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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22303 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:42:29 PM EDT [#1] Quote History Originally Posted By Mojo_Jojo: 867-5309 View Quote My understanding is that was the lead singer's ex-girlfriend's actual number. And they got sued because of it.
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Tao Joined Feb 2006 Posts 4567 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:43:14 PM EDT [#2] Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim nor financial reward, it is the purest form of art.

zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 18079 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:48:36 PM EDT [#3] Quote History Originally Posted By skink: Here I sit cheeks a'flexin' Givin' birth To another Texan Wait, what?!?! View Quote Yep, seent that one at least 50 times. Do like paw, not like sis, lift the lid before you piss.
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zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 18080 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:49:58 PM EDT [#4] Quote History Originally Posted By DPeacher: I can't share the funniest one I ever saw, because I'll get another time out. View Quote Seent several of those as well.
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callmestick Member Joined Sep 2009 Posts 14038 EE 0% (0) UT, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:50:27 PM EDT [#5] I don't know if we are allowed to talk about the legend of bathroom hijinks. That was one hell of a thread.
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flcracker Member Joined May 2005 Posts 2541 EE 100% (5) FL, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:53:49 PM EDT [#6] [written on condom machine] This gum tastes like rubber.

Juicespeare1 Joined May 2007 Posts 715 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:54:46 PM EDT [#7] If you voted for Biden Don't try to shit ... Because your asshole is in Washington.

wormgod sitting here naked, reading your post Joined Mar 2007 Posts 16015 EE 100% (4) CO, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:56:33 PM EDT [Last Edit: wormgod] [#8] On the toilet paper dispenser: Barack Obama campaign photos Wipe to develop
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xd341 Tard Whisperer Joined Aug 2012 Posts 27435 EE 0% (0) NY, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 9:58:38 PM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By tifosi: That's some 1st year drafting student humor ... I approve. https://i.postimg.cc/MH3DdkX1/creative-bathroom-stall-messages-10.jpg View Quote What is this first angle projection shit?

anachronism Joined Aug 2004 Posts 4212 EE 100% (3)	Posted: 4/29/2024 10:16:08 PM EDT [#10] If you sprinkle when you tinkle, Be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. Just like fucking Romper Room.

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Klugman Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 5647 EE 100% (3) OH, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 10:27:37 PM EDT [#12] Some come here to sit and think Some come here to shit and stink But I come here to scratch my balls And read the bullshit on the walls
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batjka104 Joined Jul 2008 Posts 7029 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 10:39:17 PM EDT [#13] Here I sit, cold and dirty, Waiting for the ol' 3:30 Below that: Don't sit here Cold and tired Go home You are fired

billygoat69 Joined Aug 2021 Posts 475 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 10:45:34 PM EDT [#14] Wagner loves the cock. I don't know who Wagner is but between 29 Palms, Iraq, and Afghanistan his love for cock is assured.

watgar Joined Oct 2015 Posts 3305 EE 100% (335) CA, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 10:50:25 PM EDT [#15] Quote History Originally Posted By -daddy: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/ray-charles-i-cant-see-shit-283.jpg View Quote Fpni

Torqued Constitutional Insurgent Joined Jul 2006 Posts 20934 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 11:20:49 PM EDT [#16] Quote History Originally Posted By flcracker: [written on condom machine] This gum tastes like rubber. View Quote Also seen on a condom machine: For refund, insert baby in slot.
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hollywood387 Joined Dec 2007 Posts 4274 EE 100% (61) CO, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 11:44:06 PM EDT [#17] "Here I sit all tired and dirty. Just trying to hide until 330" "You sit on down all dirty and tired. Cuz come 330 your ass is fired" H

dino1 Member Joined May 2001 Posts 7843 EE 100% (44) TX, USA	Posted: 4/29/2024 11:57:24 PM EDT [#18] You aren’t rockin’ unless you are rockin’ to Dokken

