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TxM35A2 Member Joined Apr 2020 Posts 4494 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:03:29 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By Surf: Ok, Surf is out. View Quote Goodnight
	Every problem can be solved with properly applied artillery. Norcal call sign "Bump"

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73448 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:03:33 PM EDT [#2]
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43176 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:03:56 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By Pokernut: Well I hope he got proper fucked. View Quote 10 days for his 5th. That'll learn him.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53020 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:04:06 PM EDT [#4] Chase
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73449 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:04:18 PM EDT [#5] Quote History Originally Posted By TxM35A2: Goodnight View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By TxM35A2: Originally Posted By Surf: Ok, Surf is out. Goodnight Attached File
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184859 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:04:34 PM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/437976916_10227910395560090_328184195630-3192790.JPG View Quote Right click, save.
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M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73450 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:04:42 PM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By BillyDBerger: 10 days for his 5th. That'll learn him. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By BillyDBerger: Originally Posted By Pokernut: Well I hope he got proper fucked. 10 days for his 5th. That'll learn him.
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

mah827 Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 5477 EE 100% (23) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:04:43 PM EDT [#8] Quote History Originally Posted By Manchu65: Will you get sick if you drink piss? View Quote What if it’s your own piss?
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M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73451 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:05:06 PM EDT [#9]
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

TxM35A2 Member Joined Apr 2020 Posts 4495 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:05:16 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By M4ger: View Quote
	Every problem can be solved with properly applied artillery. Norcal call sign "Bump"

ShortyAK Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 1987 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:05:34 PM EDT [#11] Better late than never. Attached File

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2932 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:05:38 PM EDT [#12] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438196840_10225222620287681_284317278592-3192797.JPG View Quote Attached File

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11855 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:05:47 PM EDT [#13] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11856 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:06:15 PM EDT [#14] Shave her and send her to me
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53021 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:06:41 PM EDT [#15] She looks good tonight
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

MitchbSC

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:06:50 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

Know anything about Old Fitzgerald?

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

Originally Posted By MitchbSC:
Heaven Hill. Plywood aged.

Know anything about Old Fitzgerald?

Probably alright. I haven't had Old Fitz in ages.

Heaven Hill stuff is generally OK. The plywood aged thing was a shifprstf.

eta bottled in bond stuff by most brands is passable.

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firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11857 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:06:51 PM EDT [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By ShortyAK: Better late than never. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/651/IMG_3375_jpeg-3192802.JPG View Quote I Posted that last week..
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

Pokernut

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:06:56 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

10 days for his 5th. That'll learn him.

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Holy shit. My first room mate killed himself because he was looking at ten years for his fourth when he got popped for his 5th. He came home cleaned his .22 and watched a world series baseball game and swallowed it sometime after midnight. The cops were cool 15 minute interview and didn't even take my weed just put it and my bong in the middle of my room.

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53022 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:07:21 PM EDT [#19] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/438217418_10223933784267465_788617952212-3192804.JPG View Quote
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11858 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:07:31 PM EDT [#20] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43177 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:07:47 PM EDT [#21] Is this midnight in the garden of good and evil? She gonna take his t?
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11859 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:04 PM EDT [#22] after next break Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2933 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:07 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By mah827: What if it’s your own piss? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By mah827: Originally Posted By Manchu65: Will you get sick if you drink piss? What if it’s your own piss? Bear Grylls has entered the chat

TLF Am I saying meow? Joined Jul 2006 Posts 58389 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:17 PM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/439747941_3606494029613916_6849622319171-3192812.JPG View Quote One idiot didn't win that challenge today.
	“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." - Lt.Col. Jeff Cooper It's not rocket science, but it's close! Cheesecake OG. Cold War 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Foreign War 1.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43178 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:18 PM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By MitchbSC: Probably alright. I haven't had Old Fitz in ages. Heaven Hill stuff is generally OK. The plywood aged thing was a shifprstf. eta bottled in bond stuff by most brands is passable. View Quote OF makes Larceny.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

firemedic5586 Space Shuttle Belly Gunner Joined Feb 2008 Posts 11860 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:21 PM EDT [#26] Attached File
	There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

Hobs98 Member Joined Jan 2014 Posts 12485 EE 100% (1) MS, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:29 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By Pokernut: I have 2 superpowers natural directions. Unfortunately it is offset by my other superpower what ever checkout line I get in is the slowest one in the store. View Quote You too. I cant get lost, I've actually had people test me. If I order at a restraunt they are out of it or it'll take 30 minutes

BillyDBerger

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:45 PM EDT

[#28]

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Originally Posted By Pokernut:
Holy shit. My first room mate killed himself because he was looking at ten years for his fourth when he got popped for his 5th. He came home cleaned his .22 and watched a world series baseball game and swallowed it sometime after midnight. The cops were cool 15 minute interview and didn't even take my weed just put it and my bong in the middle of my room.

