counselor. I'd probably be more like a Drill Instructor now after finding out he doesn't like Asians or Latinas too.  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By showmeballer: Originally Posted By AA717driver: Originally Posted By showmeballer: I keep coming back here to see what's up and it gets worse each time. You don't like beer, steak, or tits. WTF! That's the trifecta. Probably don't like gambling too. Ok, I'm gonna grab @showmeballer and drag him over to the bar and get a drink. I think he's eliminated himself from consideration for the counselor position. I'd probably be more like a Drill Instructor now after finding out he doesn't like Asians or Latinas too.  As my counselor you'd likely have an aneurism, most counselors likely would.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:38:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: I really don't get the distaste for tattoos. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Tats disgust me more than steak and beer disgust overhang556 I really don't get the distaste for tattoos. WE USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:39:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: Pics? Hell no Fuckers ain’t calling border patrol on my backup plan gal. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:40:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: negative. i just work and sleep and ponder all of the bad decisions that have lead up to this point. @DenverDan Yupper |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:42:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: i just got out of a two hour meeting about exactly how the fuck we're gonna string these lines due to a material and engineering clusterfuck. you done fucked up now ay ay ron! it's a doozy. in reality my man Cliff556 should just cold approach all the roadhouse waitresses and discreetly see if they're interested in an older man. as we say in monfuckintana: the older the bull, the stiffer the horn.  Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By AA717driver: Teach him how to string power lines and the chick stuff is easy? you done fucked up now ay ay ron! it's a doozy. in reality my man Cliff556 should just cold approach all the roadhouse waitresses and discreetly see if they're interested in an older man. as we say in monfuckintana: the older the bull, the stiffer the horn. I've heard many commercials during news breaks that make me believe that's not quite the case. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:42:46 PM EDT
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My children will not be registered with the state with birth certificates or SSN, just like me.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:43:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Hell no Fuckers ain’t calling border patrol on my backup plan gal. See that's why you don't want tats |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:45:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: See that's why you don't want tats Can't say I've ever worried about the border patrol. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:46:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Damn Wall of text inbound
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:46:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: I really don't get the distaste for tattoos. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: Tats disgust me more than steak and beer disgust overhang556 I really don't get the distaste for tattoos. Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:47:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Hell no Fuckers ain't calling border patrol on my backup plan gal.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:48:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Can't say I've ever worried about the border patrol. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: See that's why you don't want tats Can't say I've ever worried about the border patrol. What about globohomo? I gotta stay unidentifiable to the Deep State |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:49:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I've heard many commercials during news breaks that make me believe that's not quite the case.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:49:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:53:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: can you really afford to be picky at this point in your relationship career? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. Punching his clown like it owes him fifty bucks is always an option. Not a great option but an option. May not even be the worst option on the table, depending on the inky in question. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:54:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: What about globohomo? I gotta stay unidentifiable to the Deep State lol unidentifiable. They probably have your biometrics all the way to your brown eye. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:54:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By centrarchidae: Punching his clown like it owes him fifty bucks is always an option. Not a great option but an option. May not even be the worst option on the table, depending on the inky in question. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:56:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: slooty dirty inkie poon is better than no poon at all. There's nothing dirty about ink.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 5:59:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Can't say I've ever worried about the border patrol. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Originally Posted By iwouldntknow: See that's why you don't want tats Can't say I've ever worried about the border patrol. She aint gotta worry about em either. She knows I'll let her hide out at the cabin. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:02:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: can you really afford to be picky at this point in your relationship career? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. My man Cliff knows what he likes and won't compromise. There would be less divorce and infidelity if more men were like Cliff
