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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:01:32 PM EDT
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Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused to being used by a date who wanted to show him off on OnlyFans "In addition, he added, the size of his penis comes with its own set of problems, including difficulties when he was dating. Matt explained: 'It's difficult, because it's not something you really spring on people as a surprise, because it just does scare people away generally. 'But obviously [you don't want to be] creepy and bring it up too early. [So] how you start that conversation?' He added that the size of his penis had got him into trouble once during a yoga class, when he was asked to leave as it was thought he was aroused due to the size of his appendage. According to Matt: 'I was wearing a very baggy shirt and shorts [but because of the] yoga positions, people just got the wrong idea. 'And that's the way it sometimes goes, but you can you can dress normally, baggy clothing, and it's not too difficult.' But that wasn't the worst experience he has had - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'. While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money. When This Morning host Ben Shephard asked if Matt had considered having an operation to minimise the size of his penis, he explained that he likely wouldn't. Discussing how tricky it is discussing the intimate topic as someone who is shy, he said: 'I'm trying to dispel some of the stigmas. 'I don't see why there's any difference talking about this and talking about your breasts or any other bodily part...it's not sexualised. It's just a fact of life.'" |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:03:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JamiesGotAGun]
[#1]
I hate it when my dick size scares off the ladies.
Me to every chic..........  |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:04:28 PM EDT
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The struggle is real...
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:05:08 PM EDT
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It's not all you'd think.
Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:05:18 PM EDT
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Dude is ugly and fat.
If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:06:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:06:39 PM EDT
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This thread is worthless with out pics.
 I am sure a few of us would like to compare. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:07:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. In Minecraft, right? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:07:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. Preach on brother, it’s really a disability at this point. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:07:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. most gals are about 6" to 8" deep according to height etc. Dude gonna need some snu snu Amazon size chick to have sex with. |
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NY, USA
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:08:09 PM EDT
[#10]
White guy?
Amazing! |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:08:42 PM EDT
[#11]
My GF dated a guy when she was in college who was 6'4" and proportionally endowed. She's 5'0" and hated it - bottoming out on her cervix was not pleasant.
At least that's what I choose to believe. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:09:04 PM EDT
[#12]
I finally figured out how to make mine 9” long…….
I fold it in half. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:09:34 PM EDT
[#13]
he should marry the lady with three boobs!
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:09:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day.  He can be the next Ron Jeremy |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:10:00 PM EDT
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Women don’t have a reason to fear me. Well, my wife, anyway.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:10:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: My GF dated a guy when she was in college who was 6'4" and proportionally endowed. She's 5'0" and hated it - bottoming out on her cervix was not pleasant. At least that's what I choose to believe. 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:10:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BattletweeteR: This thread is worthless with out pics. I am sure a few of us would like to compare. Ask a stripper chick etc what they think about size and most will agree. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:11:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:11:22 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy The Hedgehog made that shit work for him. But #metoo did him in. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:12:02 PM EDT
[#20]
I can see where it would be more of a curse than a blessing. It would be a shame to have your life unavoidably focused on something like that.
In before "most men's lives are already focused on that" |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:12:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: If you are 6"-7" about any woman minus a midget would be happy. Ask a stripper chick etc what they think about size and most will agree. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:12:48 PM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: There was a guy on here that claimed to e Ron Jeremy's stunt cock. According to a GD denizen. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:13:14 PM EDT
[#23]
My junk looks like a scared mouse hidng in a pile of steel wool.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:14:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Red-Stater]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: Originally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. He can be the next Ron Jeremy Damn. Certainly both ugly motherfuckers! 
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:14:16 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: My GF dated a guy when she was in college who was 6'4" and proportionally endowed. She's 5'0" and hated it - bottoming out on her cervix was not pleasant.  At least that's what I choose to believe.But did he have big feet? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:14:56 PM EDT
[#26]
My GF said “give me nine inches and make it hurt!”, so I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:16:55 PM EDT
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No thanks. You would NEVER be able to talk a woman into anal.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:17:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: There was a guy on here that claimed to e Ron Jeremy's stunt cock. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy yeah, i miss diesel, too
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:18:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Superluckycat: No thanks. You would NEVER be able to talk a woman into anal. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:18:40 PM EDT
[Last Edit: RealityCheck0311]
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Originally Posted By Butternut: Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused. But that wasn't the worst experience he has had - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'. While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money. Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:19:03 PM EDT
[#31]
1st world problems.
