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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 11:45:48 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By SuperX925:


I don’t disagree, but his property his rules.

Coral snakes seem to be pretty timid from the ones I have come across.
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Originally Posted By SuperX925:
Originally Posted By Inquisitive_Spaniard:
Their fangs are tiny and have to really work on envenomating a human. Good job; you killed one of the most harmless venomous snakes.


I don’t disagree, but his property his rules.

Coral snakes seem to be pretty timid from the ones I have come across.

Wife and I were pulling kayaks out of the river and she said "Red and yellow... oh"

And he slithered away and we lived happily ever after.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 11:47:53 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:



"harmless venomous snake".


Nope, it doesn't make any sense whether I read it or type it.
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
Originally Posted By Inquisitive_Spaniard:
Their fangs are tiny and have to really work on envenomating a human. Good job; you killed one of the most harmless venomous snakes.



"harmless venomous snake".


Nope, it doesn't make any sense whether I read it or type it.

Because if you leave it alone or relocate it, there's absolutely zero reason to kill it.

The copperheads we have at our place are also extremely timid, and all too happy for me to get them away from the barking dogs.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 11:49:39 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:


@18B30

Are you joking?

Go read the threads about CCWing inside your home. Half of ARFcom proudly admits they are scared to poop in their own house without the front door deadbolt locked and a loaded pistol on their lap.
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LOL.  Such breadth of knowledge for a 41 day old account.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 11:52:13 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Codyboy:


We have rat snakes and hognosed for that . They get a pass.

Dogs found this one and alerted (they went apeshit barking)

I played with this one for a while then let him go over the fence to keep the dogs from killing it.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/257708/hog_nose_jpg-3198242.JPG

ETA for those that don't know, he's not dead but playing possum.
That's their defense.

Flip him upright and he won't allow it and just keeps rolling onto his back.

So don't get your panties in a bunch. I hear it's uncomfortable.
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Used to see these a lot, not sure where they all went off to. They're too ridiculous not to like.

Never happened upon a coral yet.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 11:52:21 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Crazyascanbe:
People that kill snakes are the ones that adopt pit bulls
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Fair. Best dog I ever had, and I kill every snake I see.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:05:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Chida66:
I have had an aggressive coral snake around my shop.  I know they are normally shy but this one was not.
He was dispatched.  We have a policy on our ranch.
All venomous snakes making a living near the house, shop, or tractor shed are killed.  My parents are in their late years, can’t see the best and move slow.  So that is for their safety.  All other snakes on the remaining fields get photo taken of them.  That’s it.

It’s also false that coral snakes have difficulty getting venom in their prey or “have to bite you between the fingers”. They can poison you on first bite anywhere on your body.  The chewing action when they strike is managing their prey, not an attempt to eventually inject venom.

We do have an abundance of Blue Indigos.  As per our policy, free pass anywhere.
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i got to take my grandmother to the emergency room for a rattlesnake bite

she was pulling those little dead stick things out of her daylillies and one was in them, got her on the ankle

nothing came of it, they think it was a "dry bite" but we all joked that the rattlesnake crawled off and died.  that old woman was mean. she lived to be 100, this happened when she was mid to late 80s.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:07:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Codyboy:


There color goes all the way around. Belly skin is the same.
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Not really, the belly is usually faded (as this one is) and not as crisp and pronounced a pattern as the rest.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:19:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By urbanredneck:
WTF man. Why do people kill snakes. I get invasive snakes but why a coral...? Catch it, relocate, move on...
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Ignorance.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:37:58 PM EDT
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Good kill!
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:40:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By AA717driver:


When a woman is involved, you either kill the snake or live with a paranoid and hysterical woman.

Sorry, snake.
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Originally Posted By Inquisitive_Spaniard:
Their fangs are tiny and have to really work on envenomating a human. Good job; you killed one of the most harmless venomous snakes.


When a woman is involved, you either kill the snake or live with a paranoid and hysterical woman.

Sorry, snake.


We had a very large hawk stalking my back yard for a while. We had a ton of oaks and a lot of squirrels. She asked me if I’d shoot it one day for her to protect the Westies.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:40:54 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DVCER:
We have a new crop of baby bulls out back, they obvi get a pass and still scare the crap out of me when I nearly step on one.

