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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:51:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: nmxdavenn]
Look at him.
Sits around all day. No job. Doesn’t know what a clutch is. Expects ME to pay his way. Literally the worst generation.  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:53:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: JaredC1]
[#1]
That’s not a millennial unless that picture taken in 1996
Cute kid though. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:54:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Congrats on the newbie!
Do they make NODS that small? |
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USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:55:07 PM EDT
[#3]
Millennials are like 35-42ish duder.
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:55:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Zoomer!!!
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:55:51 PM EDT
[#5]
He’s probably fondling your wife’s tits when you’re not around!
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:57:00 PM EDT
[#6]
Millennials were born 1981-1996 lol
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OR, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:57:03 PM EDT
[#7]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 21usernamechecksout: Zoomer!!! Yup, he will be zooming around the house and wearing out dad soon enough. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:57:21 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 21usernamechecksout: Zoomer!!! Not even, it’s the generation AFTER zoomers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_Alpha |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:57:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Good looking kid!
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:58:18 PM EDT
[#10]
lazy couch potato lol
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VA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:59:41 PM EDT
[#11]
I’m pretty sure the youngest millennials are the ones with kids that young lol
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 5:59:49 PM EDT
[#12]
lol
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:03:25 PM EDT
[#13]
got dayum millennials.
old man shaking fist.gif |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:04:26 PM EDT
[#14]
He probably can't even read an analog clock or read cursive
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:04:51 PM EDT
[Last Edit: King-Of-Town]
[#15]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BSmith79: Millennials are like 35-42ish duder. Millennials: 1981 - 1996 Gen Z: 1997-2012 Gen Alpha: 2013- 2024 Gen Beta: 2025-2039 And congrats! |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:05:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By King-Of-Town: Millennials: 1981 - 1996 Gen Z: 1997-2012 Gen Alpha: 2013- 2024 Gen Beta: 2025-2039 Oh man, Gen Beta is gonna have a rough go |
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NT, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:05:59 PM EDT
[#17]
Get a job, loser.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:06:44 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BullpupFan: He's probably fondling your wife's tits when you're not around!  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:07:22 PM EDT
[#19]
What a lazy little bastard, just like the rest of them!
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:07:22 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: He probably can't even read an analog clock or read cursive   
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:07:40 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Agilt: What a lazy little bastard, just like the rest of them!
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:08:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Papposilenus]
[#22]
This millennial would be nappin too except I got keep an eye on these millennial babies or theyll choke on avocado-toast-flavored baby chews. Poor idiots
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:10:05 PM EDT
[#23]
Congrats OP! Even if they're a worthless millennial.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:10:20 PM EDT
[#24]
Congrats.
Game on! |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:11:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: HandtoHandWombat]
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By King-Of-Town: Millennials: 1981 - 1996 Gen Z: 1997-2012 Gen Alpha: 2013- 2024 Gen Beta: 2025-2039 And congrats! Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By King-Of-Town: Originally Posted By BSmith79: Millennials are like 35-42ish duder. Millennials: 1981 - 1996 Gen Z: 1997-2012 Gen Alpha: 2013- 2024 Gen Beta: 2025-2039 And congrats! Millennials:1981 - 1996 Millennials: 1997 - 2012 Millennials: 2013 - 2024 Millennials: 2025 - 2039 Fixed it for you Eta:and congrats, OP. My condolences on your lack of sleep for the next few months as well
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:12:05 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Millennials:1981 - 1996 Millennials: 1997 - 2012 Millennials: 2013 - 2024 Millennials: 2025 - 2039 Fixed it for you |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:12:29 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Millennials:1981 - 1996 Millennials: 1997 - 2012 Millennials: 2013 - 2024 Millennials: 2025 - 2039 Fixed it for you Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Originally Posted By King-Of-Town: Originally Posted By BSmith79: Millennials are like 35-42ish duder. Millennials: 1981 - 1996 Gen Z: 1997-2012 Gen Alpha: 2013- 2024 Gen Beta: 2025-2039 And congrats! Millennials:1981 - 1996 Millennials: 1997 - 2012 Millennials: 2013 - 2024 Millennials: 2025 - 2039 Fixed it for you 
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:13:22 PM EDT
[#28]
troof! i’m still waiting for pic of baby w duals
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:13:45 PM EDT
[#29]
OP came up with an awesome way to ask: "How many autisms do you have?"
