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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:17:18 PM EDT
So today is my birthday. Yesterday my friend Judy wanted to go ride on my Harley. And she baked me a 30 dollar sugar free carrot cake.
We had breakfast and took off. An hour later she said you DID put the cake in the refrigerator didn't you? Hell no. I never touched it. Called my cleaning girl. Asked if she could stop by and look. . She sent this picture  Attached FileThat's a 3/4 eaten upside down cake. Then I get the card she had for me.  Attached FileYou can't make this shit up. Here's the culprit.....Piper.  Attached FileCounter Pirate galore!!!!!!!! Bumpuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:18:56 PM EDT
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Dang dogs!
 On a serious note, some artificial sweetners can be deadly for dogs. Keep an eye on him. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:18:59 PM EDT
[#2]
Pics of cleaning girl?
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:20:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lungbuster: Pics of cleaning girl? And Judy... |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:22:17 PM EDT
[#4]
I am surprised it's not empty and the dish broken.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:22:24 PM EDT
[#5]
You never taught your dog to not counter surf?
My sister killed her dog due to not taking that as serious as she should have. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:23:15 PM EDT
[#6]
Your dog has No Ragrets.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:24:22 PM EDT
[#7]
Happy Birthday!!
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:24:52 PM EDT
[#8]
Sorry OP.
Too cute to be guilty. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:29:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Happy birthday! Give the dog a pat for me. Pics of Judy and Tiffany?
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:30:44 PM EDT
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WI, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:30:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JVD]
[#11]
Originally Posted By Surfdiver: sugar free carrot cake. In before liquid poop horror story |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:31:44 PM EDT
[#12]
I want a cleaning girl.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:33:06 PM EDT
[#13]
You lost me at sugar free
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:42:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By bondo: You lost me at sugar free Kinda this.. I’ll still wish you a happy birthday but my hearts not in it.,. |
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NH, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:43:50 PM EDT
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I have a stand up Hoover carpet cleaner. My friend has borrowed it twice. Once his neighbors thought it would be OK to give his dog the left over ham bone from a holiday dinner. They did not realize that was a bad idea and thought he would just nibble at it. The dog ate the whole thing. Second time my friend and his friend tried to make pot brownies. They burnt the entire batch, probably because they were high and forgot it was cooking from the story I heard. They put it outside caused it smelled. Let the dog out later as he needed to go. That was the second time he borrowed my Hoover carpet cleaner. I miss Reilly and he was an excellent huge ass 100 pound yellow lab who loved playing with my Golder Retriever Alex. Great dogs and miss them both.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:44:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JamesJones]
[#16]
At least the dog won't get diabetes
Edit Also humble brag thread in a few ways |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:47:11 PM EDT
[#17]
What a good dog.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:51:33 PM EDT
[#18]
Only had stevia in it. Dag is fine
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:54:52 PM EDT
[#19]
Bad dad. Dog doing what dogs do.
Our Golden has taken food out of the frying pan. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:57:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Surfdiver: Only had stevia in it. Dag is fine Cool. Dog is a good boy for not letting that cake go bad. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 4:57:55 PM EDT
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Try a sneaky (in his mind only) Rotty with raw meatz on the counter.
Good boy until mistakes were made. But still a Good Boy. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:00:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Bellows1: Bad dad. Dog doing what dogs do. Our Golden has taken food out of the frying pan. Also bad Judy who left it on the counter |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:01:13 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By cavedog: Cool. Dog is a good boy for not letting that cake go bad. She's mostly a good girl |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:02:47 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By QueenDeNile: Happy Birthday!! |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:16:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: DarthGrind]
[#25]
SiL has a counter surfer. I don't know why they haven't trained it out of the dog (GHP), but as long as things are pushed to the back of the counter, she can't get to it. Sounds like your pooch took advantage of you and Judy.
