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What about the perfect voluptuous bee-stung lips, the piercing lazer-beam green eyes? LaBelle, I'd be offended at his outrageous omissions. |
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Gotta love her! |
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I think you may be confusing "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA" with "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA." To be completely fair to both parties, however, I'll add that "M......." is more properly classified as "diabolical laughter." Further, I don't know if "B....." could be classed as "demonic laughter," per se. Side-splitting, gut-busting? For sure. But my jury's still out on demonic. Could you use it in a sentence, please? Context is everything. |
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It was actually a wasp. |
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Jake...I love you and all..but you really need to ah...let some frustration out...you are waaaaaay to focused on the insignificant! |
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ETA: You know, guys really do put too much into the 'little things'. |
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Lucky wasp. |
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+ 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, Sorry...my OCD is acting up this morning. |
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hmph! I had a wasp sting me once....
nobody ever held my swollen arm up in admiration! FWIW: those stings feel like someone rammed a hot poker into your flesh! |
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In the last three pages, we have 3 pictures? Now I am happy about the little t-rex of love posting a happy dinner pic, and anytime Labelle sans merci wants to post a pic I am ecstatic. BUT can we get more pictures? Please?
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Ah- when I was about 10 years old one stung me on my eyebrow. My whole EYE swolled (did I make that word up?) shut and uh... well it wasn't good. I think I told my mom that I "ran into something" because I didn't want her to say I couldn't go on the swingset anymore (which is where the wasp lived). Boy that one hurt, I had to ride my bike home from the playground with only one good eye. But actually... I didn't get stung on the lip. LOL. Not that I thought anyone really bought that. |
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You don't look anything like your avatar! |
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I got bitten by a black fly on my left eyelid: my eye swolled (I LIKE your word) shut and was oozing greenish stuffola and was staring to bruise up....hubby took me to the ER and everyone waiting in chairs was giving him the evil eye...he said everyone looked at him like he'd beaten me! "course *I* did not see a thing! (couldn't put my contacts in!) Hijack over...you will now be joined by your regularly scheduled thread, already in progress.... |
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You should see me when I've got me teeth in! |
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My apologies, ladies. Sometimes I do tend to focus a bit much on the details. Then again, that's where the devil is/lives, and I'd hate to ever give him a foothold. |
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"Swolled" is the past-imperfect (IIRC) of "swole," a very common set of words in your neck of the woods. For example, whilst telling a story which begins/ends with "Hey, y'all, watch this!" "Man, I tell you - that eye of mine damn near swole shut on me." vs. "Man, you should have seen his eye - it was all swolled up and puffy." In the interests of full disclosure, we use 'em both around here quite a bit, too. () And usage is tough: kinda like the whole who/whom dilemma. |
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We'll admire you, after you............ post pics!!! |
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We knew that, but just went with the premise that if it had happened it would have been one lucky wasp. |
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LBL, it was a "reimagining" of an event from your past/childhood by the fine folks who brought (or is it "brung" ) you the Hive Mind®. |
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Wise Jake lost me with that post... Does that make me Stupid Plamoreminds now? |
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(remembering to *never* answer a woman in the affirmative when she wonders aloud if she is stupid) Actually, dear - it was a poor explanation on my part............ Basically, I was +1-ing GoGop and explaining to LaBelleRebel that the Hive Mind® (i.e. the arfcom players) chose to "remember" an event from her childhood in a manner we preferred (i.e. being stung on the lip) over what actually happened. I just didn't do a very good job of it initially. |
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All of a sudden...I am BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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What's this "all of a sudden," love? |
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Will one or more of you ladies PLEASE post a pic before this thread ends??
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Egads, Patty! Ssssssnakes are creepy.
(ETA... next time get the shotgun... eeeeoooo) |
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Okay butt ugly picture of me during a rattlesnake kill. Patty Uh....Patty? That wasn't at the NEW place was it? I'll help ya all ya want, but I dont get along with the slithery ankle biters.....NOT AT ALL. |
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Did you kill him with the mop or were you trying to "clean him up a lil'" before the picture so he'd be more presentable?
No such thing as an ugly picture of you Patty. I like the pics of people "in their element" better than staged pictures. |
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+1 . |
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Thank you LaBelleRebel & CPU. The snakes were shot with a shotgun. I just coaxed them out of their hiding hole with the mop, hammer and extension cord [see knees]. These were taken out at the ranch. Petagunner, don't worry about any snakes or boogie man getting you. You come to my house to work, I'll protect you.
Patty |
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Great.....Patty is my arf.com body guard. I'll be the star of the party! |
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Looks like she's trying to button up her jeans. |
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In the immortal words of Garth... SCHWING! |
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Whoo, hoo! Good on ya, Styk! Jake. P.S. Well, I know you're online......... now check your friggin' email. |
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LOL!!
thanks BayEagle, where ya been man?!?! havent chatted it up w/ you in AGES!!! what you think about ole T.O.? Jake, yes, i'm online.....guess i should check that email huh amigo? |
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GoGop = Major fan of reptiles and amphibians. |
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Mee too..........as long as they are in the middle of the road! |
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well if it makes you feel better, I drive around snakes in the road and in my life have only shot two snakes. The first regretably was a bull snake my daughter stepped on. The 2nd a rattle snake -one of the two pictured above. My dog was pointing them. Patty |
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lol |
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Shiver... I know that they perform an important role in the ecosystem and are really cool in many aspects, but... I can't get beyond fangs and personal experience. |
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They slither around on their belly...'nuff said................. |
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