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Dude was on felony probation and should have got 10 years.

Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2934 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:08:50 PM EDT [Last Edit: HandtoHandWombat] [#29] Serious question. Is this perp in Toledo a chick or a dude? Eta: allegedly it's a chick. I'm not confident I'm convinced

ShortyAK Member Joined Jan 2001 Posts 1988 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:09:00 PM EDT [#30] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: I Posted that last week.. View Quote That's probably where I stole it from.

MitchbSC

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:09:38 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

OF makes Larceny.

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Originally Posted By BillyDBerger:

Originally Posted By MitchbSC:

Probably alright. I haven't had Old Fitz in ages.

Heaven Hill stuff is generally OK. The plywood aged thing was a shifprstf.

eta bottled in bond stuff by most brands is passable.

OF makes Larceny.

https://heavenhilldistillery.com/our-brands.php

And HH makes Larceny, not the Toledo kind.

"If you have authentic memories, you have real human responses." - Dr. Ana Stelline, Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

"What I thought was gonna be the death of me was my saving grace." - Luke Combs, "When It Rains It Pours"

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53023 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:09:54 PM EDT [#32] Chase
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

M4ger •©°®• Joined Jun 2014 Posts 73452 EE 100% (200) USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:11 PM EDT [#33] you can't park here
	Let's get after it. For the glory of the empire, so say we all.

stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53024 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:12 PM EDT [#34] Altima.....
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

gpoman Member Joined Jan 2021 Posts 9908 EE 100% (1) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:25 PM EDT [#35] Fucker almost hit himself with his car

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43180 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:40 PM EDT [#36] How do you know if you have the right Altima?
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

TLF Am I saying meow? Joined Jul 2006 Posts 58390 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:45 PM EDT [#37] Pantscon!
	“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." - Lt.Col. Jeff Cooper It's not rocket science, but it's close! Cheesecake OG. Cold War 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Foreign War 1.

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184860 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:46 PM EDT [#38] Criss Rock going to lecture this guy hard before letting him go!
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stoner01 Can you Diggs it Joined Nov 2011 Posts 53025 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:52 PM EDT [#39] Needs more k9
	RS Callsign Mayhem Midget "I'll come for the killing and stay for the cheesecake" SSgt Jason A Decker. 11/6/09

Tweek =O\|\|\|\|\|\|\|O= Joined Dec 2005 Posts 13370 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:53 PM EDT [#40] Hey Bravo Mike, your drawers is fallin off.

BillyDBerger A Man's Home Trailer is his White Castle! Joined Oct 2006 Posts 43181 EE 100% (159) FL, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:53 PM EDT [#41] I was hoping he ran himself over.
	Sweet baby Jesus on fire. Gonna need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull my ass outta this.

TLF Am I saying meow? Joined Jul 2006 Posts 58391 EE 100% (2) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:10:59 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By gpoman: Fucker almost hit himself with his car View Quote I was rooting for the car.
	“An unarmed man can only flee from evil, and evil is not overcome by fleeing from it." - Lt.Col. Jeff Cooper It's not rocket science, but it's close! Cheesecake OG. Cold War 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Foreign War 1.

Pokernut Joined Nov 2009 Posts 17923 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:01 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By Hobs98: You too. I cant get lost, I've actually had people test me. If I order at a restraunt they are out of it or it'll take 30 minutes View Quote Thats my wifes super power it drives her nuts.

HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2935 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:03 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By gpoman: Fucker almost hit himself with his car View Quote I was really hoping it'd happen when I saw the car rolling

firemedic5586

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Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:06 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By TLF:

One idiot didn't win that challenge today.

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Originally Posted By firemedic5586:
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One idiot didn't win that challenge today.

Yup,,

another suffering from TDS

There comes a time when you look into the mirror and realize that what you see is all that you will ever be. Then you accept it, kill yourself, or you stop looking into mirrors.

mah827 Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 5478 EE 100% (23) TX, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:11 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By firemedic5586: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/148425/439747941_3606494029613916_6849622319171-3192812.JPG View Quote Didn’t someone else light themselves on fire again recently?
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Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184861 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:15 PM EDT [#47] You can't park that there!
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HandtoHandWombat Member Joined Jun 2017 Posts 2936 EE 0% (0) KY, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:28 PM EDT [#48] Quote History Originally Posted By BillyDBerger: How do you know if you have the right Altima? View Quote Ehh, pull over an Altima. Any Altima. They've all got warrants

Tweek =O\|\|\|\|\|\|\|O= Joined Dec 2005 Posts 13371 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:37 PM EDT [#49] Chris Rock gonna get ticks on his begonias.

Paul Self aware sack of staff star stuff (retired) Joined Nov 2000 Posts 184862 EE 100% (4) MI, USA	Posted: 4/19/2024 10:11:42 PM EDT [#50] The punk's pants slowing him down.
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