You would need a montage where the hero goes from monkey metal Walt to tacticool tier 1 CSR shooter, accompanied by a heavy rock music score.
Originally Posted By Bradders:
A monkey is £500
You can't advertise that on here. It has to go in EE - read the rules!
Scene: A tent at a command post, Captain McBarsteward and General Braddersly are standing around a table looking at a map. Staccato gunfire is occasionally heard in the background. Sergeant Ickymess enters in haste and approaches Captain McBarsteward.
SAH! The Walt Alliance have retreated to their basement fortress, we've secured all the major roads leading in to the city. SAH!
What about the roads leading out of the city?
(saluting two or three more times
SAH! I knew we forgot something, damn it, SAH!
(turning to General Braddersly
General, I have Meal Team 6 on standby, we can send them...
Break out the .17HMR.
You can't... not that, not the .17HMR. There's more than a million people in that city. Damn it, man, have you no soul?
Soul? Soul? Gingers know no soul...