This one the other night was hanging out on the still warm concrete patio.  They definitely keep the rodents down, and in a scary nature moment I watched an adult bull kill and eat 3 baby rabbits.  

The little rattlers we have would not get a pass in my yard, but we never get them in the yard.

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Not a bull snake, but a harmless rodent eater none the less.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 12:58:43 PM EDT
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Beautiful snake.   I don't kill snakes unless venomous AND in my yard.   I would have killed him.  We had a scarlet king snake make his way into our guest bathroom a few years ago.   I turned him loose at the back property line.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:00:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JoinDatePostCount:


Because the majority of “men” on here are giant pussies
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This is 100% true. For lots of reasons other than snakes also.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:37:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:



LOL.  Such breadth of knowledge for a 41 day old account.
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I know!  Fucking guy didnt even mention a poop knife!
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:49:22 PM EDT
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Unless you have small kids or dogs I'd leave those alone or/and relocate. Even rattlers I'd prefer to relocate, but I prefer snakes over mice and rats any day.  

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:05:53 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:07:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Amped:


Do the jingle!

Red on yellow, kill a fellow, red on black, friend of Jack.
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Originally Posted By MattyMattel:
Coral snake?


Do the jingle!

Red on yellow, kill a fellow, red on black, friend of Jack.

Red to yellow kill a fellow, red on black still stay the fuck back....

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:13:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrozenWinter:


Agreed, with the exception of hognose snakes.
not at all aggressive, but they are venomous.
small mouth and rear fanged, so you'd have to stick your finger in their mouth and let em chew you for a bit to get envenomated.

and even if you did that, their venom is about on par with a bee sting.

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Those snakes are hilarious
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:14:31 PM EDT
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Kinda along the same line.

At my FiL's funeral last week, I got the chance to talk to his sister-in-law's husband. Got to talking about bikes. He recounted a story where they were on a ride and a Hawk swooped down and grabbed something near the road. Next thing he knows, a Copperhead came down on his faring and starts to wrap itself around the handle bars.

He got on the clutch (head was on the throttle/brake side) while reaching back to keep his wife from jumping off while moving his right leg to the side to avoid the strikes of the now very pissed off Copperhead. The snake falls off the bars and into the street about 30 seconds later, without making contact with him. He said it felt like a damn hour.

Kept the bike up and stable. Pretty stinking impressive, if you ask me.

Also a good reason the exterminate any flying Copperheads you see.

He thinks the Hawk was intending to drop the snake on the roadway, to stun or kill it, and missed the road.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:16:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:22:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Crazyascanbe:
People that kill snakes are the ones that adopt pit bulls
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Lol
nah
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:26:26 PM EDT
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And, I had to "deal" with this deadly bastard last year.



Also this one, ready to strike.



Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:30:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SAE:
Killt it.
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No, they try to flee from humans and wont bite unless handled.
That one was a nice size.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:32:32 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints:


Herp people and those who worship/'bate  to snakes are the real weirdos.

"This cold blooded thing with a brain the size of a pea loves me!"

"Don't kill venomous snakes in your yard you small dicked pussy!"

Yeah, nothing wrong with snake people at all. . .


Venomous or aggressive = dead on sight.
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Originally Posted By explodingvarmints:
Originally Posted By Crazyascanbe:
People that kill snakes are the ones that adopt pit bulls


Herp people and those who worship/'bate  to snakes are the real weirdos.

"This cold blooded thing with a brain the size of a pea loves me!"

"Don't kill venomous snakes in your yard you small dicked pussy!"

Yeah, nothing wrong with snake people at all. . .


Venomous or aggressive = dead on sight.


I've got a couple of reptiles living in the house, anything venomous outside that could ding one of the dogs, nope, dead.  Lizards get 100% protection though.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:34:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:



"harmless venomous snake".


Nope, it doesn't make any sense whether I read it or type it.
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They're all harmless if you're 6+ feet away from it... this little guy would've been just fine on the end of a shovel and flipped out into the woods.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:41:25 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:43:17 PM EDT
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How is relocating a venomous snake any different than moving an IED or other harmful device, you're just making it someone elses problem not truly making it safe.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 2:57:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreyGhost:
What has this country come to when a man gets castigated over killing a snake.
What a bunch of little girlie boys.
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That's right, here in 'merica we hate wildlife and are scared of little snakes.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:13:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheLookingGlass:
It was probably just cold, and wanted you to bring it inside to warm up.
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Northern Soul classic that.

