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Posted: 4/9/2008 8:37:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

(Craziest thing I could think of.)

Only if you're wearing pumps.

HEY! OP! does this bother you too???

page 3 ownage.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:37:36 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I went to the bathroom and did #1. Why didn't the unconsiderate fool flush the urinal next to me?

Made sure I washed my hands after the deed.

I'm drinking a lot of water, so I'll have to pee again soon.

MS Paint pic or it didn't happen.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:38:32 AM EDT

[#3]

I'm hungry and can't decide between Subway and Backyard Burger.

Oh damn, I forgot my Crest White Strips.

Is that a speck of dust on my Oakleys or did I scratch them?

My knife needs lube.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:38:39 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

(Craziest thing I could think of.)

I've had to stop and floss before.

Sorry lady, whatever your name was.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:39:37 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

(Craziest thing I could think of.)

Only if you're wearing pumps.

HEY! OP! does this bother you too???

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:39:46 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

(Craziest thing I could think of.)

I've had to stop and floss before.

Man hair get stuck on the incisor again?

ETA, nice save.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:40:26 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
10K posts since 2006.

Every one of them chock-full of interesting and relevant commentary, insightful observations, and pithy reparte, no doubt.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:40:46 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
like sands through the ~~hourglass~~ mangina....

fixed

Sounds about right.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:41:15 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
10K posts since 2006.

and apparently every one of them was of earth shaking importance

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:42:46 AM EDT

[#10]

I want a milk shake from CookOut®, I'm thinking Reeses shake, but the caramel shake is good too.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:42:47 AM EDT

[#11]

opti12206,

It's OK. We all have our man-periods.

Do you take Motrin or Advil? I feel mine coming on.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:43:06 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:43:07 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
opti12206,

It's OK. We all have our man-periods.

Do you take Motrin or Advil? I feel mine coming on.

are your breasts tender? Mine are.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:43:14 AM EDT

[#14]

I think the OP is looking for something more along the lines of........

I HAD AN ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought I was just reacting to the Double Fiber Bread I had for breakfast.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:43:48 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
I want a milk shake from CookOut®, I'm thinking Reeses shake, but the caramel shake is good too.

Cook-Out.

You guys have one out in the boondocks?

ETA: Mint chocolate chip or watermelon FTMFW, although watermelon may not be out yet. I love the way they put the fruit chunks in their shakes.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:43:54 AM EDT

[#16]

I just farted.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:44:44 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
opti12206,

It's OK. We all have our man-periods.

Do you take Motrin or Advil? I feel mine coming on.

are your breasts tender? Mine are.

Yes. I'm massaging them with ointment as I type.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:45:27 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

Only if you're wearing pumps.

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Why is it wrong for a man to wear pumps when having sex with a woman?

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:46:32 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

Only if you're wearing pumps.

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Why is it wrong for a man to wear pumps when having sex with a woman?

Read. Understand. Brushing your teeth while having sex is only polite when you ARE wearing pumps.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:47:19 AM EDT

[#20]

I'm going to go and fill up my glass with water.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:48:01 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I'm going to go and fill up my glass with water.

Hurry back!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:48:31 AM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I want a milk shake from CookOut®, I'm thinking Reeses shake, but the caramel shake is good too.

Cook-Out.

You guys have one out in the boondocks?

ETA: Mint chocolate chip or watermelon FTMFW, although watermelon may not be out yet. I love the way they put the fruit chunks in their shakes.

Hell yeah, man the smell of the grill comes through our door daily. I'm suprised I'm not a fat bastard!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:48:33 AM EDT

[#23]

I had a hangnail yesterday. Hello? Hello? What's wrong with you people,do you have hearts of stone?? Damn you all you heartless bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:49:08 AM EDT

[#24]

How can we ~~solve~~ bitch about the problems in the world without getting personal??

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:49:10 AM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
I'm going to go and fill up my glass with water.

Filtered or from the tap?

I think I've settled on Subway. It's closer to work and I'm trying to save the environment, one fast food meal at a time.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:49:39 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

Only if you're wearing pumps.

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Why is it wrong for a man to wear pumps when having sex with a woman?

Read. Understand. Brushing your teeth while having sex is only polite when you ARE wearing pumps.

Oops.

[looks for distraction]
So...how about those tender breasts? Anything you need from us?

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:50:13 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I want a milk shake from CookOut®, I'm thinking Reeses shake, but the caramel shake is good too.

Cook-Out.

You guys have one out in the boondocks?

