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EviL_inside  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:14:58 PM
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

bigstatik  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:17:15 PM
Sissy bars.
jeep450  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:17:57 PM
20 month old here
10/10

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
EasTexan  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:20:34 PM
Loud pipes save souls?
VRMN8R  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:27:39 PM
10/10

IN!!!
staraero  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:29:28 PM
Loud pipes muffle headshots
johnnypantz  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:31:35 PM
I hate it when the dang church bells wake me up
VRMN8R  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:33:35 PM

Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
I hate it when the dang church bells wake me up
Thats just your head ringing after drinking

EviL_inside  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:34:38 PM
Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
I hate it when the dang church bells wake me up


This church doesn't ring bells, they are usually quiet.
wilNva  [Member]
6/3/2012 11:34:48 PM
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
...pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep ...


ARRRRRR
Pita_146  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:49:51 PM

Originally Posted By EviL_inside:people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg

Perhaps he was a pastafarian.
Panta_Rei  [Member]
6/3/2012 11:52:41 PM
How is revving a bike a church event?
Scorp_DX  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:53:54 PM
So you answered this loud disturbance of the peace by standing on your front porch yelling at him?

...and no, I'm not siding with the biker. I could give a shit less about him and his need for loud pipes. Just thought the irony was interesting.
ilikeporkchops  [Team Member]
6/3/2012 11:59:21 PM
I gave one a healthy dose of 454 with straight pipes the other day,he didn't like it.lol
A_Sibley  [Member]
6/4/2012 12:00:11 AM
"Cuntbubble". "Sack of Donkey Cocks".

This was a fucking awesome rant. 10/10.

I despise turdpunchers on Harleys who's bikes don't run worth shit, so they have to pin the throttle constantly at stoplights to keep 'em running. Buy a fucking Japanese bike than runs properly and spare me, please.
EviL_inside  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 12:12:10 AM
Originally Posted By Scorp_DX:
So you answered this loud disturbance of the peace by standing on your front porch yelling at him?

...and no, I'm not siding with the biker. I could give a shit less about him and his need for loud pipes. Just thought the irony was interesting.


Expressing my displeasure with the wolf stare would have been ineffective with the distance involved. He probably would have thought I was admiring his "looks exactly like every other overpriced thunder-bucket".

MattelFromHell  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 12:17:02 AM
10.

GNRNR  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 12:35:09 AM
10/10

Originally Posted By staraero:
Loud pipes muffle headshots



A_Sibley  [Member]
6/4/2012 12:36:31 AM
I have to add, I LOL'd at "Pirate Costume".

That's perfect.
justsayin  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 12:41:48 AM
Originally Posted By wilNva:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
...pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep ...


ARRRRRR


WShifflett  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 12:52:46 AM
We have to deal with people next door on dirt bikes and four wheelers every Sunday morning during our services. Within the last couple weeks they even put up a sign inviting others to come join them.
Erevis  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 7:40:57 AM
10/10

12 month old here.
Goldenlight  [Member]
6/4/2012 7:42:12 AM

Originally Posted By staraero:
Loud pipes muffle headshots

FTMFW.
Makarov92  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 7:43:30 AM
ScottsGT  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 7:48:11 AM
Sorry OP, you're wrong in this situation.




You should have STFU, and walked over to the church parking lot with a sack of potatoes and a broom handle and made your "offering" while he was at one with his lord.
1srelluc  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 8:25:04 AM
Sigh......I feel you ear pain.

I'm subjected to a steady parade of loud piped "Biker Bobs" come the weekends.

This weekend was particularly bad what with the nice weather we had. I hate real hot/humid weather but it does help serve to keep the cubicle dwelling "Warriors" from NOVA off the byways. At least the NOVA spandex crowd that assault the area at the same time are quiet.

I swear the NOVA weekend invasion gets worse every year. Heck even the Shenandoah River is full of those jackasses. The worst thing ever invented was a plastic kayak.

My river property is about 500 yards down-river from a boat landing and it looks like the harbor scene from Jaws what with all those rubes trying to get straighted out. I should sell tickets to that show.
vm1970  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 8:41:27 AM
That sucks OP.I live withing 200' ft of a church myself.Luckily not to many problems with them.
Honestly I would talk to the pastor as well if this is a god fearng man being singled out by his pastor might A)get him not to do it again or B) piss him off and he wont go back to the church.
robplumm  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 8:49:00 AM

Originally Posted By jeep450:
20 month old here
10/10

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile

22monther here...I feel ya.

The one day he sleeps past 0600? During the week when I get up at 0630.

10/10
Hoppy  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 8:57:18 AM
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...

EviL_inside  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:02:48 AM
The "Harley burps are a beautiful symphony" crowd is surprisingly lacking here. Hopefully they are too busy fucking themselves.


Stocking up on a couple cans of expanding foam may be in order for next Sunday if this asshattery continues.
EviL_inside  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:07:05 AM
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...



Not me. We don't eat out with her yet, with the exception of a Cracker Barrel trip a few nights back. Even then we were respectful of others and if she HAD been noisy, even if it isn't screaming (laughing, talking loudly), we'd take her outside, and get everything to go if needed.

The ball is still in your court. Next?
Erevis  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:07:22 AM
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.
Hoppy  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:09:14 AM
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.


"Not my child..."
TrojanMan  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:12:19 AM
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.


But he called the kid a "fuck trophy" and the OP a "breeder." I think he reads the the internet. That makes him awesome.
Bat-Masterson  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:15:18 AM
8:30 really that early.

