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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:12:17 PM EDT

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So...how much for that bag (shipping included)?

If he's a little over priced let me know. I can get you a good deal on a plain paper bag blown up. I'll even use my favorite red lipstick to blow it up kay?

Patty

Hmmm, let me run some numbers.

Posted: 3/16/2005 8:13:16 PM EDT

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$4.58 a pound for ribeye ... that's way too expensive.

Posted: 3/16/2005 8:18:37 PM EDT

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$4.58 a pound for ribeye ... that's way too expensive.

What can I say? My wifes likes expensive meat...

Posted: 3/16/2005 8:19:35 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:28:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/16/2005 8:28:06 PM EDT

[#6]

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$4.58 a pound for ribeye ... that's way too expensive.

6 something here last time I looked.

I bought a top sorloin the other day tho. They screwed up instead of 4.85lb it was tagged at .48 cents a lb. I paid .56 cents.

Posted: 3/17/2005 3:41:34 AM EDT

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Air..

She BLEW in the bag (Blow Job to go)

That's a clever girl!

You should divorce her and marry a stupid one.

Posted: 3/17/2005 3:59:12 AM EDT

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Dude, you are so OWNED.

Posted: 3/17/2005 4:19:51 AM EDT

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Remember that on Valentine's Day next year.

Posted: 3/17/2005 5:38:38 AM EDT

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Dude, you are so OWNED.

Too funny! Patty

Posted: 3/17/2005 5:45:07 AM EDT

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I see two possible situations here.

If the BJ bag is redeemed later: Cool, and one heckuva sense of humor! She deserves a bunch of hugs, and some flowers at work!

If she doesn't back it up: not cool, it's kind of a kick in the nutz. BTDT.

Um, he said:
I told my wife <snip>

They don't call that "the thing married women won't do for their own husband" for nothing.

Like I said....BTDT!

ETA: I am not explaining my rationale very well. I have heard that there are rare, mythical creatures called "wives that still give BJ's". I haven't met one yet, but I hope to at some point....

Mine does, even after eight years

Posted: 3/17/2005 5:51:20 AM EDT

[#12]

Ive gotten used to sticking it in my wifes ear .Every time I try to stick it in her mouth she turns her head.

Posted: 3/17/2005 6:01:29 AM EDT

[#13]

damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Posted: 3/17/2005 6:21:08 AM EDT

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wtf is in the bag???

It's a mystery sort of like what is in the case in Pulp Fiction and Ronin.........

Posted: 3/17/2005 6:39:32 AM EDT

[#15]

SIIHPAPP <---- Hey! My very first SIIHPAPP!!!! I'm so proud!

Posted: 3/17/2005 7:56:50 AM EDT

[#16]

That's just wrong. I see bukkake in the future to right this wrong.

Posted: 3/17/2005 7:58:27 AM EDT

[#17]

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That's just wrong. I see bukkake in the future to right this wrong.

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:06:33 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/17/2005 8:15:09 AM EDT

[#19]

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damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Well, there seems to be a discrepancy here...
I've seen 2 websites...one that said March 14 was steak and BJ day. (so, yeah, we missed it)

but the other totes March 20th as Steak and BJ day?

Anyone have a clue here?

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:17:11 AM EDT

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damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Well, there seems to be a discrepancy here...
I've seen 2 websites...one that said March 14 was steak and BJ day. (so, yeah, we missed it)

but the other totes March 20th as Steak and BJ day?

Anyone have a clue here?

Which would you prefer?

*You asked for that and I was NOT staring at your chest when I typed this. <walks away whistling>

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:19:50 AM EDT

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damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Well, there seems to be a discrepancy here...
I've seen 2 websites...one that said March 14 was steak and BJ day. (so, yeah, we missed it)

but the other totes March 20th as Steak and BJ day?

Anyone have a clue here?

Which would you prefer?
*You asked for that and I was NOT staring at your chest when I typed this. <walks away whistling>

Honestly? I'd really prefer March 20th. I think my boyfriend would get a kick out of it (hopefully not ..um..during)
Hell. I think I'll just go with it on that day anyway.

