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Link Posted: 4/28/2024 11:27:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By d16man:

Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!
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Originally Posted By M1907Sling:
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Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!

God be praised!
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 11:29:38 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bophades:

God be praised!
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Originally Posted By d16man:
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Holy Hand grenade of Antioch!

God be praised!


It's only a model.
Link Posted: 4/28/2024 11:33:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By adavis:


People who like this garbage never played real hockey, much less real beer league.
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give your balls a tug


Link Posted: 4/29/2024 6:31:18 AM EDT
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It was new, two minutes ago.
We broke the new KTM in the hard way! #moto #ktm #dirtbike #racing
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Originally Posted By FredMan:

I sliced my hand open one time trying to get into one of those packages.
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Originally Posted By FredMan:
Originally Posted By CajunMojo:


I'm just glad that my first ever knife didn't come in that annoying plastic clamshell thingy.

I sliced my hand open one time trying to get into one of those packages.


What page did you quote this from?
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:03:51 AM EDT
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Hold on now... let's not be hasty.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 8:17:35 AM EDT
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This was me and my brother and my cousin.

It's a Gen-X thing.
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this one went over my head in a flash of light.


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But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
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But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"

Or if you try to engage without offering a solution but by just being sympathetic etc, you get "you always overreact to everything I say and blow it all out of proportion!"

Literally cannot do it right.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 12:23:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:

Or if you try to engage without offering a solution but by just being sympathetic etc, you get "you always overreact to everything I say and blow it all out of proportion!"

Literally cannot do it right.
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Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"

Or if you try to engage without offering a solution but by just being sympathetic etc, you get "you always overreact to everything I say and blow it all out of proportion!"

Literally cannot do it right.


Imma double dip

Link Posted: 4/29/2024 1:53:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:


Imma double dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal:
Originally Posted By LoBrau:
Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"

Or if you try to engage without offering a solution but by just being sympathetic etc, you get "you always overreact to everything I say and blow it all out of proportion!"

Literally cannot do it right.


Imma double dip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg


Triple...

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Originally Posted By LoBrau:

Or if you try to engage without offering a solution but by just being sympathetic etc, you get "you always overreact to everything I say and blow it all out of proportion!"

Literally cannot do it right.
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I have read about a study they did with infants. They put up an obstacle between a boy infant and his mother, the infant either went over, around or tried to knock it over. Girl infants sat and cried.

Males are problem solvers. Females are not. It's nature, it's how our brains are wired.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:24:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
Catch 22
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 5:29:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mariner82:
Catch 22
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Originally Posted By Mariner82:
Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
Catch 22


"Wow. That's crazy" should be a part of every married guy's vocabulary.
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Southpark - 1950's Super Panavision 70
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
This was me and my brother and my cousin.

It's a Gen-X thing.
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Had Gen X siblings and friends while slightly in the millenium range.  Holds true anytime we got hurt with my mom.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:04:13 PM EDT
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Listening To MEGADETH Until They Sing About The Government
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Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:


"Wow. That's crazy" should be a part of every married guy's vocabulary.
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Originally Posted By JA_Magnum:
Originally Posted By Mariner82:
Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
Catch 22


"Wow. That's crazy" should be a part of every married guy's vocabulary.


The trick is finding something/someone she dislikes (usually another woman she interacts with closely, work, whatever), and ask what she did lately to piss off your wife.

There's usually something, she gets to vent, and you look like you actually pay attention
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:27:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
But if you sit back and just listen, you get "You aren't paying any attention to me!"


Way back I had a girlfriend that would go on and on.  I would completely space out in person, or even just set the phone down if it was a call.  Every so often I'd just say "wow" or "huh" or "really?" or "How did that make you feel?"   I swear she never caught on that I didn't listen at all.
Link Posted: 4/29/2024 9:57:00 PM EDT
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I have an internal 15 second record and playback buried in some deep crevice in my brain. It continuously records the last 15 seconds of what my wife is saying to me. Even when I am completely zoned out or thinking about something else it is there in the background, recording. Assertion of the attention signal "Are you even listening to me?" triggers it. At which point I can repeat back word for fricking word everything she said in the last 15 seconds even though from a conscious perspective I haven't been listening. I have zero idea how this works from a physiological standpoint but I suspect it developed over generations as a form of protection or self preservation.
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Goddamn right.
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Originally Posted By R2point0:
This was me and my brother and my cousin.

It's a Gen-X thing.
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Shit... we did that when you were still swimming in your dad's sack.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 6:15:04 PM EDT
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pNvOqlaRxtA


"This job ain't for you."
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The guys face says it all


Link Posted: 4/30/2024 10:37:38 PM EDT
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Bogutive.
Link Posted: 4/30/2024 10:40:43 PM EDT
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Who has that image of the child restraint toy? It kind of folded the kid over like a pretzel?
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Originally Posted By slankford:

Who has that image of the child restraint toy? It kind of folded the kid over like a pretzel?

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The Retard Squisher?

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