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Posted: 4/23/2024 6:47:22 AM EDT
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Can’t they bring in a tray with a loaf of bread, meat/cheeses and condiments so she can make you a sandwich while you are waiting?
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Congrats! Prayers for a smooth and safe delivery.
Results may vary if you make a request like the first poster. |
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Congrats. Seems like yesterday I was sitting in your shoes OP.
My first kid is gonna be 20 this year. |
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Hope everything goes good OP.
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Deuteronomy 31:6 ~ Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.” |
Originally Posted By Slabhanger: Congrats. Seems like yesterday I was sitting in your shoes OP. My first kid is gonna be 20 this year. View Quote As long as this one does NVG stuff with me too I’ll be sitting pretty. I’ll have a fire team. Attached File |
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Prayers lifted up for an easy easy delivery and a beautiful healthy child, Amen.
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Tell her to stop being so selfish and lazy
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Congratulations!!!
Mine are 21 and 18. Time go by so fast. |
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My grandfather tells me that when my mother and her siblings were born, he went down to the bar and waited for the phone call.
He didn't even need to tell them which bar... They just looked at the name tag, saw an Irish name and knew which bar to call. |
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Originally Posted By DeltaV42: My grandfather tells me that when my mother and her siblings were born, he went down to the bar and waited for the phone call. He didn't even need to tell them which bar... They just looked at the name tag, saw an Irish name and knew which bar to call. View Quote I mean it makes sense. I’m not doing a whole lot here. |
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Congratulations!
Don't forget to let your wife know how uncomfortable those couches are |
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Originally Posted By Probablynotacop: Congratulations! Don't forget to let your wife know how uncomfortable those couches are View Quote Not a lie. Attached File |
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You have a New York Judge for a chef?
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The most important thing to be learned from those who demand “Equity/Equality For All” is that all are not equal
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Don't forget skin on skin contact as soon as possible for both of you. Take your shirt off. I did. Google it.
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Congrats, but I don’t miss those days.
This type of thing was never my thing. Felt like the awkward third wheel in that room once the shit’s in full swing. I stood by my wife’s head at the end of the bed and tried to stay out of everyone’s way and not become a burden. |
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Don't blink and don't miss out on time with those critters. You can't ever go back. I love my kids today (15 and 16), but I miss those days too.
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For crying out loud, we can't see shit from that angle, OP.
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"Here we are having a nice discussion on swords and the fucking pikemen gotta shit all over the place." - Silverbulletz06
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: I’m not trying to traumatize my child this early. You have to wait a few years for that. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Originally Posted By rlm0n0: Don't forget skin on skin contact as soon as possible for both of you. Take your shirt off. I did. Google it. I’m not trying to traumatize my child this early. You have to wait a few years for that. Lol, I get it. I thought it was weird also. It's a bonding thing. I did it right away and when we got home. It's a way for them to get your scent as well and be comfortable with you. Not that they wouldn't otherwise. His mother and I are now divorced and guess who he prefers to be with. Not that it's because I took my shirt off I'm sure it has something to do with the fishing and frog hunting but I didn't want to miss any chance to bond with him as my father was quite aloof when I was born. I'm so excited for you man. Boy or girl? |
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Congrats, Dad!
Maybe ask her if she could hurry up because you have a noon tee time? |
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Praying for an easy delivery and a healthy Mama and baby.
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Hoping good things for all persons involved
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It"s not the severity of punishment,but the certainty of it that checks crime nowadays. Judge Parker
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Went through it twice.
Prayers for a healthy baby and Mom. |
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Good luck, OP!
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"Life is Hard, its Harder if You're Stupid" - John Wayne
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Holy shit, how long has she been pregnant? Two years? Three? It looks like she's got a grown man in her belly.
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when they ask you do you want to cut the cord, your reply someone else is more qualified to do that than I.
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Did she swallow a beach ball deflated and then air it up to get it that big?
Good luck soon to be Little Mama |
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Congrats!
