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ETA - Is it wrong of me to feel better about a shitty day at my job after watching Office Space? |
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Apparently Swingline didn't make red staplers. But after the movie, the demand for one was so big they started a color line. |
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I saw this "Office Space Kit" or something in Books-A-Million, came in a box that looked like a manila folder with coffee stains and an Initech logo on it. Had the red Swingline stapler in it, a "Jump to Conclusions" mat, the "What's Good for the Company" banner, TPS Reports and some other stuff. I wanna pick one up for work, but I don't think anyone I work with would get it. |
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Definitely! |
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REM Program to account for fractional dollar amounts of less than one cent. 10 IF$<.01THEN30 20 IF$=>.01GOTO40 30 send to acct. "Fuck Um" 40 send to acct. "TPS" "I must have put the decimal in the wrong place. I always do that, screw up the stupid trival stuff." "Fuck Um" Account balance = $375,000.00. Opps. Off to Federal "Pound me in the ass" Prison. "Excuse me. I have not received my paycheck in six weeks." "Uh, you need to talk to Payroll." "Excuse me, but I spoke to Payrol.........." "(Interrupting) Uh, just wait at your desk." "(mumbiling)...But...But... I don't have to take.......I could burn this plac........They don't know who they're...." P.S. Yeh, I know it's crap code in an obsolete language. I'm no programmer. Fix it. |
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One of these days you'll realize there are more important things than slaving away in some box and some people actually have the balls to not put up with being the bosses bitch......then agian, some wont... |
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I did the same thing at Sam's Club(8269).
The managers pissed me off so bad I stopped going. After a week they called and gave me a $2 hr raise...lol Left shortly there after to worl at Delta. |
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I used to push carts at a grocery store
how the fuck do they claim cleaning toilets is a promotion? I had to clean the toilets one time after that when they asked I refused and said it wasn't my f'ing job to clean up after some lazy ass shit on the seat |
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Don't waste your money. Just buy it. You'll watch it till the laser burns a hole in the DVD |
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LMFAO |
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If you rent it, you won't wanna give it back. Just buy it. |
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"pc load letter - yeah bitch, that is exactly what I wanted"
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Dude, that just the point. The guy has no balls. He's a pushover and a mopey self-pitying bitch. He lets everything bother him and then he does nothing about it except whine. Once he gets a backbone installed via the hypnotist, all he does is a bunch of childish bullshit that would get you fired instantly from any actual true life job. If 5 guys came over to me at work and told me about my TPS report cover I would just nod, smile and not give a fuck. Who cares? I love the movie, I think it's hilarious but in truth the character is a mope. I don't like that kind of people. |
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Amen brother. I miss my 4-color press. |
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No there are a lot of us here who "get it". Some of us are just too burned out to even add a "+1" comment. When I win the big lottery, I'm going to buy a construction company just so I can go back to riding around on bulldozers and heavy equipment. At least at the end of the day you can derive some satisfaction from showing people all the shit you ran over. |
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Dude, if you can't feel satisfaction from organizing your 600 gigabyte porno collection by genre, sub-genre, and by special actor/titles... i'm sure the feeling of satisfaction from making lots of random shit will wane... the only "true" satisfaction from creating stuff goes to artists and craftsmen. |
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That's part of my job. I could stay where I'm at for 30 years and my day will be no different than it is now. I just got enrolled in college so I can get into something different, where I can see some results. |
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Office Space is probably on of the top 5 movies out there. (next to Red Dawn of coarse)
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Lemme guess - middle management? |
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You need a new career, then. One of the devices I develop software for was used to capture a high-ranking al-Queda terrorist in Iraq this month. Hopefully, his capture will result in less American deaths from IEDs. I'm stoked. This is the best job I have ever had. There are guys where I work with 20-30 years experience developing software and they are just as stoked as the noobs, if not more. |
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+1 I work retail, have since I was young. I hate , absolutely hate the general public, you know like, my customers. I hate going to work, if it wasn't the family business, I would have quit long ago. |
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The one in the movie had white "swingline" script on the side. |
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I quit on the spot one time. Had a second job to pay off some bills. When they were paid I went in one night and they started moving me all over the warehouse. I just looked around and thought" I really just don't feel like being here or doing this". Went to the manager and quit then and there. Man that felt good. Way before office space came out though.
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Same thing happened to me when I watched it. I started thinking about money Vs. happiness and began the process of leaving my job for something I would enjoy. |
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Yeah, Mike Judge nails it. You should've seen the look on my Mom's face when I told Her that the same guy that does King of the Hill (which she loves) did Beavis & Butthead (which she hates). LOL! |
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Try driving truck. It's boring, very boring. |
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My friend did that after a year and a half of waitressing at Denny's. Despite that she had submitted her school schedule weeks beforehand, the dickhead manager and his wife kept scheduling her to work shifts when she had classes to attend. She confronted them about it, and they told her either she worked when they told her to, or lost her job. She said, "Fuck you both, I'm out" and knocked over a bin of freshly washed, tediously-sorted silverware on her way out the door. |
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I always thought the squirrels were MERRY, as in happy, not "Married..." But, then again, Steve Miller sings "Bingo Jed had a light on....." |
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Nope. It's "married." This was Milton (the simpleton)'s way of saying he saw the squirrels having sex. Stephen Root says this one of the features on the Special Edition With Flair DVD. |
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Nope, Austin...though I did hear that they filmed the inside apt. scenes in Dallas. I lived in the apt. complex they used for the outside shots. It's funny watching the characters drive up and down Metric Blvd. and Burnet Rd. over and over. The Initech building was somewhere close too...and coincidently, Dell and IBM had offices a block or so away at the time. |
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Maybe not a coincident....... Probably used folks from those companies as extras; would have been fitting if they did anyway. |
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We had a group of IT guys here, that would go on walks at various times throughout the day, one day my buddy and I are walking to get some lunch and we see them...we were able to point out and identify each co-worker with a character in Office Space...even down to the ethnicity, body type, occular devices, etc...it's one of those things where you would have had to have been there.
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I spent 5 months as labor on a construction site. I had to wheel 300lbs wheel barrels full of cement, shovels tons of gravel a day, up to my knee in raw sewages fixing a broken sewer line. I know exactly what it is like. I have spent the last 9 years working an office job in IT. Honestly, some days I miss working construction. |
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