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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:21:15 PM EDT
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Not only is she hot, but she loves guns and wild sex. Of course she just caught you posting about her and the internet and its over.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:25:17 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:26:09 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:28:40 PM EDT
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Waitress/stripper....what's the difference, none, I've been there several times. Even if she doesn't care about your guns, she's got friends. Her friends will be over when you are not there. "Service industry" people (I was one) have crazy hours and weird aquaintances and frequently need money due to "lifestyle" choices. Someone post the "run Forest, run" pic. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:29:38 PM EDT
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I'd tack that to my previous post but I'm too lazy. +1000000 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:37:44 PM EDT
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+1 IBTL |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:45:05 PM EDT
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Waiting on pics, and a trainwreck.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:48:32 PM EDT
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I predict that this will end badly, but will also be hysterical for the rest of us.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:50:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 4:56:53 PM EDT
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cue music...
I know all there is to know, about the crying game Ive had my share of the crying game First there are kisses Then there are sighs And then before you know where you are, youre saying goodbye One day soon, Im gonna tell the moon, about the crying game And if he knows, maybe hell explain Why there are heartaches (Heartaches) Why there are tears (So sad) And what to do, to stop feeling blue, when love disappears First there are kisses (Kisses) Then there are sighs (So sad) And then before, you know where you are, youre saying goodbye Dont want no more, of the crying game (Dont want no more) Dont want no more, of the crying game (Dont want no more) Dont want no more, of the crying game (Dont want no more) Dont want no more, of the crying game Aaahhh [Austin Powers] "That's a man, baby!"[/Austin Powers] 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 5:13:33 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:15:09 PM EDT
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What the f$%^& is this?
5 pages for this thread? Anyway, the more I talk to her, the less I want her as a roomie. Cuteness aside, she comes across as poorer and wilder than initial impression. |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:23:48 PM EDT
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If you can, back out, and to hell with that she thinks/says. 
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:30:33 PM EDT
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You fucking PUSSY! hahahahahahahahahaha ~Dg84 |
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:35:00 PM EDT
[#15]
dualing bed-springs.
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Posted: 2/11/2006 10:35:44 PM EDT
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If she exists, she's a liberal. I can tell already by her lack of common sense (ie. accepting your invitation), and her probable lack of morals (I mean, she's a cocktail waitress in LV!).
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Posted: 2/12/2006 6:42:36 AM EDT
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tag
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Posted: 2/12/2006 7:04:45 AM EDT
[#18]
have her sign a month to month lease, or week to week if you'd like to test the, um, waters...
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Posted: 2/12/2006 8:35:54 AM EDT
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Yeah, do you really want ME showing up at your place banging your hot chick roommate? Because I'm coming over tonight, if that's cool. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 8:51:27 AM EDT
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Wow, I'm suprised nobody has brought this up yet: Did you perform an Adam's Apple check? I hear LV is full of pre-op transgender individuals saving $$ for the final "cut" shall we say. Trey |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 9:25:24 AM EDT
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Off topic but the kitchen I worked it had a hot dog steamer and the company that made them is called Cleveland.  I almost laughed everytime I saw that
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Posted: 2/12/2006 10:10:44 AM EDT
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She came over last night to check out the place.
Typical chick. The flourescent light of the kitchen was brighter than the low light of the internet cafe. She looked almost anorexic, although she had a pretty face with short blonde hair and blue eyes and a pretty smile. She has a tattoo of something written in Gothic script on her lower belly, and she wore low-cut jeans with an S & M belt. Sexy, but I'm thinking "potential tweaker here". Her history is broken home, went to four different high schools (Klein, Woodlands, etc - she lived in Houston and I had friends there). She thinks being a cocktail waitress at Monte Carlo makes her on top of the world. I'm thinking, maybe I'll pass. I don't need the drama. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 10:19:15 AM EDT
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So she said no pie, eh? |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 10:22:01 AM EDT
[#24]
tag
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Posted: 2/12/2006 10:22:51 AM EDT
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Please tell us you took a pic? We have to see this "girl"... |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 10:26:39 AM EDT
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tc- that's called BARTER! Like over in the survival forum where someone is always wanting to know if they should stock a lot of vodka to trade for stuff. Like you need a reason to stockpile hooch. Anyway, until I see pics, I say 
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Posted: 2/12/2006 11:39:10 AM EDT
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In other words, she left him with Blue balls. 