Is Britain still 1st world? White dude problems doesn’t seem appropriate somehow. Maybe find a fat chick with lots of rolls you can go to town on? |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:19:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TradWoodsman: My junk looks like a scared mouse hidng in a pile of steel wool. I heard a comedian refer to his as a button on a fur coat. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:20:50 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. My wife says we can only have missionary because mine is too big for anything else.  Kharn |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:21:34 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FreefallRet: Dude is ugly and fat. If not for his 11" pecker nobody would give him the time of day. It's not fat, he needs an ample blood supply so he can get hard without passing out. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:23:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Kharn]
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Originally Posted By Butternut: Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused. But that wasn't the worst experience he has had - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'. While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money. Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. Where's that pic of Dick Cheney showing exactly how he got his nickname? Dude should have been called tripod. Kharn |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:25:37 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Hamel: https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2024/04/23/11/83979149-13339927-image-a-3_1713868329651.jpg He can be the next Ron Jeremy I have a hard time picturing him at a yoga class. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:25:41 PM EDT
[#37]
Yeah, I had that conversation with a girl in college, she didn't want to have sex with a certain guy anymore because he was 9 - 10" and she didn't like it.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:26:57 PM EDT
[#38]
 Bull Moose Jackson - Big Ten Inch |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:27:32 PM EDT
[#39]
 Da Vinci’s Notebook - Enormous Penis |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:28:58 PM EDT
[#40]
Damn these copy paste articles are crap with repetitive crap.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:29:02 PM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kharn: Where's that pic of Dick Cheney showing exactly how he got his nickname? Dude should have been called tripod. Kharn Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kharn: Originally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Originally Posted By Butternut: Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused. But that wasn't the worst experience he has had - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'. While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money. Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. Where's that pic of Dick Cheney showing exactly how he got his nickname? Dude should have been called tripod. Kharn Never heard of that one. Have heard the stories about Lyndon Johnson though. Think he would have been #metoo'd in the modern age. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:29:15 PM EDT
[#42]
In this thread, an "Arfcom dick measuring contest" is not a metaphor.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:30:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:33:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Never heard of that one. Have heard the stories about Lyndon Johnson though. Think he would have been #metoo'd in the modern age. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Originally Posted By Kharn: Originally Posted By RealityCheck0311: Originally Posted By Butternut: Man with Britain's largest penis reveals the downsides - from getting thrown out of yoga because others assumed he was aroused. But that wasn't the worst experience he has had - describing a worse situation, Matt revealed that once he went on a date, during which the woman he was seeing had an 'ulterior motive'. While Matt thought it was a 'normal date', it turned out he'd been asked out by the woman as she wanted him to appear on her OnlyFans and use him to make money. Two things here to unpack. The guy was likely thrown out of yoga because he was being a creep. Just looking at the pics of him in the link says "I have nothing going for me and my entire identity revolves around my dick size." Wouldn't be shocked if he goes into a yoga class wearing spandex almost like it's a personal kink for others to notice. You could easily wear baggy sweats and some type supportive underwear and not make it obvious. Second, how did his first date even know about his penis size unless he told her? I guarantee this guy's dating profile or opening line is all about "Let me tell you about my dick!" Maybe don't advertise your dick size right away and make it a big deal. But I'm guessing he doesn't have much else to offer. It's like the guy is bitching that women treat him like a circus freak yet he's likely to mention his dick size when first meeting someone just like a vegan crossfitter that can't wait to bring up their lifestyle. Where's that pic of Dick Cheney showing exactly how he got his nickname? Dude should have been called tripod. Kharn Never heard of that one. Have heard the stories about Lyndon Johnson though. Think he would have been #metoo'd in the modern age. He wasn't naked, he was sitting on a patio wearing slacks. But you could see his junk was the size of a hoagie against his thigh. Kharn |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:33:07 PM EDT
[#45]
Ron Jeremy had a girlfriend who submitted his photo to Hustler's personal photos, or something like that.
Got his start in porn that way. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:35:42 PM EDT
[#46]
Milton Berle was Cocky, so they say.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:38:01 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: It's not all you'd think. Most women find it painful getting their cervix beaten up. Then they limit what positions they'll have sex with you because of the size. A trip up the Hershey Highway is definitely out of the question.
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:38:03 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Superluckycat: No thanks. You would NEVER be able to talk a woman into anal. I’ve seen some documentaries that definitively challenge your statement. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:38:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By M4-AK: Milton Berle was Cocky, so they say. |
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Posted: 4/23/2024 4:38:28 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: There was a guy on here that claimed to e Ron Jeremy's stunt cock. Was he only 10” tall and wearing a turtle neck? |
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