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:14:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:



"harmless venomous snake".


Nope, it doesn't make any sense whether I read it or type it.
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Originally Posted By cavedog:
Originally Posted By Inquisitive_Spaniard:
Their fangs are tiny and have to really work on envenomating a human. Good job; you killed one of the most harmless venomous snakes.



"harmless venomous snake".


Nope, it doesn't make any sense whether I read it or type it.



Pretty much this.   Fuckin cocksuckers and their shit whole whore opinions.

Top five worst human traits.


Eta:.  Opinions !   Not the other thing.


Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:17:55 PM EDT
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Well done

The only good snake . . . .

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:19:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 18B30:



This.....It kills things you want dead.  Good Christ, since when has ARFcom become so afraid of the harmless coral snake!  If you want your man card stamped, may I suggest the African Cobra at 11pm for a real challenge!
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Originally Posted By 18B30:
Originally Posted By Inquisitive_Spaniard:
Their fangs are tiny and have to really work on envenomating a human. Good job; you killed one of the most harmless venomous snakes.



This.....It kills things you want dead.  Good Christ, since when has ARFcom become so afraid of the harmless coral snake!  If you want your man card stamped, may I suggest the African Cobra at 11pm for a real challenge!


Being a venomous snake on my property is a death sentence. Like it should for any good dad with young kids. No concern for how anyone feels about it.

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:21:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Amped:


Do the jingle!

Red on yellow, kill a fellow, red on black, friend of Jack.
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Dead either way with my memory of jingles. Good chop OP.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:24:56 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:



LOL.  Such breadth of knowledge for a 41 day old account.
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:


@18B30

Are you joking?

Go read the threads about CCWing inside your home. Half of ARFcom proudly admits they are scared to poop in their own house without the front door deadbolt locked and a loaded pistol on their lap.



LOL.  Such breadth of knowledge for a 41 day old account.
And those 41 days have given more wisdom than you've gotten in over a decade. Go read the Micheal Long Dong PHEAR PHEAR food thread......
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:25:59 PM EDT
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I use this one, no arms and legs means kill it.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:26:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By bowhuntr09:
How is relocating a venomous snake any different than moving an IED or other harmful device, you're just making it someone elses problem not truly making it safe.
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They're not a problem. Golden Retrievers kill more people than coral snakes.

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:27:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By cavedog:



LOL.  Such breadth of knowledge for a 41 day old account.
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As sad as it is, he is 100% correct.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:31:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By 3BP:



So you can post it on here and be a hero for a day!!!!!

I too don't understand killing just to kill. I love to hunt, but will only kills things I am willing to eat.
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Originally Posted By 3BP:
Originally Posted By urbanredneck:
WTF man. Why do people kill snakes. I get invasive snakes but why a coral...? Catch it, relocate, move on...



So you can post it on here and be a hero for a day!!!!!

I too don't understand killing just to kill. I love to hunt, but will only kills things I am willing to eat.

Go have yerself a rat sammich with a nice roach relish.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:34:24 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Codyboy:
There I was minding my own business reading arfcom and had the ham radio on out at the shop.

I hear blood curdling screams and my name being called out, beckoning me to come quickly. Probably all the neighbors as did I thought someone was being murdered or something terrible.

I start running toward the house expecting the worst. As I'm running trying not to spill my beer, I yell out " what is it, what is wrong"?

Finally I hear "snake".

I slowed my trot and hollered out " Well get away from it" I still couldn't see anything yet.

She said it was in the driveway and crawled under those rocks there.

I told her it was probably dead from a heart attack with all that screaming. lol

I found it. immediately recognized the red and yellow , then chopped off it's head. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/257708/nope_rope_jpg-3198213.JPG

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Good way to get bit and that isn't a snake you want to get bit by.  Unless you REALLY like misery and spending a shit ton of money to have someone fix your stupidity, killing a snake isn't exactly a good idea.  Most bites occur when some idiot attacks the snake.  Leave it alone and it will leave you alone.  it's not a matter of if you'll get bit, but when pulling stupid shit like that.  Coral snake venom isn't like crotalus venom.  It's in a whole different class of suck.  Coral snakes are laid back and won't bite unless you're food or if they feel they have no other choice.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:35:06 PM EDT
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Sounds like something a five year old would do...
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Good point. Or the dog.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:36:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GimpyPaw:
Snakes are a weird topic here.  A member posts a video or story about shooting a few squirrels, “Cool story bro!”  You even mention that one of the neighbors has a dog that might be a pitbull mix and it’s “I see that dog off leash I’m mag dumping and reloading!”

