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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24297 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 4/16/2024 8:22:15 PM EDT [Last Edit: uxo2] [#1] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
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RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27339 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2024 8:34:36 PM EDT [#3]

sizzlin_bacon Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 6332 EE 100% (31) KY, USA	Posted: 4/16/2024 8:51:40 PM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://media.patriots.win/post/Fet1oBgwFRuB.jpeg View Quote Damn, that's gonna sting. Attached File

RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27340 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/16/2024 10:32:25 PM EDT [#5] This is the most absurd video I’ve seen in a while… Fucking idiots! pic.twitter.com/LQ8RK3Ajk4 — Bruce Ballou \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@_BruceBane) April 16, 2024

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mardoc Joined Jul 2013 Posts 9747 EE 0% (0) NC, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 1:32:40 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: This is the most absurd video I’ve seen in a while… Fucking idiots! pic.twitter.com/LQ8RK3Ajk4 — Bruce Ballou \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@_BruceBane) April 16, 2024 View Quote

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11979 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:09:04 AM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240409_181950_jpg-3189908.JPG View Quote Damn. One solar orbit of Pluto takes 248 earth years. The last time Pluto was where it is now? 1776. Coincidence? I think not. Attached File
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crux Joined Nov 2008 Posts 6421 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:10:26 AM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240408_174131_jpg-3189885.JPG View Quote This would be an acceptable application of ai video editing.

SoonerBorn Member Joined May 2006 Posts 26418 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:15:37 AM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: This is the most absurd video I’ve seen in a while… Fucking idiots! pic.twitter.com/LQ8RK3Ajk4 — Bruce Ballou \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@_BruceBane) April 16, 2024 View Quote I'm not even sure why this made me laugh, what a bunch of retards.
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DarkStar Joined Nov 2000 Posts 23779 EE 100% (29) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:38:00 AM EDT [Last Edit: DarkStar] [#13] Magazine ad from 1996:

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Chris_in_TX Joined May 2001 Posts 10310 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 11:17:05 AM EDT [#15]

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Posted: 4/17/2024 11:18:05 AM EDT

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I'm not even sure why this made me laugh, what a bunch of retards.

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Originally Posted By RSG:

This is the most absurd video I’ve seen in a while… Fucking idiots! pic.twitter.com/LQ8RK3Ajk4
— Bruce Ballou \uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@_BruceBane) April 16, 2024

I'm not even sure why this made me laugh, what a bunch of retards.

Did that happen in a church or somewhere else? I would have walked the hell out of there.

Superluckycat Member Joined Sep 2006 Posts 9070 EE 100% (176) IN, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 11:33:24 AM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Enzo300: Damn. One solar orbit of Pluto takes 248 earth years. The last time Pluto was where it is now? 1776. Coincidence? I think not. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/461570/FreeSpeechAtlas_jpg-3190166.JPG View Quote Attached File

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dedreckon Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 11311 EE 100% (1) NLD	Posted: 4/17/2024 2:37:23 PM EDT [#19] An Ugg stomping on your face forever Attached File

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Oldgold Member Joined Feb 2016 Posts 32012 EE 100% (36) GA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 3:32:28 PM EDT [#21] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: https://media.patriots.win/post/Fet1oBgwFRuB.jpeg View Quote Dang, she just gained a little respect back.
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RSG Riot Squad Guy Joined Nov 2006 Posts 27343 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 4:14:52 PM EDT [#22] Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 17869 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 6:47:13 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By Oldgold: Dang, she just gained a little respect back. View Quote How can you tell that it was a real tweet?
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Lost-Drive-In Member Joined Nov 2002 Posts 3479 EE 100% (21) PA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 6:51:02 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024 View Quote Looks like he's at Uncle Louie's garbage mountain. I expect that he went to Willie D'Elia's place for ice cream.
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Posted: 4/17/2024 7:21:13 PM EDT

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Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024

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Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

There are 100 kinds of people, those who can both understand binary and extrapolate from incomplete information…

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Posted: 4/17/2024 7:26:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Thuban:

Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024

Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

You know how you can tell when joe is lying?

I can explain it to you but I can't understand it for you.

