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Posted: 4/26/2024 12:54:44 AM EDT
In other words FMR ( ? me running ).
Due to recent issues ( none of anybodies business)my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests.
Providers for the test should be contacting me next week.

What am I in for.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:56:08 AM EDT
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A chance to be President of the United States.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:56:33 AM EDT
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Draw a clock
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:56:52 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kitwulfen:
A chance to be President of the United States.
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:57:32 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Duke117] [#4]
What battery are they proposing for you?

That will determine the level of ass pain and irritation...

A full cog sceeen is 2, 8 hr. days of shenanigans...
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:58:38 AM EDT
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Be careful.  If you tell them you frequent GD, they’ll put you on the crazy pills.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:59:49 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:03:50 AM EDT
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Oh, wait. You said cLock.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:05:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner:
my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests.

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You aren't off to a great start.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:13:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ARChoo:
Draw a clock
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LOL
My old man used to get so pissed with that , but he was also thinking he was back in boot camp at 76 years old as well.

Was interesting to see him doing rifle drills half conscious, you could tell it was with a garand
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:28:51 AM EDT
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OP started a thread that’s no one business….. definitely GD worthy. Good luck, Sir
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:43:48 AM EDT
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Is you suffering from early onset dementia?
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:53:40 AM EDT
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He can’t remember.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:55:35 AM EDT
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Draw the clock and remember the three words. Or politely decline. BP, heart rate / rhythm, lungs, bloodwork. Otherwise thanks but no thanks.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:56:11 AM EDT
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One of the symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's are sudden unexplained mood swings.  Such as telling everyone your personal business then in the next sentence telling them it is none of their business.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:59:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dvanblaricom:
One of the symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's are sudden unexplained mood swings.  Such as telling everyone your personal business then in the next sentence telling them it is none of their business.
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That, and repeating yourself.
Also, repeating yourself.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:02:16 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Vikingsouthpaw:
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Originally Posted By Vikingsouthpaw:
Is you suffering from early onset dementia?

Either that or Alzheimers. Much is unknown at present.
Originally Posted By Lomshek:
Originally Posted By ARChoo:
Draw a clock


Yep.  Seemingly simple stuff that will look for short circuits.

I do not have a working Clock. The stove clock has not worked since I do not no when
Originally Posted By highstepper:
Be careful.  If you tell them you frequent GD, they’ll put you on the crazy pills.

Too late. They found out the hard way they do not work.
Originally Posted By Duke117:
What battery are they proposing for you?

That will determine the level of ass pain and irritation...

A full cog sceeen is 2, 8 hr. days of shenanigans...

Being absolutely honest I cannot remember.  :(
He w was talking fast  I could barely hear him let alone understand him.
Originally Posted By kitwulfen:
A chance to be President of the United States.

I am Damn sure I would still do a better job. I just might not remember it lol
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:09:23 AM EDT
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My dad has done a few.

I was shown the tests before he did them and I would have failed miserably.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:12:15 AM EDT
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Don't sweat it.

It's not like you'll remember taking it a half hour later.

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:14:05 AM EDT
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It's called the MME. At least the easy one the pcp gives you. Mini mental exam??? (School was q long time ago.)

Take a random number 53 say, and add or subtract by sevens.

Unless you're beyond this.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:15:54 AM EDT
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Sir your getting old.  Please consider sending all your firearms and ammo to me so they will be properly treated during your mental absence.  

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:38:08 AM EDT
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Don’t worry. Biden has moved the bar very low now. The fact that you can spell 2&3 letter words indicates you will pass with flying colors.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:43:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
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Lmao
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:44:49 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mech2007:
Don't sweat it.

It's not like you'll remember taking it a half hour later.

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Or forget showing up to the appointment all together
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:49:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lomshek:


Yep.  Seemingly simple stuff that will look for short circuits.
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Most of it can be faked by trained professionals. My mother in law was a speech pathologist and knew how to beat just about all of them except drawing a clock.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:55:51 AM EDT
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I’m not crazy! My parents had me tested. (Really)

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:57:09 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Pro_Patria_431:


Oh, wait. You said cLock.
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:16:04 AM EDT
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Well that dont sound good will your Dr. red flag you if you dont score sentient?
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:26:03 AM EDT
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I failed the cognitive tests my neurologist gave me (as well as short-term memory recall) and was diagnosed with dementia (mild to moderate).  He started me on an Alzheimer's medication.  Worst case scenario... it can take years before you succumb to the disease.  Best case... you die within a year or two.  I hope to have the latter.  Good luck and wish you the best!
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 4:46:06 AM EDT
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I've read a few studies showing that viagra can slow and reverse dementia and alzheimers
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:33:51 AM EDT
[Last Edit: fisherman] [#30]
So basically just say "no" to cognitive tests.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:49:47 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kitwulfen:
A chance to be President of the United States.
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This exactly
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:55:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:59:26 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner:
In other words FMR ( ? me running ).
Due to recent issues ( none of anybodies business)my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests.
Providers for the test should be contacting me next week.

