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Posted: 5/16/2024 5:00:01 AM EDT


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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:03:34 AM EDT
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Aloha!
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:06:44 AM EDT
[#3]
They got it on!

The casual walk to pick up their previously attached hand.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:08:11 AM EDT
[#4]
WOAH
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:13:08 AM EDT
[#5]
Fuck that shit

I’d rather get shot
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:15:16 AM EDT
[#6]
They must have gotten in on that surplus machete deal.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:23:36 AM EDT
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They got it on!

The casual walk to pick up their previously attached hand.
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Sometimes I’m glad to be living in the YO.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:23:37 AM EDT
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I have an interest in European medieval history, I especially have a fascination with swords and have often thought of what I would see if I were to travel back in time and watch a battle in the 1200's before full plate armor was a thing.

We know that medieval swords were not blunted smashing tools but were very sharp and I don't know how sharp these machetes were, but assuming medieval swords were of similar sharpness.

I can now imagine, battles consisting of hundreds and in some cases thousands of people swinging sharp steel blades at each other must have left more than a few body parts on the battlefield at the end of the day, wow.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:25:53 AM EDT
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I have an interest in European medieval history, I especially have a fascination with swords and have often thought of what I would see if I were to travel back in time and watch a battle in the 1200's before full plate armor was a thing.

We know that medieval swords were not blunted smashing tools but were very sharp and I don't know how sharp these machetes were, but assuming medieval swords were of similar sharpness.

I can now imagine, battles consisting of hundreds and in some cases thousands of people swinging sharp steel blades at each other must have left more than a few body parts on the battlefield at the end of the day, wow.
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Crows and buzzards ate well after those battles.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:27:24 AM EDT
[#10]
Holy fucking shit.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:30:53 AM EDT
[#11]
Hand-me down machete?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:32:48 AM EDT
[#12]
Shit went sideways on that one really fast. Say no to machete fights.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:33:23 AM EDT
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Dude was rather casual for someone who just picked their severed hand off the ground.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:39:21 AM EDT
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I have an interest in European medieval history, I especially have a fascination with swords and have often thought of what I would see if I were to travel back in time and watch a battle in the 1200's before full plate armor was a thing.

We know that medieval swords were not blunted smashing tools but were very sharp and I don't know how sharp these machetes were, but assuming medieval swords were of similar sharpness.

I can now imagine, battles consisting of hundreds and in some cases thousands of people swinging sharp steel blades at each other must have left more than a few body parts on the battlefield at the end of the day, wow.
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Oh I’m sure there were arms and hands everywhere. And then what can you do but either bleed out or die of infection.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 5:57:08 AM EDT
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Don’t ever shout “unhand me” during a machete fight.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:03:56 AM EDT
[#16]
Holy !@#$%!!!!
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:09:00 AM EDT
[#17]
Sounded like it must have been at the zoo, next to the monkey cage.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:11:07 AM EDT
[#18]
That's life.

We deal with the hand we are given.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:22:54 AM EDT
[#19]
slow clap?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:33:57 AM EDT
[#20]
At first I was like,  don't they sharpen them?

Then I was like...darn

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:38:09 AM EDT
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No free handouts down there.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:42:49 AM EDT
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What’s the sound of one hand clapping?
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:44:44 AM EDT
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Gesturing to the crowd with your bloody stump is kind of badass.

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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:50:01 AM EDT
[#25]
Things got out of hand.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:54:21 AM EDT
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Dude was rather casual for someone who just picked their severed hand off the ground.
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I'm not so sure that the hand wasn't fake the whole time.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 6:58:15 AM EDT
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Fuck that shit

I’d rather get shot
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No doubt... Ick
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:03:12 AM EDT
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Not sure but their was no blood at all so it could be fake
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:04:43 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:07:52 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:10:30 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:12:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:14:17 AM EDT
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Not sure but their was no blood at all so it could be fake
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It schmeafed something when he picked his hand up off the sidewalk.
I’m betting it’s real, he just lost it before the video begain.

I have seen quite a few body parts cut off, there’s usually not a lot of blood.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:19:33 AM EDT
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It schmeafed something when he picked his hand up off the sidewalk.
I’m betting it’s real, he just lost it before the video begain.

I have seen quite a few body parts cut off, there’s usually not a lot of blood.
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If a screename and avatar ever “checked out” , it’s right here.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:20:37 AM EDT
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It schmeafed something when he picked his hand up off the sidewalk.
I’m betting it’s real, he just lost it before the video begain.

I have seen quite a few body parts cut off, there’s usually not a lot of blood.
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Not sure but their was no blood at all so it could be fake

It schmeafed something when he picked his hand up off the sidewalk.
I’m betting it’s real, he just lost it before the video begain.

I have seen quite a few body parts cut off, there’s usually not a lot of blood.


Pretty sure I saw it fly off during about the third swing.

You’re probably more experienced at this than I am, though.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:24:35 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:29:02 AM EDT
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I'm not so sure that the hand wasn't fake the whole time.
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Dude was rather casual for someone who just picked their severed hand off the ground.


I'm not so sure that the hand wasn't fake the whole time.

Staging machete fights would be an entertaining party trick if you had lost a hand previously.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:30:31 AM EDT
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Shock didn't set it yet,  he was leaking bad!
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:33:25 AM EDT
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That guy is lucky. The encounter could have cost him an arm and a leg.

He gave that guy the middle finger (plus four others)

Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:34:24 AM EDT
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Fuck that shit

I’d rather get shot
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I was thinking the same.....dammit man.....
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:38:56 AM EDT
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Damn. That was brutal.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:40:42 AM EDT
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I have an interest in European medieval history, I especially have a fascination with swords and have often thought of what I would see if I were to travel back in time and watch a battle in the 1200's before full plate armor was a thing.

We know that medieval swords were not blunted smashing tools but were very sharp and I don't know how sharp these machetes were, but assuming medieval swords were of similar sharpness.

I can now imagine, battles consisting of hundreds and in some cases thousands of people swinging sharp steel blades at each other must have left more than a few body parts on the battlefield at the end of the day, wow.
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And this is why shields were invented.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:43:44 AM EDT
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I have been to Jamaica many times and the sugar cane workers swing a machete all day and they are razor sharp
So when they do fight people die, and cheap rum bar every mile along the primary and secondary roads there is lots of fighting
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:46:29 AM EDT
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Where the heck is the blood? Why is it not spurting out of his wrist?

Fuckin' crazy.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:48:20 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:50:41 AM EDT
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If Michael Jackson wasn't dead they could shop for gloves together.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:51:50 AM EDT
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“‘Tis but a scratch!” The Black Knight
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:52:30 AM EDT
[#48]
That got out of hand.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:54:13 AM EDT
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Is that a cultural thing? Asking for an anthropologist friend.
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Yes. Outlaw machetes. If it saves only one child.
Link Posted: 5/16/2024 7:56:22 AM EDT
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lol
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