HemiPowrd Joined Dec 2012 Posts 1089 EE 100% (5) CO, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 12:08:00 AM EDT [#19] When I was young and in my prime I used to jack off all the time Now that I am old and gray I choke the chicken every day

intheundertow I will ease the machine's pain. Joined Mar 2008 Posts 563 EE 100% (1) TX, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 12:20:08 AM EDT [Last Edit: intheundertow] [#20] Bottom of the stall door in letters so small I had to lean forward to read them... YOU ARE NOW SHITTING AT 45°
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KILLERB6 Member Joined Jan 2002 Posts 68663 EE 100% (6) USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 12:22:25 AM EDT [#21] I always chuckle at “Can’t we all just get along” to which someone added “little doggies”. Bar bathroom in Austin, TX.
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Ruark Joined Jul 2014 Posts 974 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 12:31:43 AM EDT [#22] Urinalysis is faulty.

CastleBravo91

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Posted: 4/30/2024 12:39:45 AM EDT

[#23]

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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:
did you just assume their genders?

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Originally Posted By JLPettimoreIII:

Originally Posted By CastleBravo91:
I see some hilarious shit in the girl's bathrooms at work. Some of it is "you're beautiful" "you got this girl" "don't let him get you down". Then others is "y'all a bunch of hoes". Then there's the "I miss my man" with the response of "you should get with his new girl." And apparently a lot of them have a thing for one of the younger male science teachers "Mr.M is fiiiiiiiine!" Then one girl wasn't very happy about the "Palestinian genocide" and "fuck Israel" all written in red.

The boys draw gang signs and penises.

did you just assume their genders?

I don't assume, I know! Unlike them.

For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.

CastleBravo91 Canned Sunshine Joined May 2019 Posts 23213 EE 0% (0) IL, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 12:40:19 AM EDT [#24] Quote History Originally Posted By R2point0: My understanding is that was the lead singer's ex-girlfriend's actual number. And they got sued because of it. View Quote My number is dangerously close to that.
	For your pleasure or your pain, society is a game.

AZ_M1 Member Joined Jul 2014 Posts 5378 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:10:23 AM EDT [#25] Quote History Originally Posted By wormgod: On the toilet paper dispenser: Barack Obama campaign photos Wipe to develop View Quote LOL.

SnowMule Joined Jun 2020 Posts 2325 EE 0% (0) CO, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:48:19 AM EDT [#26] Other ones I have from construction sites would get me b&

K5FAL Joined Feb 2011 Posts 4052 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:53:10 AM EDT [#27] “Margret M***** has a deep ass”

HangfiresGhost Joined Apr 2020 Posts 13068 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:54:12 AM EDT [#28] Gone to work. Be back in 15 minutes.

Milehi22 Joined May 2023 Posts 292 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 2:28:51 AM EDT [#29] In a blue shitter on a job site in the late 80's framing houses in Socal. You are in a Mexican spaceship.

4q2 Member Joined Nov 2013 Posts 6507 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 2:46:26 AM EDT [#30] Playing hide and seek for a grand a week .
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7mmStalker Joined Apr 2017 Posts 325 EE 100% (1) AK, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 3:17:24 AM EDT [#31] I have made the biggest nastiest turd of all It did not bend it would not curl That turd filled the bowl and stood real tall I pinched it off and made my move That turd bent over and scraped my left ball

turbosc20 Joined Nov 2005 Posts 9949 EE 0% (0) MD, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 3:26:29 AM EDT [#32]

jmt1991 Joined Jan 2009 Posts 11369 EE 0% (0) MD, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 7:15:57 AM EDT [#33] "Jesus saves. Moses invests" . There once was a girl named Alice. Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and part of her anus in Dallas.

MNJack762 Joined Jul 2008 Posts 1504 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 7:22:04 AM EDT [#34] Don't argue with your wife, dicker.

flynbenny

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Posted: 4/30/2024 7:55:57 AM EDT

[#35]

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Originally Posted By callmestick:
I don't know if we are allowed to talk about the legend of bathroom hijinks. That was one hell of a thread.

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Did they ever catch the gingerbread man?