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Originally Posted By JimEb: This type of thing was never my thing. Felt like the awkward third wheel in that room once the shit's in full swing. I stood by my wife's head at the end of the bed and tried to stay out of everyone's way and not become a burden. View Quote I did the opposite. I stayed at the business end, and the delivering doc elbowed me back when I got too close. Congrats. OP. |
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Shits going down https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/478694/IMG_0760_jpeg-3195756.JPG View Quote Probably literally but the gentlemanly thing to do is to tell her that, no, shes not in fact shitting in front of 7 other adults while forcing a country ham through a keyhole.. |
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Congratulations.
You have at least two names picked out based on her size, right? |
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Good luck.
I would ask her when lunch is going to be ready after the whole things done. You don't want to go hungry all day. |
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Congrats!
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Congratulations!!!
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: I mean it makes sense. I’m not doing a whole lot here. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Originally Posted By DeltaV42: My grandfather tells me that when my mother and her siblings were born, he went down to the bar and waited for the phone call. He didn't even need to tell them which bar... They just looked at the name tag, saw an Irish name and knew which bar to call. I mean it makes sense. I’m not doing a whole lot here. Back in the good ol days. Beers/bourbon and cigars for the men while the women swooned over the baby. Everything that was once great is gone. Order a pizza OP. That's what I did one night while we were stuck in the NICU for a week. Turns out that my wife wasn't allowed to have any because of the C-section or some shit. She was rather displeased with me enjoying pizza while she ate boring hospital food. Hope everyone is healthy! |
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Not a lie. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/478694/IMG_0757_jpeg-3195716.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Originally Posted By Probablynotacop: Congratulations! Don't forget to let your wife know how uncomfortable those couches are Not a lie. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/478694/IMG_0757_jpeg-3195716.JPG Oh that brings back memories! I had to fucking SLEEP, or rather try to sleep on one of those fuckers for a week! That sucked and I was never so excited to see my own bed than when we got home! |
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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Oh that brings back memories! I had to fucking SLEEP, or rather try to sleep on one of those fuckers for a week! That sucked and I was never so excited to see my own bed than when we got home! View Quote Same. When my daughter was born, they held us all in the hospital because my wife decided to have elevated blood pressure (so inconsiderate of her) . I slept on that fucking foam pad for 4 days. I think it gave me permanent nerve damage in my back and neck. Congrats OP. Prayers that everyone is healthy and safe. Boy or girl? My wife is due with our second child next month. I'm so excited, I can't wait! Kids are the best. |
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Shits going down https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/478694/IMG_0760_jpeg-3195756.JPG View Quote Imagine breaking through the wall and this is the first thing that you see, poor kid. Congrats bud, prayers for baby and the sammich maker! |
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Shits going down https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/478694/IMG_0760_jpeg-3195756.JPG View Quote LOL Congrats! I had that same expression for all 4 of mine. |
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Originally Posted By nmxdavenn: Not a lie. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/478694/IMG_0757_jpeg-3195716.JPG View Quote Dude, a casting couch in the delivery room? That’s a bit insensitive isn’t it? |
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Happiness is the greatest agent of purification
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Originally Posted By pestilence12: Same. When my daughter was born, they held us all in the hospital because my wife decided to have elevated blood pressure (so inconsiderate of her) . I slept on that fucking foam pad for 4 days. I think it gave me permanent nerve damage in my back and neck. Congrats OP. Prayers that everyone is healthy and safe. Boy or girl? My wife is due with our second child next month. I'm so excited, I can't wait! Kids are the best. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By pestilence12: Originally Posted By explodingvarmints: Oh that brings back memories! I had to fucking SLEEP, or rather try to sleep on one of those fuckers for a week! That sucked and I was never so excited to see my own bed than when we got home! Same. When my daughter was born, they held us all in the hospital because my wife decided to have elevated blood pressure (so inconsiderate of her) . I slept on that fucking foam pad for 4 days. I think it gave me permanent nerve damage in my back and neck. Congrats OP. Prayers that everyone is healthy and safe. Boy or girl? My wife is due with our second child next month. I'm so excited, I can't wait! Kids are the best. Ask for a lot of extra pillows and use them all as a pseudo mattress. I'd love another little one but it took almost 2 years of IVF and multiple miscarriages just to get our daughter. I can't put my wife through that again. |
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MOD 0 or H for delivery room?
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Congrats! Next week will mark 25 years since I did that.
I guess I need to pick up a gift card or something for her. |
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