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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:58:03 PM EDT
I have a D-bag neighbor which the entire neighborhood can’t stand. Unfortunately, I share a property line with him. I’m looking for ways to legally (legally grey okay) to annoy the shit out of him. My one neighbor already shipped him a glitter bomb, so that’s probably out now. I thought about tossing a dead animal over the fence and letting the vultures thrive over there, but not sure of the legality of that. One of the other neighbors talked about putting up “for sale by owner” signs , but sounds like it could be trouble. Your thoughts?
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WI, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:58:45 PM EDT
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Just keep living next to him, sounds like it's enough already.
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:00:27 PM EDT
[#2]
Get your debarked chihuahua rebarked.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:00:42 PM EDT
[#3]
Who has time to worry about neighbors. Live your best life op
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:02:13 PM EDT
[#4]
Buy the other property next to his and put up a huge sunshade anchored on your property that will totally cover his yard
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MP, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:02:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Concentricity]
[#5]
Would you mind sharing some examples of the neighbors behavior?
Sets the tone for responses. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:03:14 PM EDT
[#6]
Just seems like you're opening Pandora's Box when you're actively annoying someone that's permanently next to you.
I don't know the entire story but why not take the opposite approach, bring over a 6 pack and try to make peace? |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:03:58 PM EDT
[#7]
Let your windows reflect sunshine onto his siding.
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USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:06:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: DayandNight1701]
[#8]
I'm going to say both parties are guilty of being assholes and you get what you get. imho
Swap wives for a week and see where that goes. 
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LA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:06:41 PM EDT
[#9]
A wise man once said "Do unto others as they have done to you"...or something like that.
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:06:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:08:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Learn to play accordion.......while plugged into a Marshall stack.
Best done at midnight, every night. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:08:32 PM EDT
[#12]
Toilet art on the property line.
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CO, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:08:51 PM EDT
[#13]
plant corn
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:08:53 PM EDT
[#14]
In before harassment charges.
And ibtl |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:11:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Originally Posted By TnMike: I have a D-bag neighbor which the entire neighborhood can’t stand. Unfortunately, I share a property line with him. I’m looking for ways to legally (legally grey okay) to annoy the shit out of him. My one neighbor already shipped him a glitter bomb, so that’s probably out now. I thought about tossing a dead animal over the fence and letting the vultures thrive over there, but not sure of the legality of that. One of the other neighbors talked about putting up “for sale by owner” signs , but sounds like it could be trouble. Your thoughts? You’re Canadian. We already know you won’t do shit to him or about him. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:13:07 PM EDT
[#16]
Get his cell phone number
Take pictures of his vehicle Post ad on Craigslist in Spanish with a stupid low price Put in ad only call after 10 pm. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:13:37 PM EDT
[#17]
If you stoop to his level he will beat you with experience.
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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:14:34 PM EDT
[#18]
We live in a subdivision in the county. One neighbor has pool parties for their kids (during the day on weekends) and he’s parked a running lawn mower next to their fence. Calls the sheriff every 4th of July on all the neighbors for littering on his property. Calls the Sheriff for unregistered vehicles terrorizing the neighborhood (golf carts). Standing on his property lines teasing his neighbors dogs. He call the sheriff when one of the neighbors were moving in because they had a vehicle “blocking” a fire hydrant. The list goes on.
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:14:59 PM EDT
[#19]
Fuck his wife
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:15:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Ignore his ass or move. Only lawyers win in a neighbor dispute.
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USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:17:36 PM EDT
[#21]
Just put up a giant tire wall so you never have to see their house.
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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:18:03 PM EDT
[#22]
I’m actually Saudi, so not ruling out beheading.
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:19:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Now ibtl. Take a breath
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:20:25 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TnMike: I’m actually Saudi, so not ruling out beheading. Have an all male family reunion at your house |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:20:36 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TnMike: I'm actually Saudi, so not ruling out beheading. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:20:51 PM EDT
[#26]
Make a complaint to your HOA.
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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:21:51 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wakeboarder: Have an all male family reunion at your house I like it. I’ll invite the goat farmer down the road. 