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:06:41 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: She aint gotta worry about em either. She knows I'll let her hide out at the cabin. B A S E D |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:07:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: can you really afford to be picky at this point in your relationship career? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. Luckily or unfortunately (depending on how you look at it ), another disappointing oddity that might reveal a possibility of Low T is that I've just never been desperate to have a woman or sex, so I've never felt the need to lower any standards. That's also why I've never had a thing for very many celebrities. Literally I can only think of the one.So I will be kind of picky, it's just the nature of it for me. So lots of tattoos and heavy makeup are not something I'd go for. Even if I didn't have my anxiety issues I know finding a woman would be very rare for me because of this and it's doesn't really bother me. Heck, I've made it to my age without, so I must have made my peace with it a long time ago. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:07:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: My man Cliff knows what he likes and won't compromise. There would be less divorce and infidelity if more men were like Cliff The people who are really good at meeting someone new are typically really bad at staying true. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:09:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. Cliff: Let's step back and discuss them tits and why you're wrong. We all have different tastes, I like small perky and natural. But no matter the tit: No man has ever been enjoying titty time and jumped up and said I'm gonna shoot up a mall or I'm gonna stab a bunch of people. Reason is, the titties provide a no stress zone, relax time timeout, soothing to the eyes, the sense of taste, smell, feel. Titties have saved many a man from going postal. Bad day at work, thinking about burning the place down, but your gf meets you at the door in a skimpy shirt with no bra, all is right again. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:10:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: The people who are really good at meeting someone new are typically really bad at staying true. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By iwouldntknow: Originally Posted By rtlm: My man Cliff knows what he likes and won't compromise. There would be less divorce and infidelity if more men were like Cliff The people who are really good at meeting someone new are typically really bad at staying true. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:16:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: My man Cliff knows what he likes and won't compromise. There would be less divorce and infidelity if more men were like Cliff Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. My man Cliff knows what he likes and won't compromise. There would be less divorce and infidelity if more men were like Cliff I believe that is a very true statement. I would very easily stay attached to the same woman for a lifetime. Need to look no further than how attached I still feel to the one I've been talking about for most of this thread. And I haven't even seen her or talked to her for almost 30 years now.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:18:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I believe that is a very true statement. I would very easily stay attached to the same woman for a lifetime. Need to look no further than how attached I still feel to the one I've been talking about for most of this thread. And I haven't even seen her or talked to her for almost 30 years now.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:24:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Cliff: Let's step back and discuss them tits and why you're wrong. We all have different tastes, I like small perky and natural. But no matter the tit: No man has ever been enjoying titty time and jumped up and said I'm gonna shoot up a mall or I'm gonna stab a bunch of people. Reason is, the titties provide a no stress zone, relax time timeout, soothing to the eyes, the sense of taste, smell, feel. Titties have saved many a man from going postal. Bad day at work, thinking about burning the place down, but your gf meets you at the door in a skimpy shirt with no bra, all is right again. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By rtlm: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Personally I'm not a fan of tattoos myself, but if any of the women that I already like had them I would overlook my issue with them. As long as they are small and somewhat hidden. Cliff: Let's step back and discuss them tits and why you're wrong. We all have different tastes, I like small perky and natural. But no matter the tit: No man has ever been enjoying titty time and jumped up and said I'm gonna shoot up a mall or I'm gonna stab a bunch of people. Reason is, the titties provide a no stress zone, relax time timeout, soothing to the eyes, the sense of taste, smell, feel. Titties have saved many a man from going postal. Bad day at work, thinking about burning the place down, but your gf meets you at the door in a skimpy shirt with no bra, all is right again. I think since I've never had them in my life I've just had to make due. Really, the thing that brings me back down from stress or whatever has been the drums. It's really been a life saver at times... I just get on the kit and it's like meditation.  I don't always have the energy for it though, so I'm kind of living for coffee at this point or I don't have much reason to get up in the morning. Trying to quit it though and that makes me sad. Edit, I also do a lot of pacing leading up to stressful projects/events. Probably not as good as a handful of boobs, but I don't have many options. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:25:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I think since I've never had them in my life I've just had to make due. Really, the thing that brings back down from stress or whatever has been the drums. It's really been a life saver at times... I just get on the kit and it's like meditation. I don't always have the energy for it though, so I'm kind of living for coffee at this point or I don't have much reason to get up in the morning. Trying to quit it though and that makes me sad. I like these.  Some caffeine but not a crazy amount like coffee. