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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:54:26 PM EDT
You always have someone that completely has your back. No matter what. And you get to get to check your reasoning on what you're so, so sure tour are right on (listen to your soulmates, bros - you don't always have the best answers, trust me
 ). You always have someone in your corner, whether it's looking better or worse. Richer or poorer. It doesn't matter. Creampies. No matte what, no matter how gray the matter, they are truly good for the soul. And they are the inexorable cure for whatever problems you think you may have. Try it. Trust me. Soul vibrating DNA, shared. 
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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:55:40 PM EDT
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Don't read any of the many divorce threads whatever you do.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:57:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VarmintKilla: Don't read any of the many divorce threads whatever you do. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 9:57:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VarmintKilla: Don't read any of the many divorce threads whatever you do. There's a reason those exist. Either they picked wrong, or their partner did. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 10:00:04 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Butternut: Creampies. No matte what, no matter how gray the matter, they are truly good for the soul. And they are the inexorable cure for whatever problems you think you may have. Try it. Trust me. Soul vibrating DNA, shared. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 10:00:33 PM EDT
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The only thing that beats a creampie is a chocolate creampie.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 10:03:43 PM EDT
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Username checks out
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AL, USA
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Posted: 4/26/2024 10:08:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: GDaawg]
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Tried marriage for a short time once many moons ago and didn't care for it.
Single bro life for me until the day I die. P.S. If I want a cream pie I prefer Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies. |
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Posted: 4/26/2024 10:09:01 PM EDT
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Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked.
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Posted: 4/26/2024 10:25:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By UTex86: The only thing that beats a creampie is a chocolate creampie. Um..... 
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:59:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sub_Arctic_Son: Username checks out  
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:01:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I’d rather be in jail than married. |
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NY, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:06:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: I’d rather be in jail than married. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I’d rather be in jail than married. You're probably getting more sex that way. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:11:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: You're probably getting more sex that way. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I’d rather be in jail than married. You're probably getting more sex that way. Probably wouldn’t have to have a bunch of ridiculously pointless conversations about stupid bullshit like feelings and shit either. Jail>marriage |
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NY, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:27:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Probably wouldn’t have to have a bunch of ridiculously pointless conversations about stupid bullshit like feelings and shit either. Jail>marriage Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By Mech2007: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I’d rather be in jail than married. You're probably getting more sex that way. Probably wouldn’t have to have a bunch of ridiculously pointless conversations about stupid bullshit like feelings and shit either. Jail>marriage Ah, see, there's your problem. My wife and I are both engineers. Not a lot of that touchy-feely "Mah Feels" shit in our relationship. |
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VA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:42:13 AM EDT
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My wife is my best friend, soul mate and we ate evenly yoked.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:43:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: denverdan]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: Ah, see, there's your problem. My wife and I are both engineers. Not a lot of that touchy-feely "Mah Feels" shit in our relationship. That’s probably a good match. I can only imagine engineers marrying other engineers. I’m a substation electrician. If I married an engineer it would probably be a constant fight. “Hey dumbass you fucked up the prints. That shit will never work!” “No moron if you did it right in the first place it would be fine!” “Nope still won’t work.” “Ok then just redline them and send ‘em back to me.”
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OH, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:11:11 AM EDT
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My wife has been the rock of my existence as I battle brain cancer. (Glioblastoma) I’d already be dead if it weren’t for her.
