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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:11:17 PM EDT
[#1]
blow fish?
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:18:18 PM EDT
[#2]
It is not called a brown trout for nothing. 
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:26:16 PM EDT
[#3]
Cook a man a fish and he can eat for a day....
Teach a man to fish and the next thing you know he'll be shoving them up his ass all his life. |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:28:24 PM EDT
[#4]
Apparently this guy knows about the "catch" part but not about the "release" part.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:33:15 PM EDT
[#5]
Did you ever find out how they managed to extract the fish????
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:34:37 PM EDT
[#6]
I work again on friday. If I go to the same hospital I'll ask a nurse. |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:43:50 PM EDT
[#7]
Been trolling huh?
What did you catch him on? Did you use a worm, or a Daredevil? Want this mounted? Did he put up much of a fight? Is that one of those singing fish or do you just have gas Mr Smith?  |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:47:56 PM EDT
[#8]
He already was mounted 
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:51:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Thanks Man!! What a great laugh!
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Posted: 8/1/2005 6:55:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Holy shit, that is one of the funniest fucking things I've read in a LONG while.
BTW, the Godfather joke a fucking classic IMO.......sleeps with the fishes...LOL....
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:04:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:10:03 PM EDT
[#12]
Thats just wronger than two boys fuckin'......Doh.....wait.....it WAS two boys fuckin'......
 Sort of lends new meaning to 'toilet fish'...... What do you say to a guy with a fish stuck up his ass? "Is that a trouser trout in there?" "I think I'll have the steak!" "Got shallots?" or, just plain 'ol.... "Why would you let anybody shove a fish up your ass?"  |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:17:35 PM EDT
[#13]
That is sooooo wrong!!!
Fucking hilarious!!! |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:19:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Out of Gerbils????
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:28:53 PM EDT
[#15]
Lemiwinks had PTO. |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:32:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:41:36 PM EDT
[#17]
I guess they found Nemo.........
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:43:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:45:51 PM EDT
[#19]
This is just so wrong on so many different levels.
But, damn, man  
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Posted: 8/1/2005 7:54:36 PM EDT
[#20]
Or a "fluffer" fish?
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:01:18 PM EDT
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This story is just too similar to a news story about this happening to a couple guys in SF when I was living in Sonoma County, except it was a frozen mackeral and the gill covers thawed out and flared acting like the barbs on a fish spear.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:05:10 PM EDT
[#22]
good thing is he most likely won't breeed !
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:06:00 PM EDT
[#23]
Sucker fish??
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:09:51 PM EDT
[#24]
I dont know the story sounds real fishy to me.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:32:27 PM EDT
[#25]
Oh, GOD.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:39:41 PM EDT
[#26]
No way! someone else did this too? when did this happen? Shoving fish up there must be more common that I thought! Are there any gay guys/guys familiar with the gay community on this board who can sound off on this? |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:46:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Work the East Village in Manhattan for a few years, and stories like these will be a dime a dozen....
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:56:33 PM EDT
[#28]
So, exactly what kind of fish was it? I'll bet it was a carp, or maybe crap. Damn, i don't know which is the typo.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 8:58:56 PM EDT
[#29]
Is that a fish in your ass, or are you just happy to see me?
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:03:13 PM EDT
[#30]
It happened, I remember it being discussed on KSFO by several of the hosts. |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:08:33 PM EDT
[#31]
Proof there are aliens amongst us....
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:10:16 PM EDT
[#32]
Patty
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:10:29 PM EDT
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Can any doctors on here tell us what, pray tell, is the standard method to remove stuff like this? I mean, do you insert a hollw tube into the ass and try to pull it out, or does the sphincter muscle have to be cut? Damn.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:12:07 PM EDT
[#34]
I dont know why but my morbid curious side wants to know the answer to that as well.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:14:00 PM EDT
[#35]
There's only one cure for that... Amputation from the neck up.
He's dumber than the guy cutting habanero peppers. 
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:21:21 PM EDT
[#36]
I have personally seen and/or removed:
Toothbrush ("Doctor, why does my breath smell like ass?") Light bulb Coke bottle 3 pool balls strung together Dildo Potato Barbie doll heads |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:24:36 PM EDT
[#37]
In Loving Memory:
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:25:14 PM EDT
[#38]
If you can grab it either with your fingers or forceps, you can sometimes pull it out. There is frequently a good amount of suction generated beyond the object, so it is sometimes necessary to insert a rubber catheter past the object and insufflate air to break the suction. If that doesn't work, a Gastroenterologist can try removal with a colonoscope. If that doesn't work, they go to surgery and get their belly opened up. |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:25:45 PM EDT
[#39]
that is just wrong |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:26:17 PM EDT
[#40]
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?????
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:29:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Only in Texas, since you have to buy them black market
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:34:42 PM EDT
[#42]
While not as interesting as the fish, I worked as a stretcher jockey and blood mopper in surgery as my first job out of high school. I wheeled a fella down to surgery from the ER who had a hammer handle stuck in his ass. He was on his belly with the handle making the tent. I was 18...trust me there was no conversation.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 9:53:53 PM EDT
[#43]
maybe you should get a come-along for the unit
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Posted: 8/1/2005 10:30:10 PM EDT
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ive never wanted to put much of anything up my ass and cant imagine that using batteries, fruit, or frozen fish would ever even occur to me. so can someone please explain the psychological path for this type of stuff?
...perhaps ill call the gay hotline at the local university and ask.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 10:53:41 PM EDT
[#45]
They way I would approach this would be to go around the fish and cut off all the fins with some instruments. Thats should not be too difficult and you could do it blind. The problems lies in the gill covers. If those suckers deploy outward they are stuck. We are talking laparotomy at point. Possible colostomy depending on the damage to the rectum.
Sick and wrong.
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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:06:15 PM EDT
[#46]
Wow!! Now I can say I've heard it all!! On the plus side, he is lucky it was a trout. If'n it been a 'Catfish he would have prayed for death, as I'm sure that would have seemed mercyful compared to having a Catfish up his ass!!!
(Any fishermen who have ever been 'barbed' by a Catfish knows what I'm talking about!!!) On the sides of the gills Catfish have a very sharp barb that sticks out to the side, and these barbs give off a toxin that causes extreme pain when pricked by them. It is kind of a defense mechanism the fish have. I got 'barbed' by a Catfish when I was trying to grab it to remove the hook so I could turn it lose, it jabbed me in the 'meaty' part of my palm just below the thumb, my whole hand felt like it had been immersed in molten lava!!!......  So don't go 'round sticking no fish in the pooper!!!.........
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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:10:38 PM EDT
[#47]
+1
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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:42:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:46:47 PM EDT
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The fact that this occurs is bad enough. The fact that it happens often enough that medical personnel have standardized procedures is even worse. |
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Posted: 8/1/2005 11:47:13 PM EDT
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