PS: pics of Judy and Tiffany not loading? |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:20:14 PM EDT
[#26]
Was the card from Judy, or the cleaning girl?...because if from the cleaning girl, that bumps the coinkydink at least 2 levels.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:31:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Undaunted]
[#27]
My gsd ate 6 lbs of homemade jerky. The original sin was terrible. The messy cow patties were worse so.
Lucky for you it was a sugar free, veggie abomination. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:37:25 PM EDT
[#28]
Good dog! Just doing what dogs do.
Nawt gill-tea and if you kept his belly full of steak, he wouldn't have any interest in cake - mebbe. |
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CO, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:51:16 PM EDT
[#29]
Fun fact: An adolescent or grown Old English Mastiff can stand up on a counter and reach anything without having to knock it off to the floor like a smaller dag does.
Also OP should give cleaning lady a bonus for finding that card. |
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SC, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:51:39 PM EDT
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Yeah, I'm in the bad dad camp. If he hadn't been specifically trained for food avoidance, that's on you. He just did what a good dog would do. You left food out, and he thought it was for him. You even left him a card out telling him it was ok. He can't read.
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 5:58:47 PM EDT
[#31]
Had a dog open and eat a canned ham once. I checked his mouth and teeth but couldn't find any injuries.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:03:21 PM EDT
[#32]
Our counter surfer is named Lily. She is part Australian Shephard and she is a free spirit. We yell at her for it and she is sorrowful for being bad but she is so stinkin cute and sweet.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:08:37 PM EDT
[#33]
Happy Birthday! Now you have a cool birthday story. Not guilty. Sorta
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:11:44 PM EDT
[#34]
Humans failed to account for dag.
Dag just tryin’ to make a livin’. Not guilty. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:14:00 PM EDT
[#35]
WTF! You have a lady friend to take on bike rides and you have a separate lady who cleans for you? I am living life wrong.
Oh, Happy Birthday by the way. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:19:46 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By G-REM: Sorry OP. Too cute to be guilty. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:19:50 PM EDT
[#37]
Meh . . . Carrot cake sucks anyway.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:26:25 PM EDT
[#38]
Many years ago, a friend of mine's dog got on the counter and ate a chocolate cake. Dog died.
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 6:39:01 PM EDT
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These guilty, not guilty threads have taken a strange turn.
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Posted: 4/15/2024 7:28:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By DDalton: Was the card from Judy, or the cleaning girl?...because if from the cleaning girl, that bumps the coinkydink at least 2 levels. From Judy that baked the cake |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 7:41:03 PM EDT
[#41]
How do you know the cleaning girl didn't eat it?
Easy to blame the poor dag. |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 9:10:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GHILLIE: How do you know the cleaning girl didn't eat it? Easy to blame the poor dag. Tiff is thick so it’s possible lmao |
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Posted: 4/15/2024 9:12:57 PM EDT
[#43]
Some artificial sweeteners are poisonous to dog if they used that instead of sugar.
You left it out, that makes it the dogs |
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/15/2024 9:21:36 PM EDT
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You have a cleaning lady and want us to feel bad for you about a cake?
Oh no…it’s so bad. JK…dog did what dogs do. Rain is wet, rocks are rocky. |
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Posted: 4/16/2024 8:41:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Redman556: Yeah, I'm in the bad dad camp. If he hadn't been specifically trained for food avoidance, that's on you. He just did what a good dog would do. You left food out, and he thought it was for him. You even left him a card out telling him it was ok. He can't read. Rost right here |
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Posted: 4/16/2024 8:43:20 PM EDT
[#46]
Did you still get to lay some pipe?
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Posted: 4/16/2024 8:44:00 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Surfdiver: Rost right here I agree but Pipers a she |
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Posted: 4/16/2024 8:44:31 PM EDT
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USA
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Posted: 4/16/2024 8:53:24 PM EDT
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Dog is not guilty. The cleaning girl is trying to pin her action on the dog.
Give the dog a treat and fire the cleaning girl. |
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Posted: 4/16/2024 9:00:27 PM EDT
[#50]
I was thinking Tiffany Jones was a fictitious stripper name, but she's legit.
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