Enzo300 Member Joined Jan 2017 Posts 11984 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:31:35 PM EDT [#27] Why aren't more female athletes transitioning to play as men? That's where the money is. — ??i?\uD835\uDD4A (@FoundersGirl) April 17, 2024
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Mariner82 Underway is the ONLY way Joined Jan 2013 Posts 45676 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:52:16 PM EDT [#28] Quote History Originally Posted By RSG: Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024 View Quote
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shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39751 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:59:04 PM EDT [#30] Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31850 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:17:51 PM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By Cycolac: You know how you can tell when joe is lying? View Quote . his lips are moving .
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24300 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 12:24:51 AM EDT [#33] Attached File
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 24301 EE 100% (169) USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 12:32:33 AM EDT [#34] Attached File
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Posted: 4/18/2024 12:53:55 AM EDT

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This is a winning Presidential strategy if anyone cares to pick it up

I want Curtis LeMay standing over a cell phone heat map, carpet-bombing Pakistani call centers as soon as they come online. Genocidal terror campaigns against Belarusian hackers and Nigerian princes, if we cannot protect the elderly or the infirm what the fuck are we doing here
Local Historian (@LMFHistorian) February 24, 2023

Why do we have an FBI, a military, or even the fucking SEC if they're unwilling to even DISCUSS this problem, let alone act on it. Of all the symptoms of GAE piss-world this is the most enraging to me, a definitive choice to sacrifice the old on the altar of "developing nations"
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Re: Government TV network CEO, the main boss AWFL

I cannot believe that she wrote the words, workshopped them with colleagues at Wikipedia, practiced her delivery in front of the mirror, and then said it on camera. Wait, maybe I can believe it.
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Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 9536 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 3:28:27 AM EDT [#36] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20240408_220452_jpg-3189886.JPG View Quote , read the first line and was gonna reply with the second, then I read the line under the Pic.

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Posted: 4/18/2024 3:40:05 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Thuban:

Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

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In war I would support this practice.

Shinji_Ikari Member Joined Mar 2013 Posts 9538 EE 100% (1) GA, USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 3:40:45 AM EDT [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By Cycolac: You know how you can tell when joe is lying? View Quote His lips are moving.

OBXT Member Joined Aug 2002 Posts 865 EE 0% (0) NH, USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 6:50:53 AM EDT [#39] Attached File

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Posted: 4/18/2024 10:20:48 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By Thuban:

Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024

Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

Except his uncle was a passenger on a twin engined plane that crashed in the ocean after it took off from New Guinea.

We've now proven that we have zero rights, just what privileges we are allowed at any given time.
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Posted: 4/18/2024 12:30:45 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By scotchymcdrinkerbean:

Except his uncle was a passenger on a twin engined plane that crashed in the ocean after it took off from New Guinea.

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Originally Posted By Thuban:

Originally Posted By RSG:

Biden has a new story: Uncle Bosey got shot down in a plane and was possibly eaten by African cannibals. pic.twitter.com/9cSP29GSxx
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) April 17, 2024

Oddly enough that one is somewhat plausible... In general though, the South Pacific headhunters liked finding British and American pilots and taking their heads, along with the rest of them, back to Allied areas. They got paid for rescuing our people and they didn't like the Japanese at all. They also got paid for taking Japanese heads to the Allies... bodies optional for them.

Except his uncle was a passenger on a twin engined plane that crashed in the ocean after it took off from New Guinea.

Furthermore….

https://pacificwrecks.com/people/veterans/finnegan/index.html

Only one other brother and a neighborhood friend enlisted on that day (January 19, 1942), not all four brothers….

And D Day was the 6th of June, 1944!

https://www.google.com/search?q=what+day+of+the+week+was+d+day+in+ww2&client=safari&sca_esv=09df9e42e4754873&hl=en-us&ei=20khZuGmJPrt5NoPmdCs2As&udm=&oq=what+day+of+the+week+was+d+day&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIh53aGF0IGRheSBvZiB0aGUgd2VlayB3YXMgZCBkYXkqAggAMgIQKTIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYR0jqyARQ6x1YgaUCcAN4AZABAZgBrwKgAdY2qgEJMC4yMy4xNC4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIgoALcKcICBxAAGIAEGA3CAgcQIRigARgKwgIGEAAYFhgewgILEAAYgAQYhgMYigXCAgsQABiABBiRAhiKBcICBxAAGIAEGArCAgUQABiABMICCBAAGBYYHhgPwgIFECEYoAHCAgoQIRigARjDBBgKwgIGEAAYCBgewgIIEAAYCBgKGB7CAggQIRigARjDBMICBhAAGAcYHsICCBAAGIAEGKIEmAMA4gMFEgExIEDiAwUSATEgQIgGAZAGCJIHBzMuMTguMTGgB-_2AQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

D Day wasn’t on a Sunday, it was Tuesday!

It was actually called the us army Air Force on the day he enlisted.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Army_Air_Forces

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I need to get a life!

Doesn’t any reporter ever look this stuff up?

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