The front ends lack grease zerks so expect it to be worn out. Annoying, unsafe at speed and will chew tires. Worse, it is very slow. As slow as it is it should not break parts but somehow it manages. Mostly engines and transmissions, or so I've been told. Lots of CVs around here rattle like hell and are frequently in the repair shop. You see so many of them at two of the garages here they look like police substations. Our PD is really good on PM and oil changes every 3k too. Low budget small town forces may well skimp here.
It might be fun for a little while but you'd be better off in an old (96 and prior) Caprice or maybe the new Charger. With the latter $2000 won't touch it.
Is an old VW Bug out of the question? Can be found cheap, have a blast furnace for a heater, great in mud and snow, simple, good mileage, cheap to repair, and won't scare off the women like an old cop car. It might even attract a few.