What am I in for.
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Hopefully they don't test things like grammar punctuation, and sentence structure, but that's not antibodies bizniss.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:04:15 AM EDT
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I've read a few studies showing that viagra can slow and reverse dementia and alzheimers
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To qualify, you must be able to draw a cLock.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:07:03 AM EDT
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Is that you Joe?
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:30:13 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
You aren't off to a great start.
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Originally Posted By odiedodi:
Originally Posted By DoverGunner:
my primary care doctor is wanting wants me to have some cognitive tests.

You aren't off to a great start.

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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:33:40 AM EDT
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Oh, it's super fun. You'll come out at the end of the day thinking you're the smartest person in the world.

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:42:11 AM EDT
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8 hours of WTF
headache
&
boy am I dumb
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:43:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dvanblaricom:
One of the symptoms of dementia and Alzheimer's are sudden unexplained mood swings.  Such as telling everyone your personal business then in the next sentence telling them it is none of their business.
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We have a winner.   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:59:10 AM EDT
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Mom just had one Tuesday.  They said to prepare for 4-8 hours but we got there at 1:00, consultation lasted until 2:00 and she was done by 4:30.  

I suspect they had more to do but just gave up.  She did not want to be there and she gave me the impression on the way home that she answered everything with, "I don't know."  

Kind of sucks because she really does function ok in day to day life as far as taking care of herself but if you give her 5 words and ask her what they were a few minutes later she'll be lucky to get 1 (even though many times she DOES know because she'll insist she has no idea but tell her to just make something up and she'll sure enough name a few---she just doesn't remember that she heard them so she thinks she's pulling them out at random).  

So my advice would be to go with your gut on those answers even if you think you don't know----they're floating around in there somewhere.  

Alternatively, if you want to cut it short and get on with your day just answer, "I don't know" for everything.  
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:09:00 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Mom just had one Tuesday.  They said to prepare for 4-8 hours but we got there at 1:00, consultation lasted until 2:00 and she was done by 4:30.  

I suspect they had more to do but just gave up.  She did not want to be there and she gave me the impression on the way home that she answered everything with, "I don't know."  

Kind of sucks because she really does function ok in day to day life as far as taking care of herself but if you give her 5 words and ask her what they were a few minutes later she'll be lucky to get 1 (even though many times she DOES know because she'll insist she has no idea but tell her to just make something up and she'll sure enough name a few---she just doesn't remember that she heard them so she thinks she's pulling them out at random).  

So my advice would be to go with your gut on those answers even if you think you don't know----they're floating around in there somewhere.  

Alternatively, if you want to cut it short and get on with your day just answer, "I don't know" for everything.  
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All good till they revoke his driving privileges because he didn’t take it seriously.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:16:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner:

Due to recent issues ( none of anybodies business)
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That's not the way this works.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:16:27 AM EDT
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OP this is the 3rd time you made this post. Don't you remember?



Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:16:37 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Bronsonburner:

All good till they revoke his driving privileges because he didn’t take it seriously.
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Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
Mom just had one Tuesday.  They said to prepare for 4-8 hours but we got there at 1:00, consultation lasted until 2:00 and she was done by 4:30.  

I suspect they had more to do but just gave up.  She did not want to be there and she gave me the impression on the way home that she answered everything with, "I don't know."  

Kind of sucks because she really does function ok in day to day life as far as taking care of herself but if you give her 5 words and ask her what they were a few minutes later she'll be lucky to get 1 (even though many times she DOES know because she'll insist she has no idea but tell her to just make something up and she'll sure enough name a few---she just doesn't remember that she heard them so she thinks she's pulling them out at random).  

So my advice would be to go with your gut on those answers even if you think you don't know----they're floating around in there somewhere.  

Alternatively, if you want to cut it short and get on with your day just answer, "I don't know" for everything.  

All good till they revoke his driving privileges because he didn’t take it seriously.



Well, I wasn't actually serious but I don't believe they have the capacity for that.  The family can use the recommendation as evidence for the need to have it done or DPS can make the call with the test they have for elderly drivers but I doubt the neuro-psych testing folks just stamp a paper and you can't drive anymore.  

We're grateful in a way that the stroke knocked out her peripheral vision so there is a physical reason she can't drive.  I think it would be harder for her to accept if we just said we didn't think she was mentally capable of it anymore.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:21:18 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By DoverGunner:
none of anybodies business
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And yet, here you are.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:28:20 AM EDT
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This is a serious question

why bother doing the test? if it turns out you have dementia what can they do for you?

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:30:53 AM EDT
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I wish you well OP.  This stuff is no joke.

Here's to hoping you're just plain 'tarded
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:34:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By highstepper:
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Or even worse, take him OFF the crazy pills.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:34:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Mach:
This is a serious question

why bother doing the test? if it turns out you have dementia what can they do for you?

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Start voting Democrat for you.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 7:48:13 AM EDT
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I worked with a guy who had retired from the Marines.
One day he made the comment "I'm not crazy, they had me tested".

I smirked as though he was just joking.

He said no, seriously, his drill instructor sent him for a psych evaluation.
He said the results came back "knows the difference between right and wrong but consciously decides to do wrong.  No psychological issues found"

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