ETA: Mint chocolate chip or watermelon FTMFW, although watermelon may not be out yet. I love the way they put the fruit chunks in their shakes.

Hell yeah, man the smell of the grill comes through our door daily. I'm suprised I'm not a fat bastard!

Well, you ARE from Utah.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:50:28 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:
I have to go pee, but I'm on a conference call. Do I hit mute and hope nobody has a question for me?

Decisions, decisions.

I have attended many a staff meeting on the crapper.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:50:35 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

Only if you're wearing pumps.

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Why is it wrong for a man to wear pumps when having sex with a woman?

Read. Understand. Brushing your teeth while having sex is only polite when you ARE wearing pumps.

Oops.

[looks for distraction]
So...how about those tender breasts? Anything you need from us?

NO!!!!! Don't even think about touching them.

today.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:50:55 AM EDT

[#30]

this is GD.. you want substance.. the forums are that way ------>

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:52:47 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I have to go pee, but I'm on a conference call. Do I hit mute and hope nobody has a question for me?

Decisions, decisions.

I have attended many a staff meeting on the crapper.

Just aim for the porcelain. Nobody will be the wiser.

Well, I think I'm heading out for lunch now. Do they have a receipt checker at Subway?

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:53:45 AM EDT

[#32]

10,000 in 2 years, and you are worries about what others post?

Give me a break.

TXL

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:54:39 AM EDT

[#33]

I like turtles!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:54:53 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
this is GD.. you want substance.. the forums are that way ------>

DAMN I thought they were this way<--------

Shit im lost

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:54:55 AM EDT

[#35]

Oh, allow me to be the first. IBTL

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:55:29 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
I like turtles!

LINGER LONGER!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:56:14 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

Only if you're wearing pumps.

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Why is it wrong for a man to wear pumps when having sex with a woman?

Read. Understand. Brushing your teeth while having sex is only polite when you ARE wearing pumps.

Oops.

[looks for distraction]
So...how about those tender breasts? Anything you need from us?

NO!!!!! Don't even think about touching them.

today.

[sputters hot chocolate]

Uhh...uhh...[to self] I'm a married spud. I'm a married spud (darn it). I'm a married spud....

Oh, oh, she said I can just "think" about them tomorrow....

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:56:58 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I like turtles!

LINGER LONGER!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:57:09 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
this is GD.. you want substance.. the forums are that way ------>

DAMN I thought they were this way<--------

Shit im lost

We were wondering when you'd realize that.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:57:09 AM EDT

[#40]

Great. Dusty's here. The lock is imminent.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:57:33 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Is it polite to brush your teeth while having sex?

Only if you're wearing pumps.

page 3 ownage.

What's wrong with pumps? (

meaning on women, of course)

Why is it wrong for a man to wear pumps when having sex with a woman?

Read. Understand. Brushing your teeth while having sex is only polite when you ARE wearing pumps.

Oops.

[looks for distraction]
So...how about those tender breasts? Anything you need from us?

NO!!!!! Don't even think about touching them.

today.

Too late...sorry

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:57:46 AM EDT

[#42]

Quoted:
Great. Dusty's here. The lock is imminent.

Nobody has violated the COC yet.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:57:53 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
I like turtles!

Yeah...turtles are pretty cool. I found a baby snapping turtle in my back yard a few weeks ago.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:58:11 AM EDT

[#44]

Corn. Poop. Wanna know the rest?

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:59:18 AM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:
Corn. Poop. Wanna know the rest?

No, we really don't. Please, please don't tell.

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:59:23 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Great. Dusty's here. The lock is imminent.

Nobody has violated the COC yet.

Edited for sarcasm emoticons.

What did you eat for lunch today JW777?

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:59:42 AM EDT

[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I like turtles!

Yeah...turtles are pretty cool. I found a baby snapping turtle in my back yard a few weeks ago.

I like turtles!

Posted: 4/9/2008 8:59:58 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:<snip>
If you are so against receipt checking then don't shop at those stores. That is all.

You should learn to heed your own advice. If you dont want to read everyones stoopid threads dont click on them seems easy enough.

Posted: 4/9/2008 9:00:03 AM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Great. Dusty's here. The lock is imminent.

Nobody has violated the COC yet.

Wait till we get going!

Posted: 4/9/2008 9:00:06 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I like turtles!

Yeah...turtles are pretty cool. I found a baby snapping turtle in my back yard a few weeks ago.

Doesn't get the bit guy.

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