Growing up the neighbor next would put their dog which I swear was mentally ill in the yard all day long while they were at work. This tard barked at anything and everything, and nothing at all. Hell I think he barked just to hear himself. You could not step foot in your own yard without him going nuts. Given they were not home they did not care. Even on the weekends they rarely ever came out to try to make him stop or put him in the house. When neighbors complained, mostly moms because this was back in the day when most stayed home the neighbors just shrugged their shoulders and had the balls to say they are not home to hear it.
Fast forward over four decades later and the same neighbors now retired have the nerve to bitch to us when this dog howls at the noon fire alarm if he is out or on other rare occasions when he is out and it goes off. The howls last no more then a minute. Several neighbors have said they think it is cool, one couple on the next block laughs when he howls because their little dogs run and hide when he howls.
This is our idiot. He got up but could not figure out how to get down. He has never figured out how to climb stairs and pees like a girl dog 99% of the time. Might stem from me not letting him piss on fire hydrants. And yes the table got a bleach wipe down.
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