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:25:41 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Cliff556 to the sexy little chica waitresses: me love you long time. Yes, very long indeed... IF I manage to fall for them, that's the catch.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:28:17 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: I like these. https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0005100019621 Some caffeine but not a crazy amount like coffee. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I think since I've never had them in my life I've just had to make due. Really, the thing that brings back down from stress or whatever has been the drums. It's really been a life saver at times... I just get on the kit and it's like meditation. I don't always have the energy for it though, so I'm kind of living for coffee at this point or I don't have much reason to get up in the morning. Trying to quit it though and that makes me sad. I like these. https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0005100019621 Some caffeine but not a crazy amount like coffee. I will have to look into that. Might help me kick the coffee habit. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:29:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: I will have to look into that. Might help me kick the coffee habit. why wood you want to not indulge in coffee and cigarettes? |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:37:59 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 556Cliff]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: you don't like steak or beer, you don't drink no more, you have no poo-say. why wood you want to not indulge in coffee and cigarettes? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: I will have to look into that. Might help me kick the coffee habit. why wood you want to not indulge in coffee and cigarettes? Ah! That's another one, I've never smoked even a single puff off a cigarette (never tried chewing tobacco either). I'm still kicking myself for giving in to alcohol, but at least I managed to get away from it. I don't need any more bad habits. My boss has tried to choke me out on our carpools to job sites as he was a pretty heavy smoker.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:39:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556Cliff: Ah! That's another one, I've never smoked even a single puff off a cigarette (never tried chewing tobacco either). I'm still kicking myself for giving in to alcohol, but at least I managed to get away from it. I don't need any more bad habits. no sloots, no red meat, no booze, no smokes.
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:41:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: you don't like steak or beer, you don't drink no more, you have no poo-say. why wood you want to not indulge in coffee and cigarettes? That's my line in the sand |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:47:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TaskForce: That was meant to be sarcastic. It's not actually that easy. Well, yeah. But other people actually say that kind of thing and actually mean it. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:48:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: what bad habits could you possibly have? no sloots, no red meat, no booze, no smokes. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: Originally Posted By 556Cliff: Ah! That's another one, I've never smoked even a single puff off a cigarette (never tried chewing tobacco either). I'm still kicking myself for giving in to alcohol, but at least I managed to get away from it. I don't need any more bad habits. no sloots, no red meat, no booze, no smokes. Hamburger counts as red meet doesn't it? I do eat that. I have a problem staying consistent on eating healthy and sugar, those are my biggest bad habits along with coffee. Not so bad in the grand scheme of things, it could certainly be worse. Chasing women would be a bad one, so I'm kinda glad that I'm wired against it. It's just so bad that I can't even really go towards the very few that I do like. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:55:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: why wood you want to not indulge in coffee and cigarettes?  Coffee is disgusting, I don't know how you people drink it. Cliff's dislike of steak is certainly  . I get perhaps preferring something else, but not just straight dislike.I'll give him a pass on beer - even though I myself certainly do enjoy a good beer now and then, I'm not a huge drinker. I actually used to be a big wine drinker, but that mostly stopped when I became far less of a fatass and stopped making big meals. |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 6:57:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Walkure: Coffee is disgusting, I don't know how you people drink it. Cliff's dislike of steak is certainly . I get perhaps preferring something else, but not just straight dislike.I'll give him a pass on beer - even though I myself certainly do enjoy a good beer now and then, I'm not a huge drinker. I actually used to be a big wine drinker, but that mostly stopped when I became far less of a fatass and stopped making big meals. never said i was a coffee drinker there, big shoots. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 7:10:44 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2024 7:14:10 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By showmeballer: Cheers Cliff  https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/157230/IMG_8161_jpeg-3203188.JPG
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Posted: 5/1/2024 7:20:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-365d21b45a98c3fa7607db9501765f89 never said i was a coffee drinker there, big shoots. I chose my words intentionally there. 
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Posted: 5/1/2024 7:24:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Walkure: I chose my words intentionally there.  |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 7:45:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JLPettimoreIII: if you included your harem in the pic as well that wood be the trifecta.  #EasternEuropeisFun |
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Posted: 5/1/2024 7:55:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By showmeballer: Haha those pics aren't coc compliant. #EasternEuropeisFun
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