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:24:09 AM EDT

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damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Well, there seems to be a discrepancy here...
I've seen 2 websites...one that said March 14 was steak and BJ day. (so, yeah, we missed it)

but the other totes March 20th as Steak and BJ day?

Anyone have a clue here?

In the tradition of Arfcom....get both :)

I really feel sorry for some of you guys. In my house, it me that usually has the headache. If I didn't, I'd hardly be able to walk!!

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:27:36 AM EDT

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damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Well, there seems to be a discrepancy here...
I've seen 2 websites...one that said March 14 was steak and BJ day. (so, yeah, we missed it)

but the other totes March 20th as Steak and BJ day?

Anyone have a clue here?

Which would you prefer?

*You asked for that and I was NOT staring at your chest when I typed this. <walks away whistling>

Honestly? I'd really prefer March 20th. I think my boyfriend would get a kick out of it (hopefully not ..um..during)
Hell. I think I'll just go with it on that day anyway.

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:29:38 AM EDT

[#24]

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damn... I missed it! what day was it again?

Well, there seems to be a discrepancy here...
I've seen 2 websites...one that said March 14 was steak and BJ day. (so, yeah, we missed it)

but the other totes March 20th as Steak and BJ day?

Anyone have a clue here?

Which would you prefer?

*You asked for that and I was NOT staring at your chest when I typed this. <walks away whistling>

Honestly? I'd really prefer March 20th. I think my boyfriend would get a kick out of it (hopefully not ..um..during)
Hell. I think I'll just go with it on that day anyway.

Not that I need a national holiday, but heck. Just makes it that much more fun! I'm all about a party!

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:38:06 AM EDT

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crappy steak

Sir, the Rib Eye is not a crappy cut of steak.

Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas...

Posted: 3/17/2005 8:45:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/17/2005 8:49:56 AM EDT

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photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=36692

Now THAT is funny! Good play on words!

ETA: I guess it's better than being "BOWNED"

Posted: 3/17/2005 9:58:47 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/17/2005 5:30:37 PM EDT

[#29]

This is Kristi, Mark's wife. Please allow me to retort. I can definately attest to the fact that the mythical creatures do indeed exist. I am one of these rare creatures. I still give them, love them, and continue to observe this great holiday. Mark did indeed receive his on the holiday, however, we were on vacation at my mother's, so he did not get the steak. He had Indian Tacos instead. Still a good time was had by all.

Posted: 3/17/2005 5:48:21 PM EDT

[#30]

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This is Kristi, Mark's wife. Please allow me to retort. I can definately attest to the fact that the mythical creatures do indeed exist. I am one of these rare creatures. I still give them, love them, and continue to observe this great holiday. Mark did indeed receive his on the holiday, however, we were on vacation at my mother's, so he did not get the steak. He had Indian Tacos instead. Still a good time was had by all.

Posted: 3/17/2005 5:50:50 PM EDT

[#31]

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This is Kristi, Mark's wife. Please allow me to retort. I can definately attest to the fact that the mythical creatures do indeed exist. I am one of these rare creatures. I still give them, love them, and continue to observe this great holiday. Mark did indeed receive his on the holiday, however, we were on vacation at my mother's, so he did not get the steak. He had Indian Tacos instead. Still a good time was had by all.

I know that when I get married, I am still going to love to give them. Don't know why any women wouldn't love to give them...or why they'd wanna stop after getting married. That's definitely not going to be me.

ETA: Either I've completely embarrassed my boyfriend...or he's not gonna be too happy with me telling that here.

Posted: 3/17/2005 6:52:13 PM EDT

[#32]

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This is Kristi, Mark's wife. Please allow me to retort. I can definately attest to the fact that the mythical creatures do indeed exist. I am one of these rare creatures. I still give them, love them, and continue to observe this great holiday. Mark did indeed receive his on the holiday, however, we were on vacation at my mother's, so he did not get the steak. He had Indian Tacos instead. Still a good time was had by all.

OH SHUT UP!

I am a sad, sad man...

Posted: 3/17/2005 7:09:54 PM EDT

[#33]

Since I'm from Hong Kong, will it be National ChowMein and BlowJob Day for me?

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