My wife has given me great kids and inspired me as I watched her battle through establishing a career in medicine while having our kids. I wouldn’t trade the last 20 years since we met for anything. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:19:16 AM EDT
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My wife of 24 years is sleeping next to me as I woke up too early. She’s still awesome and there’s nothing the bitter men here can say that will ever change my mind. She’s my ride or die.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:21:38 AM EDT
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Just gave my wife a creampie
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:27:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: That’s probably a good match. I can only imagine engineers marrying other engineers. I’m a substation electrician. If I married an engineer it would probably be a constant fight. “Hey dumbass you fucked up the prints. That shit will never work!” “No moron if you did it right in the first place it would be fine!” “Nope still won’t work.” “Ok then just redline them and send ‘em back to me.” Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By Mech2007: Ah, see, there's your problem. My wife and I are both engineers. Not a lot of that touchy-feely "Mah Feels" shit in our relationship. That’s probably a good match. I can only imagine engineers marrying other engineers. I’m a substation electrician. If I married an engineer it would probably be a constant fight. “Hey dumbass you fucked up the prints. That shit will never work!” “No moron if you did it right in the first place it would be fine!” “Nope still won’t work.” “Ok then just redline them and send ‘em back to me.” My first thought was , two engineers? How do they add up bills and such , since engineers can’t do math
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:27:07 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 11boomboom: There's a reason those exist. Either they picked wrong, or their partner did. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 11boomboom: Originally Posted By VarmintKilla: Don't read any of the many divorce threads whatever you do. There's a reason those exist. Either they picked wrong, or their partner did. I don't want to shit up the thread, but that isn't always the case. People change. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:27:09 AM EDT
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Our oldest is getting married in 12 hours.
My hope is that they'll be at least as happy as we've been for the past 30 years (28 married). Although, truthfully, if they're even half as happy as that they'll still be blessed. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 6:33:11 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I'll happily answer a few questions after being bailed out at 2am. And I have. She still married me after that. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:32:50 AM EDT
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I feel the same way about my wife. She’s a blessing in every way. But do you smell burnt toast?
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:37:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Sub_Arctic_Son: Username checks out triedtopostthealonzomourningbasketballmemebutigotsubnettedtryingtofindit.wtaf |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:38:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. And help you dispose of a dead hook…ummm…yeah… |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:39:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: You're probably getting more sex that way. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: Originally Posted By denverdan: Originally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I’d rather be in jail than married. You're probably getting more sex that way. He’s definitely getting the kind he likes best. (kidding!) (maybe) 😘 |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:42:30 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BustinCaps: My wife has been the rock of my existence as I battle brain cancer. (Glioblastoma) I’d already be dead if it weren’t for her. My wife has given me great kids and inspired me as I watched her battle through establishing a career in medicine while having our kids. I wouldn’t trade the last 20 years since we met for anything. She sounds like a great woman. I hope you are able to win your fight with cancer. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:43:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: I'm torn between "Phrasing!" and "kinky." Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By R2point0: Originally Posted By Butternut: Creampies. No matte what, no matter how gray the matter, they are truly good for the soul. And they are the inexorable cure for whatever problems you think you may have. Try it. Trust me. Soul vibrating DNA, shared.  Attached File |
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WV, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:46:05 AM EDT
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Wifey gives me gun money.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:47:30 AM EDT
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Married 41 years and since I retired 4 years ago we have been together 99.99% of the time and love it.
When she needs to go to the store I drive her and wait in the truck, I drive her to her hair appointment, and I wait. Yes she drives, but we want to be together. We sleep apart one or two nights a week, not intentionally, but she will get up at midnight and go watch YouTube in the front and will stay on the sofa. Last night is one of those nights and I am getting ready to get up and cook her breakfast |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:47:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Missilegeek: I don't want to shit up the thread, but that isn't always the case. People change. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Missilegeek: Originally Posted By 11boomboom: Originally Posted By VarmintKilla: Don't read any of the many divorce threads whatever you do. There's a reason those exist. Either they picked wrong, or their partner did. I don't want to shit up the thread, but that isn't always the case. People change. I’m sure that happens. I am inclined to feel that if both people are working equally hard to ensure that the other is happy in the relationship, then one or both wouldn’t “change” to the detriment of the relationship or their spouse. People step out on their spouses for a variety of (mostly selfish) reasons. I am also inclined to believe that, if it’s not just a purely selfish reason, it happens because they aren’t satisfied with the relationship in some way. |
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MS, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:49:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 11boomboom: There's a reason those exist. Either they picked wrong, or their partner did. In a nutshell, boiled down to the root cause. They chose poorly. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:54:51 AM EDT
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Been divorced twice and now widowed. The wrong choice seems to leave a person with never ending chaos. To be widowed has some sort of peaceful completion (grief not withstanding).
