CHAMBLEE, Ga. - The Chamblee Police Department is reporting that a man allegedly ejaculated on a woman at the Whole Foods store at 5001 Peachtree Boulevard near Clairmont Road in Chamblee on May 11.

"Horrified and enraged. Just no words. Disgusted," said Dr. Sabine Lovell, a plastic surgeon.

According to the police report, officers responded to the store shortly before 3 p.m.

Lovell says she stopped in the Whole Foods Market on Saturday after her workout just to pick up a few things. "I see this gentleman walking down the aisle who's pretending to be shopping and he's holding a basket, and he looked kind of like a normal gentleman, like late 20s, early 30s, nothing like extra suspicious about him."

The victim told them that she was bent over in the chip aisle when a man approached her from behind.

She says as she reached for a bag of chips, she felt something on her back. "I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that, I felt something like wet and warm on my back, and so I put my hand on the small of my back and then I saw that it was like this gooey, white substance, and I turn around and I see this guy looking at me, and then he zips his pants up."

When she felt something wet, she initially thought someone had spilled something on her. However, after she touched it, she realized it was semen.

The victim immediately began chasing the man, yelling at people to stop him.

Lovell tells FOX 5, once she realized what happened, she chased the man, then called police. "I wanted to draw as much attention as possible to the situation so that there would be a lot of witnesses."

The man exited the store and ran towards the gas station across the street.

"This was broad daylight on a Saturday. I'm sure he's done this before or this could escalate to something more like rape or murder, so I want to make sure that this goes on his record and it follows him," said Lovell.  

The victim described the man as Black, 5-feet-11-inches tall with short to medium-length black hair. He was thin and had silver glasses. He was wearing a navy zip-up jacket with a hood and dark washed jeans. The victim told police that his feet pointed outward when he walked.

A witness told police they saw the man get into a black Kia Niro and took a photo of the license plate. Chamblee police have been using the Flock system to look for the car.

Police also said they reviewed the security camera footage from the store, and it appears to corroborate the victim's account of the incident.

A representative for Whole Foods Market says they are cooperating with the police investigation.

Anyone with information about the man should reach out to Chamblee police.

Originally Posted By DVCER:
Holy cow.

She says as she reached for a bag of chips, she felt something on her back. "I bent over to grab the chips and as I was doing that, I felt something like wet and warm on my back.

Originally Posted By JT_26:
What's the world coming to?

Originally Posted By Squeefoo:
She's OK, I wouldn't have gone that far.
Maybe she looks better bent over some chips though.
https://www.datocms-assets.com/108591/1699479403-dr-sabine-lovell.jpg?auto=format,compress&w=1192

Originally Posted By Thrasymachus:
Screen name?

Originally Posted By Squeefoo:
She's OK, I wouldn't have gone that far.
Maybe she looks better bent over some chips though.
https://www.datocms-assets.com/108591/1699479403-dr-sabine-lovell.jpg?auto=format,compress&w=1192

Originally Posted By ColdSmoke:


When she felt something wet, she initially thought someone had spilled something on her. However, after she touched it, she realized it was semen.

Originally Posted By PrincipsPistol:
Dude can just unload on demand like that? Fascinating.

Originally Posted By Squeefoo:
She's OK, I wouldn't have gone that far.
Maybe she looks better bent over some chips though.
https://www.datocms-assets.com/108591/1699479403-dr-sabine-lovell.jpg?auto=format,compress&w=1192

Originally Posted By PrincipsPistol:
Dude can just unload on demand like that? Fascinating.

Originally Posted By MFP_4073:


credit to her for trying to get the pervert caught

next victim could be someone's kid  -- if he hasn't done that already

Originally Posted By DrPerceptron:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it.

I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face.

It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Originally Posted By DrPerceptron:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it.

I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face.

It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Originally Posted By DrPerceptron:

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it.

I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go.

After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face.

It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.