Quoted: Quoted: I'll take sex over any event, sporting or not. What he said.

But with who?

Bunch of sweaty dudes running around throwing a inanimate spherical/oval object into a hole back and forth, back and forth,back and forth-??

Fuck that.

I'd so much rather insert my fleshy cylinderical object into a fleshy hole back and forth, back and forth and back and forth.
And than cuddle with My hand palmed over some boobies.

And No, I've never been hapless, fat, or out of shape, but waching sports just sucks.

Do you like sports more than having sex with your wife?

Sex with my wife is a sport.



It's a race. I chase her around, she runs away from me and plays hide the pie.