Should I remarry, I hope I have sense enough to rely on the leadership of the One who knows the names of all the stars in the universe. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 9:21:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Mech2007: Ah, see, there's your problem. My wife and I are both engineers. Not a lot of that touchy-feely "Mah Feels" shit in our relationship. (Fellow engineer here. When I was a kid Asperger's didn't exist. They just sent us to engineering school.) |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 9:22:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Harmonic_Distortion: Just gave my wife a creampie |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 9:24:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dsteelman: My first thought was , two engineers? How do they add up bills and such , since engineers can't do math It's arithmetic that gives problems. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 9:24:32 AM EDT
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If you marry well, if not you’re in for a life of misery. Them bitches are like herpes.
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 9:27:08 AM EDT
[#39]
This thing you describe sounds really nice, but it's a mere fantasy in my reality.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 9:29:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mudholestomper: People step out on their spouses for a variety of (mostly selfish) reasons. I am also inclined to believe that, if it's not just a purely selfish reason, it happens because they aren't satisfied with the relationship in some way. 1. Choosing to cheat is 100% the cheaters responsibility. 2. Infidelity doesn't happen in good marriages, and both partners are 100% responsible for making a marriage good. That's why most attempts at reconciliation fail, even with both partners trying - the inability to reconcile those 2 truths. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 10:29:14 AM EDT
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My wife is awesome and I love her.
She is also smarter than me in a lot of ways. I'm smarter than her in some ways. We go together well. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 10:35:08 AM EDT
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I still remember my freshman psychology class lesson as an undergrad. The text read "10% of marriages are to the absolutely right person, 10% are to the absolute wrong person, and 80% will work if both partners put the effort into it" Fortunately I married into the first category.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 11:00:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ZW17: Someone that will pay your bail money at 2am with no questions asked. I am married to someone just like that...33yr anniversary coming up May 8th. I feel bad for people who can't find what I have. I've been blessed more than I deserved with my wife. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 11:03:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By denverdan: I’d rather be in jail than married. This ^^.... Sorry, while on paper I think marriage is a good thing for everybody, I guess I'm so damaged from what I saw growing up that I don't trust people. I always saw marriage and children as a minimum 18 year sentence in jail. I like my space, I like having control of my home, I don't want to be bothered by someone next to me 24/7, and I don't want them to have access to my things and money. The only reason marriage would be good for me is consistent sex - after the sex, I have no need for a man. I got a life and dogs.... |
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OH, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 11:05:01 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BustinCaps: My wife has been the rock of my existence as I battle brain cancer. (Glioblastoma) I’d already be dead if it weren’t for her. My wife has given me great kids and inspired me as I watched her battle through establishing a career in medicine while having our kids. I wouldn’t trade the last 20 years since we met for anything. I'm sorry to hear about you cancer but am happy to hear about your wife. Mine stuck with me and literally wiped my ass when I was to weak to do so dealing with stage 4 invasive melanoma. God speed man and I hope the best for you. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 11:09:46 AM EDT
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Mrs Rabinowitz is a wonderful woman. One of her many attributes is she won’t put up with any of my bullshit.
Men need limits. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:24:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TontoGoldstein: Mrs Rabinowitz is a wonderful woman. One of her many attributes is she won’t put up with any of my bullshit. Men need limits.  Ew brother ew what's that brother meme |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:25:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By VarmintKilla: Don't read any of the many divorce threads whatever you do. Self induced problems are the main issue. Kind of like dremeling your AR, never cleaning it, never lubing it, and then wondering why your swap meet reloads constantly jam. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 2:28:44 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Rogue7]
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:45:53 PM EDT
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Didn't work for me, won't be proposing again. I'm enjoying acquiring firearms, anmo & bourbon w/o being bitched ar or subjected to DV.
When I need some poonanie, I pay for her to go spend the night at her place. That way, the dag & I are happier. |
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