But some dude kills a snake in his own yard and it’s like he just offended God for killing one of his most pure creatures.
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Because if squirrels go extinct, the effect on nature is significantly less than if snakes do.  If snakes disappeared tomorrow, we'd soon follow into extinction.  Without snakes, the spread of rodent borne diseases would be unstoppable.
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Because if squirrels go extinct, the effect on nature is significantly less than if snakes do.  If snakes disappeared tomorrow, we'd soon follow into extinction.  Without snakes, the spread of rodent borne diseases would be unstoppable.
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Let's pretend cats and birds aren't real.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:50:03 PM EDT
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Red against yellow kills a fellow

I almost stepped on one once when I had no health insurance.
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Originally Posted By Inquisitive_Spaniard:
Their fangs are tiny and have to really work on envenomating a human. Good job; you killed one of the most harmless venomous snakes.
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Not only that, they really don't like biting or using their venom.  You have to really work to convince them to bite you, and they usually give dry bites several times before you get the juice.  Killing coral snakes is just a waste.
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:


@18B30

Are you joking?

Go read the threads about CCWing inside your home. Half of ARFcom proudly admits they are scared to poop in their own house without the front door deadbolt locked and a loaded pistol on their lap.
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Originally Posted By H1Mech:
Originally Posted By 18B30:



This.....It kills things you want dead.  Good Christ, since when has ARFcom become so afraid of the harmless coral snake!  If you want your man card stamped, may I suggest the African Cobra at 11pm for a real challenge!


@18B30

Are you joking?

Go read the threads about CCWing inside your home. Half of ARFcom proudly admits they are scared to poop in their own house without the front door deadbolt locked and a loaded pistol on their lap.


Where's the thread of the guy who shot the tiny garter snake with his ar15 in his livingroom.
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Originally Posted By konger:

Just the opposite in my experience. The ones on here who bitch “poor snake wasn’t hurting anyone, good job big man” are the types with pit bulls and several poisonous snakes in an aquarium in their living room.

I grew up on a farm in a heavy farming community and I don’t know a single person that gets upset about killing snakes.
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We're actually agreeing with one another, I just worded my response wrong.

Yep. I grew up on a ranch and snakes were dealt with with extreme prejudice.
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Originally Posted By kpel308:


Look, man! (©Corrupt and Decrepit Asshole, LLC)

I have been closer to deadlier, but it would have been worth it to stop the screaming.

Signed,

Former Cambodian Forest Ranger

AKA: Guy within 1km of a King Cobra capture, with several kids and women living in his house in the last year.

Malayan ("1 stepper") Pit Viper on my doorstep in Cambodia, where they had "not ever been sighted before":
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The only thing cuter than stories of "one step snakes" and "two step snakes" are stories of water moccasins chasing people.

Hell, with good first aid and good doctors even a taipan bite is survivable.
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Originally Posted By bowhuntr09:
How is relocating a venomous snake any different than moving an IED or other harmful device, you're just making it someone elses problem not truly making it safe.
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It's like arguing an anti-tank mine should just be left in your yard because its made to kill tanks and only kills people who mess with it.

Venomous snakes are are pointless risk in your yard.  I've heard so much crazy bleeding heart insanity about coral snakes, but see 2-3 a year in the neighborhood, more than any other snake species, almost all 30+ inches long.  Keep the numbers down, you can't kill them all.
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Originally Posted By DVCER:
We have a new crop of baby bulls out back, they obvi get a pass and still scare the crap out of me when I nearly step on one.

This one the other night was hanging out on the still warm concrete patio.  They definitely keep the rodents down, and in a scary nature moment I watched an adult bull kill and eat 3 baby rabbits.  

The little rattlers we have would not get a pass in my yard, but we never get them in the yard.

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Glossy snake.
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