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Friggin' JBTs
5/29/2012 4:31:35 PM
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
5/29/2012 4:35:28 PM
He was just working for the FEMA Citizen Oppression Identification Team - United States. (FEMA COITUS)
Now that they know who you are, you've been assigned to a FEMA concentration camp.
Resistance is futile.
Now that they know who you are, you've been assigned to a FEMA concentration camp.
Resistance is futile.
5/29/2012 4:35:50 PM
Your avatar got lucky.
5/29/2012 4:36:43 PM
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
5/29/2012 4:37:24 PM
Something unheard of happened to within the month. My 4Runner's inspection was newly out of date. A VA State Trooper pulled me over, and gave me the lecture. I told him that I didn't drive this often (due to also having a Prius), and that I'm actually going to my mechanic today for an inspection, and did have an appointment (VA law disallows inspection appointments, but it's good to check workload). He might have had a 'no shit, this guy's being honest' moment when he ran my license and saw that I did indeed have an alternate car and the story was at least believable.
He let me go... VSP has a rep of NEVER letting you go...
He let me go... VSP has a rep of NEVER letting you go...
5/29/2012 4:38:28 PM
Originally Posted By Shenanigunz:
He was just working for the FEMA Citizen Oppression Identification Team - United States. (FEMA COITUS)
Now that they know who you are, you've been assigned to a FEMA concentration camp.
Resistance is futile.
He was just working for the FEMA Citizen Oppression Identification Team - United States. (FEMA COITUS)
Now that they know who you are, you've been assigned to a FEMA concentration camp.
Resistance is futile.
I was getting ready to remind him that I pay his salary.
Lucky for him, he finished up his oppression of me before I had a chance to whip that out.
5/29/2012 4:41:52 PM
You got lucky with the warning. No warnings for SB violations from the state revenuers here.
5/29/2012 4:43:00 PM
5/29/2012 4:43:51 PM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
You got away with it because they have gold fringe on the police station flag and he knew it.
5/29/2012 4:45:18 PM
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
5/29/2012 4:45:20 PM
The only reason why he stopped you, was to plant a GPS device on it for future use.
5/29/2012 4:46:13 PM
5/29/2012 4:46:22 PM
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
I'm considering a lawsuit.
5/29/2012 4:46:28 PM
So if you are polite and respectful to the LEOs, they are polite and respectful back? Geeeez, who'd thunk it.....
5/29/2012 4:57:54 PM
5/29/2012 4:59:30 PM
Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
But they only ticket you for a seatbelt violation after they stop you for another violation.
Right?
5/29/2012 4:59:32 PM
Next time, ask repeatedly "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?"
He will just give up and let you go, and you won't have to leave your car.
He will just give up and let you go, and you won't have to leave your car.
5/29/2012 5:06:07 PM
Originally Posted By callgood:
But they only ticket you for a seatbelt violation after they stop you for another violation.
Right?
Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
But they only ticket you for a seatbelt violation after they stop you for another violation.
Right?
Wrong
5/29/2012 5:13:57 PM
I was sitting at a stop sign, out in the country, when one of those bastards drove past, and actually had the gall to wave. Can you believe that? I'm sitting at a stop sign, which if I hadn't seen him would have run, and he waves to me.
5/29/2012 5:14:18 PM
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Next time, ask repeatedly "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?"
He will just give up and let you go, and you won't have to leave your car.
Next time, ask repeatedly "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?"
He will just give up and let you go, and you won't have to leave your car.
While screaming "Stop stealing my money officer!" and banging your head on the windshield. That always helps.
5/29/2012 5:15:00 PM
Originally Posted By AMZ:
Your avatar got lucky.
Your avatar got lucky.
5/29/2012 5:20:46 PM
Originally Posted By sigp226:
You got away with it because they have gold fringe on the police station flag and he knew it.
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
You got away with it because they have gold fringe on the police station flag and he knew it.
5/29/2012 5:21:28 PM
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Next time, ask repeatedly "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?"
He will just give up and let you go, and you won't have to leave your car.
Next time, ask repeatedly "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?"
He will just give up and let you go, and you won't have to leave your car.
Dammit.
I forgot that one.
5/29/2012 5:22:56 PM
Needs more stick
5/29/2012 5:23:45 PM
See - ExTorris retires and the national oppression level drops a couple of notches.
5/29/2012 5:25:44 PM
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
See - ExTorris retires and the national oppression level drops a couple of notches.
See - ExTorris retires and the national oppression level drops a couple of notches.
Dropped?
He gave me a warning! That's an implied threat!
5/29/2012 5:28:54 PM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm considering a lawsuit.
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
I'm considering a lawsuit.
if you can prevent just one other person from having to deal with this the country will be better off.
5/29/2012 5:29:05 PM
That same fucker got me the other night.
I was on the way home from an out of town job with some employees and we were talking about all the cops we saw on the road. We agreed that we didn't want to get stopped by a state trooper because those fuckers don't let shit slide. They're professional and reasonable, but JBTs; if they stop you, you're getting a ticket.
An hour or so later, we were going through a known gauntlet where we often spotted three po-lice within a mile or two. We counted a city cop and a countie mountie and were wondering where the other one was hid out. Then he lit me up from behind.
It was a state trooper.
I knew I was fucked. I was right. He gave me a warning for a license plate light out. Bastard JBT.
I was on the way home from an out of town job with some employees and we were talking about all the cops we saw on the road. We agreed that we didn't want to get stopped by a state trooper because those fuckers don't let shit slide. They're professional and reasonable, but JBTs; if they stop you, you're getting a ticket.
An hour or so later, we were going through a known gauntlet where we often spotted three po-lice within a mile or two. We counted a city cop and a countie mountie and were wondering where the other one was hid out. Then he lit me up from behind.
