You would need a montage where the hero goes from monkey metal Walt to tacticool tier 1 CSR shooter, accompanied by a heavy rock music score.

Originally Posted By Bradders:
A monkey is £500
You can't advertise that on here. It has to go in EE - read the rules!
Scene: A tent at a command post, Captain McBarsteward and General Braddersly are standing around a table looking at a map. Staccato gunfire is occasionally heard in the background. Sergeant Ickymess enters in haste and approaches Captain McBarsteward.
Sergeant Ickymess (
saluting randomly)
SAH! The Walt Alliance have retreated to their basement fortress, we've secured all the major roads leading in to the city. SAH!
Captain McBarsteward
What about the roads leading out of the city?
Sergeant Ickymess (
saluting two or three more times)
SAH! I knew we forgot something, damn it, SAH!
Captain McBarsteward (
turning to General Braddersly)
General, I have Meal Team 6 on standby, we can send them...
General Braddersly
Break out the .17HMR.
Captain McBarsteward
You can't... not that, not the .17HMR. There's more than a million people in that city. Damn it, man, have you no soul?
General Braddersly
Soul? Soul? Gingers know no soul...