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Yea, though I fly through The Valley of The Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for Dillon Aero art with me.
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Yea, though I fly through The Valley of The Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for Dillon Aero art with me.
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Your move, Florida.
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Let's Go Red Wings!
Beautifying the world one logo at a time since 1993. Soli Deo Gloria |
Originally Posted By DrPerceptron: I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me. View Quote |
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Yea, though I fly through The Valley of The Shadow of Death, I shall fear no evil, for Dillon Aero art with me.
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Small world.
She and my GF were plastics fellows at the same program. She was telling me about this yesterday |
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Direction, not intention, determines destination.
Integrity is the essence of everything successful. |
Chambodia? Not even surprised.
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"Sabine" sounds like a name for a dirty German girl?
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Originally Posted By gtsteve03: At least it wasn't Cumming. That would have been a bit on the nose. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By gtsteve03: Originally Posted By Buzz69: Chambodia? Not even surprised. At least it wasn't Cumming. That would have been a bit on the nose. True. |
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Well, who ain't done that!?!
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How does one go from not alarming you, to you bending over for three seconds max, and in that three seconds he approaches, climaxes, and zips up?
Highly sus. |
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Originally Posted By -Obsessed-: How does one go from not alarming you, to you bending over for three seconds max, and in that three seconds he approaches, climaxes, and zips up? Highly sus. View Quote She probably lost track of time comparing which label was marked gluten-free and certified organic and leaping bunny friendly. Lord knows I have. |
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The perp…
Dave Chappelle - Homeless dude on bus |
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Originally Posted By DrPerceptron: I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By DrPerceptron: Originally Posted By PrincipsPistol: Dude can just unload on demand like that? Fascinating. I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me. |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Robert Palmer - I Didn't Mean To Turn You On (Official Video) |
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Maybe his aim was bad. What golfer hasn't had a chip shot come up short of where it was intended.
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If you quote me you love me. Or at least a low hanging little piece of me.
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Originally Posted By Squeefoo: She's OK, I wouldn't have gone that far. Maybe she looks better bent over some chips though. https://www.datocms-assets.com/108591/1699479403-dr-sabine-lovell.jpg?auto=format,compress&w=1192 View Quote She's trying too hard to smile, not natural. That's all I got to say. |
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Originally Posted By Squeefoo: She's OK, I wouldn't have gone that far. Maybe she looks better bent over some chips though. https://www.datocms-assets.com/108591/1699479403-dr-sabine-lovell.jpg?auto=format,compress&w=1192 View Quote As a plastic surgeon you'd think she'd fix that... whole situation. |
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peach fuzz
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All that and a bag of chips!
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