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USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:21:53 PM EDT
[#28]
Life's too short. Find something better to do imo.
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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:22:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tcfla: Make a complaint to your HOA. No HOA. |
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NV, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:23:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Why not have loud gay sex with the blinds open?
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:23:28 PM EDT
[#31]
This will never end well. One day OP you are going to be dead in the ground. Are you going to wish you spent your time doing stuff that made you happy or spent more time trying to make your neighbor miserable?
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LA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:25:36 PM EDT
[#32]
Set up a grinder account for him with his phone number.
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:25:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: HillaryClinton]
[#33]
Check local laws about noise ordinance to verify your local times. Most localities you are allowed to make noise from like 6am to 10 or 11pm, outside of those hours the neighbors could call the cops.
After you understand the hours you can play music, run power tools, or anything else that's annoying. Hell you could decide to cut grass right beside his house every morning as soon as the noise ordinance is no longer applicable. Beware, neighbor wars suck and no telling what he'll do to retaliate. I generally try to avoid my neighbors and never bother them at all. I got creative when I had a neighbor that kept trying to act like we were in an HOA when we lived in a lower-middle class neighborhood. I wasn't doing anything to bother them and if they'd have minded their own business we never would have had issues. ETA: And the noise one is perfectly legal. Most other suggestions are usually illegal (harassment). My favorite non-legal method is a craigslist ad for free pitbull puppies. I'll usually call 3-4 hours after posting the ad to hear their anger. 
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:26:29 PM EDT
[#34]
Don't listen to the naysayers OP Light your way with burning bridges.
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USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:27:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Lawmonkey]
[#35]
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XQF7JH8?tag=arfcom00-20
You can set the tone. It will drive him crazy. You can also accidentally spill a gallon of roundup near his trees |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:29:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Kent]
[#36]
You think that being a d-bag to him, he'll become decent???
I think what will happen if you choose that path is your neighborhood will now just have TWO D-bags instead of one. Think that will make it better? |
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WI, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:30:43 PM EDT
[#37]
Take a big chilli (w/ beans) dump on his doorstep to assert you are the dominant neighbor.
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:31:33 PM EDT
[#38]
Send the gay sex doll prank.
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:31:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 21usernamechecksout]
[#39]
 HUGE SEAFOAM! | #Seafoam #Smoke #mercury  2016 softail slim s Vance and Hines short shots  Homemade PVC air ship horn |
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USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:32:05 PM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kent: You think that being a d-bag to him, he'll become decent??? I think what will happen if you choose that path is your neighborhood will now just have TWO D-bags instead of one. Think that will make it better? When the neighbor wars begin there can only be one winner. 
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:32:10 PM EDT
[#41]
Take his herby curby.
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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:35:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lawmonkey: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09XQF7JH8?tag=arfcom00-20 You can set the tone. It will drive him crazy. You can also accidentally spill a gallon of roundup near his trees Yeah the roundup is illegal, but I’m sure I could find some camp lejune water to spill. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:35:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By cardboardkiller: Get his cell phone number Take pictures of his vehicle Post ad on Craigslist in Spanish with a stupid low price Put in ad only call after 10 pm. I would like to go lion hunting with you as well. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:35:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Kent]
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lawmonkey: When the neighbor wars begin there can only be one winner. Probably the lawyers. Certainly will NOT be the neighborhood. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:36:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By cardboardkiller: Get his cell phone number Take pictures of his vehicle Post ad on Craigslist in Spanish with a stupid low price Put in ad only call after 10 pm.  |
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USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:38:26 PM EDT
[#46]
Just live your life man.
Also you could plant some bamboo on your fenceline. |
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QC, CAN
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:39:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By drew5337: Take his herby curby. Noted. |
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:39:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: SAE]
[#48]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By tcfla: Make a complaint to your HOA. Fuck that lady too while your at it. We only go around once so don't be shy even if she's fat. Dog it! 
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:41:23 PM EDT
[#49]
Sounds like something an asshole would do.
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NE, USA
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Posted: 4/19/2024 11:41:33 PM EDT
[#50]
Your head, rent free.
Evict him and move on |
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