It was a state trooper.
I knew I was fucked. I was right. He gave me a warning for a license plate light out. Bastard JBT.5/29/2012 5:46:33 PM
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
if you can prevent just one other person from having to deal with this the country will be better off.
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I'm considering a lawsuit.
Originally Posted By flyfishnepa:
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
that was pretty close to being an unlawful detention
I'm considering a lawsuit.
if you can prevent just one other person from having to deal with this the country will be better off.
That's all I'm saying.
5/29/2012 6:08:47 PM
Did you hear the buzz from the UAV he was calibrating?
5/29/2012 6:20:33 PM
Are you a hot chick with a plunging neckline?
5/29/2012 9:17:04 PM
Originally Posted By 40BOY:
Are you a hot chick with a plunging neckline?
Are you a hot chick with a plunging neckline?
No.
and No.
5/29/2012 9:18:46 PM
2 out of 10 on the CSB scale. Not enough Hickory shampoo.
5/29/2012 9:22:34 PM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
I hear ya, man. That registration bullshit is unconstitutional. The founding fathers would have mentioned it specifically if they were serious.
5/29/2012 9:23:16 PM
Another scofflaw gets lucky
5/29/2012 9:33:30 PM
Originally Posted By TexRdnec:
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
go try that shit driving through nueces county
fucking seatbelt tickets are up to damned near $300
No shit. If I get one more in Brazos county it might be felony. I've got one from the same officer twice.
5/29/2012 9:34:44 PM
Ahh the well uniformed tax collector, yes I've met a few in my day..
5/29/2012 9:38:05 PM
While I loathe laws that make you use safety equipment....
Why would anyone drive around WITHOUT wearing their seatbelt??
Why would anyone drive around WITHOUT wearing their seatbelt??
5/29/2012 9:43:26 PM
Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
While I loathe laws that make you use safety equipment....
Why would anyone drive around WITHOUT wearing their seatbelt??
While I loathe laws that make you use safety equipment....
Why would anyone drive around WITHOUT wearing their seatbelt??
cuz its gay. fuck seabelts. it i want to fly across 5 lanes of traffic after being rear ended thats my business.
5/29/2012 9:51:13 PM
Originally Posted By Matthew_Q:
While I loathe laws that make you use safety equipment....
Why would anyone drive around WITHOUT wearing their seatbelt??
While I loathe laws that make you use safety equipment....
Why would anyone drive around WITHOUT wearing their seatbelt??
Bah.
I usually do, but you know...sometimes things just don't click.
(Get it?)
5/29/2012 9:58:51 PM
You got very lucky you darned scofflaw.....I would have written 5 tickets, jailed you, shot your wife, and raped your dag.
5/29/2012 9:59:51 PM
your lieing you know he beat you and shot your dog that wasnt in your car at the time
5/29/2012 10:03:34 PM
Originally Posted By tn_popo:
You got very lucky you darned scofflaw.....I would have written 5 tickets, jailed you, shot your wife, and raped your dag.
You got very lucky you darned scofflaw.....I would have written 5 tickets, jailed you, shot your wife, and raped your dag.
At least you wouldnt' have been hiding behind some "warning."
ETA: Fascist.
5/29/2012 10:08:56 PM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
So, there I was cruising down the highway minding my own business when I get the disco lights in my rear view mirror.
I pull over knowing immediately that my rights were being violated and starting to nudge into oppression territory.
Then the Highway Patrolmen asked me if there was any reason why I wasn't wearing my seatbelt.
At the same time he asked me for my DL, insurance and registration. I gave him everything except the registration.
As it turns out, it had expired just recently...like four months ago. Well, Mister Bigshot walks back to his vehicle and makes
me sit out in the damn hot sun while he does his "thing."
Sure enough, he walks up all polite and everything and then hands me a warning on the seatbelt and registration. He then
asks me to stop by the county office and get my tags re-registered.
Yeah - right. Go infringe on someone else's rights.
5/29/2012 10:13:31 PM
My wife's months old registration cost me over $300. Had it been a seatbelt too, they might have taken her to jail. Such a criminal.
5/29/2012 10:16:46 PM
Flashed your TPF mod badge didja.
5/29/2012 10:24:59 PM
Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
The only reason why he stopped you, was to plant a GPS device on it for future use.
The only reason why he stopped you, was to plant a GPS device on it for future use.
This
5/30/2012 7:52:08 AM
Originally Posted By Johnny_Reno:
I was getting ready to remind him that I pay his salary.
Lucky for him, he finished up his oppression of me before I had a chance to whip that out.
Originally Posted By Shenanigunz:
He was just working for the FEMA Citizen Oppression Identification Team - United States. (FEMA COITUS)
Now that they know who you are, you've been assigned to a FEMA concentration camp.
Resistance is futile.
He was just working for the FEMA Citizen Oppression Identification Team - United States. (FEMA COITUS)
Now that they know who you are, you've been assigned to a FEMA concentration camp.
Resistance is futile.
I was getting ready to remind him that I pay his salary.
Lucky for him, he finished up his oppression of me before I had a chance to whip that out.
What if he asked you for a raise?
5/30/2012 7:58:11 AM
Oh, hey. Another parody thread....how original.
5/30/2012 8:00:20 AM
I would have cut yout ass on the seatbelt....................................... and maybe shot your dog if it was riding with you.
5/30/2012 8:19:07 AM
Originally Posted By HUMONGO:
Oh, hey. Another parody thread....how original.
Oh, hey. Another parody thread....how original.
I know. The topic that COULD have gone here in GD was probably much more important. A dinner pic, or snake I.D. thread. Shit, maybe a thread about a guy eating another guys face off! Haven't had one of those in minutes!!!!!