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Posted: 2/12/2006 11:51:58 AM EDT
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Hmm, I know a few people that work at Monte Carlo. This will be fun. 
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Posted: 2/12/2006 11:53:32 AM EDT
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Yeah, that seems to be the norm with women these days... this is coming from a woman. Most are anti-gun because their celebrity idols are, and they say they're bipolar because they realize they'll never get attention any other way. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 12:02:55 PM EDT
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I'm sure it's already been said, but let me say it again.
This thread is useless without pics. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 12:13:54 PM EDT
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I've stayed at the Monte Carlo a few times, which shift does she work?
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Posted: 2/12/2006 12:38:24 PM EDT
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I would take her for a test spin first. Tell, If she passes you can work out the Rent and Pie details later... As you can see I did not say Rent for Pie... but, Rent and Pie...
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Posted: 2/12/2006 12:40:26 PM EDT
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I don't reccomend rooming with girls. Not a good idea.
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Posted: 2/12/2006 1:18:55 PM EDT
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Well I do want the money. If she pays her bills I won't complain.
I'm not looking at this girl as potential GF material people. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 1:37:46 PM EDT
[#35]
I think we need pics......
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Posted: 2/12/2006 1:38:10 PM EDT
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Some important questions before you say yes: 1. You understand that there will be no friends over without my OK, and no guys sleeping over? 2. I want my money the day before rent's due, don't be late or you're out. 3. My room is OFF LIMITS, that means when I'm not here don't take your buddies in there and rifle thru everything. You should also run a background check on her. Theft or psychotic friends are the two things you should worry about the most. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 1:46:01 PM EDT
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yes! at least a credit check, and be upfront with the rules. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 1:56:47 PM EDT
[#38]
Gotta see how this works out.
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:23:45 PM EDT
[#39]
Ya, Get that up front... Not GF material... But, Potential F%^@ buddy material... |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:31:03 PM EDT
[#40]
Liar!
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:33:49 PM EDT
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Six pages and no pic!!???
Bullshit. Tell her you need a photo for security purposes. Make her put a bucket on her head as a symbol of hard work. Have her stand on one leg and holding a sign that says "I'm a bipolar tweaker who loves giving WMW head, and my bisexual boyfriend doesn't mind" |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:45:21 PM EDT
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she will ice pic u in your sleep... just watch...
:) |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:51:34 PM EDT
[#43]
Yeah, because ice picking in the middle of an orgasm is so cliche. 
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:53:54 PM EDT
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I find it hilarious that people think you can make this work if only you do your homework and set ground rules.
It doesn't matter. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 2:58:03 PM EDT
[#45]
Shhhh - don't ruin it. He might actually do it!
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Posted: 2/12/2006 3:33:45 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2006 3:45:20 PM EDT
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+2
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Posted: 2/12/2006 4:19:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2006 4:27:45 PM EDT
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Silence! It's not funny if everything goes well. And funny is what the internet is here for. |
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Posted: 2/12/2006 4:38:23 PM EDT
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I'd take her on with certain rules:
Rent is month to month. I can kick you out at any time for any or no reason. Rent will be pro-rated by the day if that happens. It's my place, and I am often going to be naked in the house. It's just my habit. I won't change that. it's not about sex, it's about comfort. My place is not a place for you to have sex in unless it's with me, except if your sex partner is a hot girl and I get to at least watch if I want to. You're always welcome in my bed. This is an open invitation. I like to sleep with company even if there's no sex involved. Just don't hog the covers. No parties. A couple of friends over from time to time is OK, but not many and not often. Absolutely no recreational drugs AT ALL. You won't be renting from me if you use drugs. No smoking in my house. You keep your assigned room in fairly neat shape and keep it clean. You wash your own laundry and I'd better not smell stinky unwashed clothes. You should also be clean. You are encouraged to take a shower every day. Maybe less if your body chemistry is mild and you don't need one so often. Share the utilities equally. CJ |
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