My favorite, written in a portaloo at a construction site: "Hey short dick! Stand closer to the urinal! The rest of us are tired of wading through your piss!" and someone else wrote next to it "or sit down and pee like a bitch"

careyvonhasselhoff Joined Feb 2013 Posts 559 EE 100% (3) OH, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 8:21:39 AM EDT [#36] I will suck you while you fish Call xxx-xxxx ( Saw in a boat marina bathroom )

Snatchsquatch Joined May 2020 Posts 620 EE 0% (0) AZ, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 10:35:18 AM EDT [#37] I was using a urinal at home depot and on the wall it said "will suck dick for meth xxx-xxxx" I was having a shitty day and happened to have a sharpie marker. I crossed out the phone number and wrote my bosses number in place of it. Made my day.

Oldgold Member Joined Feb 2016 Posts 32285 EE 100% (36) GA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 12:57:22 PM EDT [Last Edit: Oldgold] [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By Kingdead: Here I sat lonely hearted Tried to poop, but only farted View Quote I always saw it: Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to $h*t, but only farted.
	17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Oldgold Member Joined Feb 2016 Posts 32286 EE 100% (36) GA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:02:09 PM EDT [#39] Saw this in a book once: Steal not this book for fear of life, For in my hand there is a knife. Of this knife be not afraid, For in this knife, there is no blade.
	17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Oldgold

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Posted: 4/30/2024 1:03:36 PM EDT

[#40]

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Originally Posted By flynbenny:

Did they ever catch the gingerbread man?

My favorite, written in a portaloo at a construction site: "Hey short dick! Stand closer to the urinal! The rest of us are tired of wading through your piss!" and someone else wrote next to it "or sit down and pee like a bitch"

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Stand closer, objects are smaller than they appear.

17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

TinSpinner Joined Jan 2013 Posts 24549 EE 100% (4) GA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:06:26 PM EDT [#41] Some doper wrote: Drugs will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no drugs.

subcomunic8r Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 10818 EE 100% (1) CT, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:08:38 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Kingdead: Here I sat lonely hearted Tried to poop, but only farted View Quote Pity the man who took a chance Tried to fart and shit his pants
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M1A4ME Member Joined Apr 2008 Posts 19330 EE 0% (0) VA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 1:46:54 PM EDT [#43] Didn't see it on a stall wall. Saw the cartoon in a Hustler magazine 40 years ago and still think about every time I walk up to a urinal. Guy's standing at the urinal, taking care of business. He looks up and sees what someone wrote on the wall above the valve: What are you lookin' at? The joke is in your hand. Still funny, all these years later.
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centrarchidae Unprincipled amoral functionary Joined May 2006 Posts 9354 EE 100% (71) CO, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 4:59:24 PM EDT [#44] Seen on the ceiling once: "What are you looking up here for? You're pissing on your shoes."
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bootleg15 Joined Jul 2019 Posts 1263 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 5:46:37 PM EDT [#45] Custer wears Arrow shirts. Jesus saves. Written below this "at 1st national bank"

Admiral_Crunch Part of a nutritious breakfast Joined Apr 2001 Posts 106859 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 5:51:30 PM EDT [Last Edit: Admiral_Crunch] [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By HemiPowrd: http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/Grout.jpg View Quote
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13Joker Member Joined Sep 2017 Posts 6454 EE 100% (1) TN, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 5:52:48 PM EDT [#47] "OSHA law: Any turd greater than 6 inches must be hand lowered into bowl."
	Libertatis!

Admiral_Crunch Part of a nutritious breakfast Joined Apr 2001 Posts 106860 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 5:55:20 PM EDT [#48] Bathroom Graffiti https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2GZEz6hDY
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Creole_Cat Joined Apr 2023 Posts 1128 EE 100% (2) LA, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 9:06:45 PM EDT [#49] Please don’t throw toothpicks into the toilet, crabs can poll vault.

TheAlmightyYak For the Glory of the Empire Joined Feb 2014 Posts 11282 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 4/30/2024 11:22:07 PM EDT [#50] Quote History Originally Posted By turbosc20: https://www.planetb.net/livejournal/mexican%20space%20shuttle%20resize.jpg View Quote I lost….
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