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Posted: 5/16/2024 7:25:49 AM EDT
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How to Pronounce Charcuterie
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:28:26 AM EDT
[#2]
"Snack tray"
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:28:48 AM EDT
[Last Edit: FuriousYachtsman] [#3]
Etiquette says to display CapriSun faced upside down so guests can verify no mold is present through the window.

ETA: That trashcan lid.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:31:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Millennial] [#4]
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Originally Posted By FuriousYachtsman:
Etiquette says to display CapriSun faced upside down so guests can verify no mold is present through the window.

ETA: That trashcan lid.
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You just unlocked a new fear.  Thanks a lot.

Now I'll be checking every capri sun I ever handle.

No, but that's not like a real thing (mold inside juice boxes/pouches)... is it?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:36:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: eolian] [#5]
Shar kroot er ree.
Reeeee, Reeeee. lol
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:37:03 AM EDT
[#6]
Lol adult lunchables
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:40:47 AM EDT
[#7]
Shar cue tur eeeee
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:41:00 AM EDT
[#8]
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Originally Posted By Dagger41:
"Snack tray"
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This.  You're in Ohio not France.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:42:08 AM EDT
[#9]
Tapas
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:42:09 AM EDT
[#10]
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Originally Posted By runcible:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8_OcROyPEE
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:42:29 AM EDT
[#11]
“Sweaty, room temperature meat and cheese platter”
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:43:12 AM EDT
[#12]
Thank you for being an enabler in the never ending "Ohio cuisine" movement.

Please leave the state.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:44:59 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By macman37:
Lol adult lunchables
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About three minutes worth and she's gone.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:47:00 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By runcible:
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:48:54 AM EDT
[#15]
Shark coochie is what I settled with after years of trying and much embarrassment for my wife.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:49:46 AM EDT
[#16]
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Originally Posted By 3BP:
Thank you for being an enabler in the never ending "Ohio cuisine" movement.

Please leave the state.
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:51:04 AM EDT
[#17]
Them fancy Ohioan  farm to table ham and cheese on a trash can lid types.

Best poke out your pinky when you sippin that CapriSun.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:51:23 AM EDT
[#18]
They are better with deer sausage.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:52:32 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
Shark coochie is what I settled with after years of trying and much embarrassment for my wife.
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:52:50 AM EDT
[#20]
CharCooterE, never pass up saying cooter.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:54:13 AM EDT
[#21]
I dont fucking know.  Char coot ter rey?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:54:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: TXBBQGuy] [#22]
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
Shark coochie is what I settled with after years of trying and much embarrassment for my wife.
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This is how we says, but more as one word- sharkcoochie
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:55:19 AM EDT
[Last Edit: sentionaut] [#23]
Shar-Coot-uh-REEEE! in your most pronounced French accent. Be sure to spray a little spit as well for effect.

Getting Out-Frenched at a French Restaurant - Key & Peele
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:56:18 AM EDT
[#24]
I want a sandwich but don't have any bread?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:05:44 AM EDT
[#25]
Shark cooter REEEE
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:12:18 AM EDT
[#26]
S H I T E R Y board
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:17:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By paul463:
I want a sandwich but don't have any bread?
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Better than a wish sandwich.  You know, when you have two pieces of bread and wish you had some meat to put between them.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:22:54 AM EDT
[#28]
The one in the picture is pronounced the same as “shit.”
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:24:08 AM EDT
[#29]
"Shark-coochee"
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:27:16 AM EDT
[#30]
You want GD to pronounce words with more letters than woke, gay, and tranny?

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:27:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: OscarD] [#31]
Shart pootery plank.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:29:43 AM EDT
[#32]
faggotry slang made up by faggots.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:30:34 AM EDT
[#33]
Who has ever said the word in their lives?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:32:24 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Bladeswitcher] [#34]
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Originally Posted By GGF:
Who has ever said the word in their lives?
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If you haven't you need to start going to better restaurants . . . or hanging out with a better class of people.

A well-done charcuterie board with interesting cheeses, exotic meats, pickled veggies, fruit, nuts and tasty sauces is a joy.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:33:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By eracer:
You want GD to pronounce words with more letters than woke, gay, and tranny?

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“Wokegaytranny board”

Communism on a shingle.

Sharecuckery board.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:36:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
faggotry slang made up by faggots.
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Snacks for soccer viewing parties.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:41:22 AM EDT
[#37]
Sir, that is a charcuterie and fromage plate.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:42:13 AM EDT
[#38]
Snack plate
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:43:43 AM EDT
[#39]
Basic-white-girl-party-platter
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:44:04 AM EDT
[#40]
You can even spell Versace



Next Friday - You can't even spell Versace (F-O-Sachi)
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:44:29 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By GGF:
Who has ever said the word in their lives?
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I bet a lot of French people have.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:51:04 AM EDT
[#42]
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
Shark coochie is what I settled with after years of trying and much embarrassment for my wife.
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I usually say shark cooter. Seems as common as coochie as there are boards for sale that say both.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:54:50 AM EDT
[#43]
A shark coochie board can really make the party…

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:58:03 AM EDT
[#44]
"Shark coochie"

There is only one way.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 8:59:33 AM EDT
[#45]
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Originally Posted By pedaler:
Shark coochie is what I settled with after years of trying and much embarrassment for my wife.
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:00:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Kihn] [#46]
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Originally Posted By MK3110:


I bet a lot of French people have.
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Originally Posted By MK3110:
Originally Posted By GGF:
Who has ever said the word in their lives?


I bet a lot of French people have.



You say that like it's a good thing.

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:01:54 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Torqued:
A shark coochie board can really make the party…
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That’s the most appetizing sharkcoochie board I’ve ever seen.

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:04:52 AM EDT
[#48]
It's pronounced "boobs". You put yer food on her boobs and then casually eat it while watching tv.  And yes, boobs are pronounced as "Charcuterie".
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:05:14 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 9:14:19 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Kihn:



You say that like it's a good thing.

https://i.postimg.cc/cJQGSsyb/French-cheese-board.png
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Originally Posted By Kihn:
Originally Posted By MK3110:
Originally Posted By GGF:
Who has ever said the word in their lives?


I bet a lot of French people have.



You say that like it's a good thing.

https://i.postimg.cc/cJQGSsyb/French-cheese-board.png


No sir, I simply answered the question without making a judgement.

Notice how it was not in reply to the “made up word by faggots” post…
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