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She's a real pro. Lets just say its not the size of the girl in the show, its the size of the show IN the girl.
Either she has incredible pain tolerance or her body naturally produces Cortizone. |
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Thanks BlackOpsSec. Can't open it till I get home, but I see the message. |
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Oh I know. ADT, FreeOnes, and few others have had the likes of Jenna Jameson, Teagan, Erica Rose Campbell, Crissy Moran (who just quit the biz), and countless others join and engage in conversation, sometimes about non-porn related stuff. A few show up only to promote and that's obvious, but a lot of them seem to put an effort into giving their fans some attention on the net without having to join their pay site. Unfortunately, within minutes, some fuckhead will criticize their implants, call them ugly, berate their choice to only do softcore or white guys. It used to piss me off. I finally stopped visiting them. ADT is a liberal infested shit-hole and most of the others are sucky forums anyhow. Ah well, I hope she joins, and I'm sure she reads, but we'll never know her screen name. |
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You need to accept the noodle into your life, you pasta hater! Touch his noodly appendage! |
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I can't believe nobody sent me hot pics and/or vids of this chick yet.
And I suppose a group buy is outta the question? |
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Is your google broke? |
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Just as soon as Gauge accepts me into her... and her... and her... Then I'll be thanking God, Gauge, Jesus, Gauge, Satan, Gauge, Buddha, Gauge, and any other deity I can think of. ETA: And, of course, FSM, before his noodly appendage touches me, and makes my appendage noodly. |
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Everybody on this sites google is broke I've been IM'ing the Iranian Infidel pron link x400 Thats besides the point, I'm just tryin' for a group buy. |
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rgr, I'm in. |
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Wow - all kinds of "fucked up" in here. If only creepy uncles and daddies can keep their mitts out of the cookie jar.
In another note - I live in KC too. Independence, though it says KS in my settings (cant admit Im not a Kansan any more). |
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I just like Aurora Snow |
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BlackOpsSec, you lucky... gun owner! Getting an autograph from a porn star is one thing, but to find out she's also a gun owner/AR fan...
Edited to add: If Gauge were to actually join this web site, I must with agree those that are concerned about her being harassed, which may ultimately get her turned off to this site. We need more people that are practitioners of the 1st and 2nd Amendments. |
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+1 They are a talented pair. |
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Are you sure you didn't just visit her booth at a porn convention?
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BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'm not one for usually booing when Jesus is involved, but for fuck sakes, you come into this thread knowing what its about from post 1, you continue to read on, rub one out, feel guilty about jizzing in your lap, and then have the audacity to criticize? |
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She has a Myspace profile. One of her pics she is shooting an AR15
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=264510 |
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Not singling you out or anything, but am I the only one posting in this thread whose sarcasm meter isn't broke as fuck? |
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Aurora Snow is very cool too, and HOT in person. Cytherea (the girl who squirts ... alot), Brianna Banks, and Ron Jeremy are some of the coolest people i have met. Cytherea is very sexy. Ron is funny as hell, and does a great stand up routine. the camera will never do justice to Jenna Haze - she will blow you away in person.
two of the flat out coolest porn stars - and probably only the old schoolers here will remember them - are Ona Zee and Nina Hartley. both are very friendly, down to earth, and fun to hang out with. they have always been very strong supporters of Constitutional rights and the porn industry too. Ona Zee was especially fun because, right off the bat, she wanted to fuck everybody in the room and make a video (this was back in the mid 80s). the person i most want to meet in Jade Hsu. she's got a hot body. also, wish i had gotten a chance to meet Angela Devi (she committed suicide back in March of this year). |
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You know on second reading, I think you're right. Who uses J.C. and fornicating fucks in the same sentence? |
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Gauge is in my top three. Her being an AR nut bumped her up to #1.
It would be neat if she posted here. But she would have to make sure noone knew it was her. Too many fags would flame her. |
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'kay Dad, can I have the car keys? |
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if she outed herself here, Fred Phelps, the God Hates Fags asshole, would join the next day and use "J.C." and "fornicating fucks" in the same sentence. |
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We need pics of her in action, no I mean shooting some AR's and w/ her collection Edit: Ok so I saw the myspace link. |
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hands down, the porn star who gets the most grief and deals with the most bullshit is Bridget the Midget. she spends alot of time on the road, and the strip club crowds _constantly_ verbally abuse her, make fun of her, and generally treat her like shit. i really don't know how she continues to put up with it. last time i saw her, i nearly got in a fistfight with a couple of pricks who were making fun of her. |
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Well, being a AR nut and having multiple Glocks... I sent her a message saying she aughta try building her own AR and snagging a 10mm glock. Hell yeah, get another celeb to start shooting 10mm. haha
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Exactly. |
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Dude how the hell can anyone hate a women who can give you a blow job without having to get down on her knees and offer a place to put your beer at the same time? |
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I used to hang out once in a while with Mick Thompson from SlipKnot (#7). He used to be so into that chick. She was at one of his "parties" after one of the shows they did somewhere near here. She was quite attractive back then. Judging from that photo though, the "industry" has taken quite a toll on her. She's really lost her looks.
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ok. so where in MA??? |
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I must be awful with google because I cant find the damn page. Can someone either post it cold or PM me with it.
Thanks! |
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That is sigline material right there |
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Try yahoo(talke off SafeSearch its under Preferences) or look back on her myspace page for a link. You can also ask any 15 year old boy if you need help finding porn on the net. |
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you gotta also like the "Weapons Of Ass Destruction" series, "Stinky Stained Perverse Squirting Party", and "Stop My Ass Is On Fire 10". |
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And so it begins........ The Christian Taliban rears it's ugly head, casting aspersions and judging those whom they have no right to judge. I'll take my chances with JC judging me, you may kindly go fuck yourself. Oh yeah, IBTL |
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Oh so true. One of my friends worked at the hotel the girls stay at when they are in St. Louis. I have met quite a few and most of them are very down to earth. |
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Uhhh, yeah. You should get that vibe from 99.9999% of every girl in the porn industry. If you've got a loving, supportive and healthy family, you don't get into porn as a female. I still watch the shit, but girls in porn are there because daddy was a fucked up mess. You especially don't take it up the ass as a professional "Forte" unless some wires are crossed upstairs. Google "rectal prolapse" for an education about why not to put things in your ass all the time. edit: Please spare me the "I know a porn chick and she's 100% normal" story. It's akin to saying "I know a meth addict, and she's 100% normal". No, she's not normal, doofus, she's a porn star, and thus a mess. Duh. Still hot and hittable, but she's fooked in the noggin, or she wouldn't be stuffing her colon on camera. |
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Do yourselves a favor and do not Google, and especially do not do an image search. |
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Makes me want to watch Orgazmo again. That movie is hiliarious.
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