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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:06:05 PM EDT
Interesting.
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:07:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:08:22 PM EDT
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That's some 1st year drafting student humor ... I approve.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:10:50 PM EDT
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I took this picture years ago because it cracked me up. I don’t know who the guy is, but damn
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:12:24 PM EDT
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"Have Bill call me"
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:12:37 PM EDT
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No matter how hard you shake your peg, three drops always run down your leg.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:13:47 PM EDT
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Here I sat lonely hearted
Tried to poop, but only farted |
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VA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:15:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Ibn_Huq]
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A Plan by the Hand of the Eternal Architect Shithouse draftsman must be a prophet |
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VA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:16:43 PM EDT
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Those who write on shithouse walls,
roll their shit into little balls. Those who read those words of wit, eat those little balls of shit. |
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:16:46 PM EDT
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"I had yer mum!"
Under that in different color ink... "Go home dad, you're drunk!" |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:17:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By -Kyuss-: "Have Bill call me" arfcommers had a good shit there. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:18:18 PM EDT
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 Bob & Tom - Graffiti Wisdom |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:20:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: This_Is_Necessary]
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-Here I sit, all broken hearted.
I tried to shit but only farted. -I write my words of wit upon these walls, while I roll my shit into little balls. Who ever reads these words of wit, eats my little balls of shit. ETA- damnit. Beat me too it. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:20:31 PM EDT
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I was once in a stall in a police locker room, that was covered in writing.
There was stuff in there that was clearly both personal and accurate. From dick size, to whose wife was a cheating whore, to guys’ wive’s cell phone numbers and social media pages, etc. It was pretty fucking impressive, and not in a good way. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:23:12 PM EDT
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This toilet paper's like John Wayne.
Its rough and tough, and don't take shit off nobody. |
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CA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:26:09 PM EDT
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Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria.
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VA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:27:13 PM EDT
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Many years of working outside and using porta potty’s, the one that I always remember is:
“Feet on the floor, ass on the seat, or go back to Mexico and shit in the heat” |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:27:54 PM EDT
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I make a dime, boss gets a buck.
That's why I suck dick in the company truck. I never did find out who to give the ninety- five cents worth of sympathy to. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:29:39 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:29:41 PM EDT
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I see some hilarious shit in the girl's bathrooms at work. Some of it is "you're beautiful" "you got this girl" "don't let him get you down". Then others is "y'all a bunch of hoes". Then there's the "I miss my man" with the response of "you should get with his new girl." And apparently a lot of them have a thing for one of the younger male science teachers "Mr.M is fiiiiiiiine!" Then one girl wasn't very happy about the "Palestinian genocide" and "fuck Israel" all written in red.
The boys draw gang signs and penises. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:43:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kingdead: Here I sat lonely hearted Tried to poop, but only farted Then one day, Just by chance, I let out a fart And shit my pants |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 7:46:08 PM EDT
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Here I sit
cheeks a'flexin' Givin' birth To another Texan Wait, what?!?! 
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:25:09 PM EDT
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At the original Vincents Pizza in Forest Hills, written on a rubber machine:
Insert .50 cents Recaps, .25 cents This was a long time ago, remember when they were called rubbers and were sold in men's rooms. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:25:50 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:26:29 PM EDT
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867-5309
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:30:20 PM EDT
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JFK: Now this top line translates into, "Pharoah gobbles donkey goobers," and the bottom line, "Cleopatra does the nasty."
Elvis: Say what? |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:35:34 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Dynamo]
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"What are you looking at? The joke is in your hand!"
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:41:22 PM EDT
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Piss here
Piss clear Shake your spear Shakespeare |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:44:44 PM EDT
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I can't share the funniest one I ever saw, because I'll get another time out.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:45:14 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:51:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 8:56:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:01:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By skink: Here I sit cheeks a'flexin' Givin' birth To another Texan Wait, what?!?! You may or may not have spelled messican wrong... ...don't profile & stalk me bro |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:02:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TheAlmightyYak: lol... |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:04:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By -daddy: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/ray-charles-i-cant-see-shit-283.jpg Then stop wiping. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:07:51 PM EDT
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Don't throw toothpicks in urinals
the crabs are known to pole vault |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:08:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: j3_]
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Funniest thing I have seen many times over the years was totals of the math on the walls where someone was trying to figure out their pay with the overtime. Math was so off I figured they were carpenters.
Did see one once where someone wrote Fear Factor Extreme prize at the bottom of the blue gravy with an arrow to the bowl below it. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:08:48 PM EDT
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Watch the seat the crabs can jump 10 feet.
Roses are red violets are blue i'm not a poet microwave! |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:10:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By skink: Here I sit cheeks a'flexin' Givin' birth To another Texan Wait, what?!?! |
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USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:10:57 PM EDT
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First I remember was summer camp in the cabin stall "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:11:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kingdead: Here I sat lonely hearted Tried to poop, but only farted Tried to fart and shit my pants. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:13:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By OTHP: Watch the seat the crabs can jump 10 feet. Roses are red violets are blue i'm not a poet microwave! I saw the crab joke many times but it always said Does no good to stand over the seat. These here crabs can jump ten feet. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:18:22 PM EDT
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They paint these walls to silence my pen but the shithouse poet strikes again
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:18:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:26:16 PM EDT
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Do you ever feel like a scalar in a vector world?
Having magnitude but no direction? In the physics building at Ohio State back in the late 80’s. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:27:36 PM EDT
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The words of the prophets are written on the shitter walls.
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:33:08 PM EDT
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I have a dick like steel...
Signed, Clark Kent |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:34:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 3BP: I was once in a stall in a police locker room, that was covered in writing. There was stuff in there that was clearly both personal and accurate. From dick size, to whose wife was a cheating whore, to guys' wive's cell phone numbers and social media pages, etc. It was pretty fucking impressive, and not in a good way. |
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:35:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CastleBravo91: I see some hilarious shit in the girl's bathrooms at work. Some of it is "you're beautiful" "you got this girl" "don't let him get you down". Then others is "y'all a bunch of hoes". Then there's the "I miss my man" with the response of "you should get with his new girl." And apparently a lot of them have a thing for one of the younger male science teachers "Mr.M is fiiiiiiiine!" Then one girl wasn't very happy about the "Palestinian genocide" and "fuck Israel" all written in red. The boys draw gang signs and penises. 
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USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:38:49 PM EDT
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😂 Took me a second.
Doesn't allow embedding, but should show up with direct link: http://www.kickvick.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/creative-bathroom-stall-messages-10.jpg |
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CO, USA
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Posted: 4/29/2024 9:40:38 PM EDT
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