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:14:29 PM EDT
[#30]
That kid better ditch the blankie and get some bootstraps to pull.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:15:25 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By sparkyfender2: That kid better ditch the blankie and get some bootstraps to pull. Gonna have to work on his grip strength for firm handshakes, too |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:27:20 PM EDT
[#32]
Damn, y'all. That clearly WAS the joke.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:32:50 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Duke117]
[#33]
Lol.. wait till the college tuition bills start rolling in.
My ass clenches tight every time I get the invoices...kids be expensive, yo. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:42:52 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Duke117: Lol.. wait till the college tuition bills start rolling in. My ass clenches tight every time I get the invoices...kids be expensive, yo. College? By the time that kid's grown up there won't even be Colleges! Everybody will just be wearing brain hats that beam the education into their heads! 
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:46:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Joe731: College? By the time that kid's grown up there won't even be Colleges! Everybody will just be wearing brain hats that beam the education into their heads! https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjM0MTA2NmEtNDc5NC00ZTgyLTgxYTAtODg4YTNlZDg1ODNjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyOTc5MDI5NjE@._V1_.jpg Possible. Also probable that the financial extortionists at the University Accounting Office will find a way to bill me for the brain hats... |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:48:12 PM EDT
[Last Edit: eurotrash]
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BSmith79: Millennials are like 35-42ish duder. This is GD. There’s boomers, Gen X, and millennials. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:48:17 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JaredC1: That’s not a millennial unless that picture taken in 1996 Cute kid though. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:55:15 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By eurotrash: This is GD. There’s boomers, Gen D, and millennials. What are the minimum length/girth requirements to be considered a part of “Gen D”? |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:55:46 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By HandtoHandWombat: Millennials:1981 - 1996 Millennials: 1997 - 2012 Millennials: 2013 - 2024 Millennials: 2025 - 2039 Fixed it for you Eta:and congrats, OP. My condolences on your lack of sleep for the next few months as well Facts!! |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:58:38 PM EDT
[#40]
Make sure when he learns to start walking he does it uphill, both ways. And the first words he ever says should be "I'll take the job."
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Posted: 4/26/2024 6:59:23 PM EDT
[#41]
I’m 40
I’m a millennial. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:00:18 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ServusVeritatis: I’m 40 I’m a millennial. |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:03:09 PM EDT
[#43]
Many millennials in this thread didn’t understand it was a joke, that’s why old people make fun of you..
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:03:44 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JWinGa: Many millennials in this thread didn't understand it was a joke, that's why old people make fun of you.. we're just funning about. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:09:26 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Joe731: College? By the time that kid's grown up there won't even be Colleges! Everybody will just be wearing brain hats that beam the education into their heads! https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BYjM0MTA2NmEtNDc5NC00ZTgyLTgxYTAtODg4YTNlZDg1ODNjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyOTc5MDI5NjE@._V1_.jpg Yep, and the brain hats will all be programmed by Marxists, too. |
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USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:11:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: PDP_Main]
[#46]
It will be worse when he doesn't give you grandchildren because he is a Volcel watching porn and jerking off all night.
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:15:25 PM EDT
[#47]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By eagarminuteman: Millennials were born 1981-1996 lol 78-86 are xennials |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:27:01 PM EDT
[#48]
If those cheeks don't get tender kisses every hour or so I'm calling family services!
lol. 
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:37:37 PM EDT
[#49]
That’s Gen Alpha, you’re off by a couple of generations.
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 7:49:28 PM EDT
[#50]
regardless of generation --
take care of that young one. we need more of the good ones raised right. |
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