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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:11:02 PM EDT
No to offend trump followers,is it that the truth that trump cut the cheese?
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:12:42 PM EDT
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I hope so. Seems fitting for a court room.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:13:51 PM EDT
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It would have made me laugh if I was there
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:13:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:15:46 PM EDT
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Based, if true.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:17:31 PM EDT
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I hope he leaned to one cheek as he did it.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:18:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Duke117]
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I would have preferred he shit on the bench and smashed it with the gavel, but a fart is better than nothing...
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NV, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:21:43 PM EDT
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Smelled like Mickey D's and victory.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:22:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PaladinM1911: Smelled like Mickey D's and victory. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:23:27 PM EDT
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I was in the doctor's office the other day and one of the channels had CNN or MSNBC on.
Just ridiculous the amount of attention. Like they'll be playing live video of his motorcade driving up to the courthouse with play-by-play commentary. Isn't there more pressing matters going on in the world? |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:24:04 PM EDT
[Last Edit: DKUltra]
[#10]
Did Trump Farted?
No to offend anyone? Guessing english might not be your first language? Or thats master level trolling. If he did, they deserved it. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:24:15 PM EDT
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He is staying at Trump Tower. I hear they have killer taco bowls.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:24:47 PM EDT
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Hopefully they were wooden seat chairs. You can get the best sound, like a fine musical instrument.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:25:14 PM EDT
[#13]
It would have been awesome if he asked the prosecutor to pull his finger before he ripped it.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:25:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DKUltra: Did Trump Farted? No to offend anyone? Guessing english might not be your first language? Or thats master level trolling. If he did, they deserved it. I just assumed he was drunk |
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NV, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:25:52 PM EDT
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If true then that is pretty awesome. Respect.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:26:03 PM EDT
[#16]
A more profound utterance than the yammering of prosecution and judge.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:26:07 PM EDT
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I farted in court once...
The judge curled his face up. I apologize and told him I was more nervous now than I was at my junior prom. He almost smirked and uncurled his face and moved on. I really thought he was gonna put me in a cage. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:26:54 PM EDT
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Brandon did it right beside Camilla when he was in the UK. A week later she was still calling other leaders wives in Europe complaining about it. Probably less offensive than Hussein giving the Queen CDs of his speeches.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:26:57 PM EDT
[Last Edit: whollyshite]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By noob5000000: Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart Disruption of the court, said the judge... |
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IL, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:28:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ApacheScout: I hope so. Seems fitting for THAT court room. FIFY 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:33:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: BLK_MAJK]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By whollyshite: Disruption of the court, said the judge... Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By whollyshite: Originally Posted By noob5000000: Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart Disruption of the court, said the judge... Iuderstoodthatreference.jpg Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart "Disruption of the court," said the judge On a six-year sentence, my man didn't budge Baliff came over to turn him in Kilo G looked up and gave a grin He yelled out "Fire!", then came Suzy The bitch came in with a sub-machine Uzi Police shot the girl but didn't hurt her Both upstate for attempted murder I want a sub-machine Uzi 
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:35:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By twoisone: Hopefully they were wooden seat chairs. You can get the best sound, like a fine musical instrument.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:36:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By flyboyaviator: No to offend trump followers,is it that the truth that trump cut the cheese? |
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USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:37:31 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: I was in the doctor's office the other day and one of the channels had CNN or MSNBC on. Just ridiculous the amount of attention. Like they'll be playing live video of his motorcade driving up to the courthouse with play-by-play commentary. Isn't there more pressing matters going on in the world? damn, I half expected you to say you smelled it from both channels |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:38:46 PM EDT
[#25]
English is obviously OP's second language...
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:38:49 PM EDT
[#26]
I also like to get fucked up during the week op.
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USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:44:22 PM EDT
[#27]
I farted on the stand one time. I was being sworn in.
"Sir, do you swear to tell the truth..etc etc." I had to answer it like, "Yeeeeeeessssssssss." For the duration of the fart, with upward inflection towards the end because it was nearly a squeeker. The bailiff looked at me for a couple seconds probably wondering if what happened really happened. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:45:15 PM EDT
[#28]
I can picture it.
Him giving the judge this look and just letting them fly.  |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:45:57 PM EDT
[#29]
I want to believe.
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:50:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By noob5000000: Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart Damn that was fast lol I expected to be beaten to the punch but not that badly
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CT, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:52:46 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: I was in the doctor's office the other day and one of the channels had CNN or MSNBC on. Just ridiculous the amount of attention. Like they'll be playing live video of his motorcade driving up to the courthouse with play-by-play commentary. Isn't there more pressing matters going on in the world? Not for people with Trump derangement syndrome it's all that matter You know what I mean |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:55:25 PM EDT
[#32]
I'd eat nothing but taco bell and raisin bran for the entirety of the trial.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 7:57:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By noob5000000: Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart My man! |
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:15:59 PM EDT
[#34]
First of all, learn proper grammar.
Secondly, I hope he had his attorney pull his finger first. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:19:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: Contempt of court? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheOTHERmaninblack: Originally Posted By flyboyaviator: No to offend trump followers,is it that the truth that trump cut the cheese? Half billion dollar fine? |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:21:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JustDaniel: First of all, learn proper grammar. Secondly, I hope he had his attorney pull his finger first. I agree with this. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:22:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: I was in the doctor's office the other day and one of the channels had CNN or MSNBC on. Just ridiculous the amount of attention. Like they'll be playing live video of his motorcade driving up to the courthouse with play-by-play commentary. Isn't there more pressing matters going on in the world? |
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USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:24:29 PM EDT
[#38]
Nope. If so, the NY judge would have him remanded into custody for the use of a chemical weapon.
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OR, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:24:33 PM EDT
[#39]
The way they are treating him in that court, I wouldn't blame him if he took a shit in the corner.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:41:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DKUltra: Did Trump Farted? No to offend anyone? Guessing english might not be your first language? Or thats master level trolling. If he did, they deserved it. Learned English from Roger the Rabbit |
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USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:47:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PaladinM1911: Smelled like Mickey D's and victory. It smelled like old person and dozens of lost cases. But sure, have at it.. |
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:50:41 PM EDT
[#42]
If I was him I would eat nothing but garlic and Lima beans.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:51:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By noob5000000: Kilo G on trial cold cut a fart  |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:53:03 PM EDT
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I generally hate grammar Nazis but holy fuck OP.
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Posted: 4/24/2024 8:53:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GeistACWM: It smelled like old person and dozens of lost cases. But sure, have at it.. Word is he has been ripping a few.... |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:00:14 PM EDT
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Sure put it on blast
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:08:27 PM EDT
[#47]
People are in there all day. It’s likely that everyone there farted at some point.
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:09:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By flyboyaviator: No to offend trump followers,is it that the truth that trump cut the cheese? I would have cleared the court room if I were Trump. A massive fart of epic proportions. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:10:03 PM EDT
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If Nadler can shit in his pants while holding a gavel, I think it is okay if Trump passed some gas in a court room.
Did he blame it on someone else? That would have been classic. |
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Posted: 4/24/2024 9:26:07 PM EDT
[#50]
Every time I think I can't like him any more, he reaches deep and makes me smile!!!!!
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