I usually have about 3 hours of shit accomplished by then.
The_Evil_One  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:17:31 AM
Oh you don't like loud symphonies of metallic pipes? You sir can eat a bag of dicks.
robplumm  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:17:43 AM

Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.


But he called the kid a "fuck trophy" and the OP a "breeder." I think he reads the the internet. That makes him awesome.

I thought it was gays that used the term "breeder"

Erevis  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:18:44 AM
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.


"Not my child..."




By your logic, I'll assume that YOU were one of the 4 bikers who tried to cut my chain link gate last 2011 Memorial Day biker rally at 3AM so they could ride on my property.

Damn, you get around.




iiibdsiil  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:21:21 AM




"It's only in the morning. You sposed to be up cooking breakfast or something. It's like an alarm clock."
EviL_inside  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:23:50 AM
Originally Posted By iiibdsiil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n79jSzKA0L8



"It's only in the morning. You sposed to be up cooking breakfast or something. It's like an alarm clock."


Yup, same kind of people, complete with the speeding away, almost losing it and wrecking.....


LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!
Hoppy  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:24:45 AM
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.


"Not my child..."




By your logic, I'll assume that YOU were one of the 4 bikers who tried to cut my chain link gate last 2011 Memorial Day biker rally at 3AM so they could ride on my property.

Damn, you get around.






More than likely some fuckin' kid.

RedDane  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:26:06 AM
Is freedom, man. You can't handle freedom! Those loud pipes scream freedom like a bald eagle does in the wild, man.

Erevis  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:27:10 AM
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By Erevis:
Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...




Having a child does not mean that you take them in to restaurants no more than having a bike means you are a douche-bag that tries to wake the world at 6 AM.

You make a lot of assumptions.


"Not my child..."




By your logic, I'll assume that YOU were one of the 4 bikers who tried to cut my chain link gate last 2011 Memorial Day biker rally at 3AM so they could ride on my property.

Damn, you get around.






More than likely some fuckin' kid.




No... This time "loud pipes didn't save lives." All they did was wake me up. Four guys on "loud pipe" bikes. Hopefully, one has a .45 caliber hole in his bike.
Hoppy  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:31:36 AM
Originally Posted By iiibdsiil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n79jSzKA0L8



"It's only in the morning. You sposed to be up cooking breakfast or something. It's like an alarm clock."


In my neighborhood it's diesel pick-up trucks. There's three on my street and I can tell when any one of them starts up and drives away.

Then the lawn mowers and leaf blowers...

Maybe I'll stand out on the porch next weekend and give them all a stern admonishment.
MrSilverLining  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 9:39:36 AM
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


Your post isn't very Christian, dude.
36_gauge  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 10:45:16 AM
screaming fuck trophy
VBC  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 11:00:05 AM
If it makes you feel better, I don't gun my bike when riding by churches, especially on Sunday.

I don't even shoot my guns on Sunday, because of the old belief that it disturbs the Sabbath. I don't eat at Chik-Fil-A on Sunday either.

BushBoar  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 11:04:25 AM

Originally Posted By Hoppy:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


So you're the one that brought that screaming fuck trophy into the restaurant while my wife and I were trying to enjoy a meal last night. Don't complain when more and more places erect "Adults Only" signs to keep the breeders away from those that want to actually enjoy their peace and quiet.

People in glass houses...


So because he has a child he can't complain about some asshole with loud pipes?


HK45USER  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 11:09:56 AM
Originally Posted By MrSilverLining:
Originally Posted By EviL_inside:
I live next to a small church. Usually I don't hear a thing as it's over 260' away. Apparently, today one of their members at 8:20AM decided some lives needed saving in our neighborhood (the church on a residential street), and even more lives needed saved in the church parking lot. This disrespectful fuck pulls the "revving at stop signs, blaring down the street between people's houses cause I'm an outlaw routine", then picks a nice spot under a tree (after circling the fucking parking lot a couple times), slowly gets settled, then gives it a few more douche calls revving it a couple more times before shutting it off.

I'm standing in my doorway in my boxers, wait for him to get the bowl off his head, and shout "Really? At 8:30 in the fucking morning?". I guess "saving lives" had clouded his hearing, since he just slowly swaggered away like some fucking bowlegged cowboy, proudly drunk-walking away from a good time with a hooker. Real classy you fucking cuntbubble, people used to show a little respect for church service and not wear their pirate costume. When you have a 16-month old, you treasure every bit of sleep you can get, and this sorry fucking sack of donkey cocks wakes us all up.

Fuck harley trailersons and the disrespectful trash that worship "loud pipes". You get the attention you're seeking, don't complain when more areas enact enforceable noise ordinances on motorcycle AND car exhausts.

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/memes-lol-jesus.jpg


Your post isn't very Christian, dude.

Meh
Pita_146  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 11:10:37 AM

Also, just so I know I've got this straight.

It is imperitive that we run down anybody that hourglasses, cause that's bad and makes babyiphonejesus cry. They must be locked for 24 hours it is so bad.

But discussing your plans to vandalize a person's vehicle and talking about taking pot shots at bikers is good to go?
jdubya87  [Team Member]
6/4/2012 11:19:22 AM
Originally Posted By Pita_146:

Also, just so I know I've got this straight.

It is imperitive that we run down anybody that hourglasses, cause that's bad and makes babyiphonejesus cry. They must be locked for 24 hours it is so bad.

But discussing your plans to vandalize a person's vehicle and talking about taking pot shots at bikers is good to go?


Just so we're clear.