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Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5086 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:39:13 PM EDT Shit, I been cut already.

bssrf4 A Generous Lover Joined Oct 2004 Posts 18508 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:40:30 PM EDT [#1] Fuck you jobu!
	Yeah, we pay our debt sometime

CaptnBill Joined Dec 2011 Posts 795 EE 100% (99) KS, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:40:35 PM EDT [#2] We can't have guys puking in the locker room

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5087 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:46:45 PM EDT [#3] Just a reminder fans about die hard night coming up here at the stadium, free admission to anyone that was actually alive the last time Indians won a penate

MichaelVain Gentleman Joined Feb 2004 Posts 3478 EE 100% (1) PA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:51:25 PM EDT [#4] Is that you, Tolbert?! This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over! My knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.
	"It's all so tiresome." - Lao Yang

davidb1982 Member Joined Apr 2008 Posts 14927 EE 100% (7) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:51:49 PM EDT [#5] Nice catch, Hayes. Don’t ever fuckin do it again.
	Si vis pacem, para bellum

intheburbs Appleseed Instructor Joined Jan 2008 Posts 21102 EE 100% (13) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:52:06 PM EDT [#6] Haywood leads the league in most offensive categories, including nose hair.
	Posterity! You will never know, how much it cost the present Generation, to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make a good Use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.---John Adams

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5088 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:54:37 PM EDT [Last Edit: Tanren37] [#7] Top of the sixth and rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the pitch now, you can close the book on Kelner. Thank God. Ball four. Ball eight.

WWIIWMD Randomness Manster, Knower of Things (GreyWlf52) Joined Aug 2015 Posts 306656 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:57:56 PM EDT [#8] I need a catcher, Jake. Someone who can lead this team on the field. But I want the absolute truth, here, are you one-hundred percent? Yeah, would I bullshit you about something like that? You better, if you wanna make this team.
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Mavros Joined May 2011 Posts 586 EE 100% (1) FL, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 7:59:14 PM EDT [#9] Up yer butt Jobu

CharlesUFina Joined Mar 2024 Posts 182 EE 0% (0) WV, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:00:03 PM EDT [#10] Dont gimme that Ole' bullshit

19ontheslide Joined Feb 2024 Posts 290 EE 0% (0) ID, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:02:31 PM EDT [#11] Look at THIS fuckin guy.

Gigity Joined Apr 2010 Posts 750 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:03:24 PM EDT [#12] This guy here is dead!

jmftexas egotistical extremist Joined Jan 2008 Posts 10308 EE 100% (5) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:04:20 PM EDT [#13] If you ever, tank another play like you did today, I’m gonna cut your nuts off and shove down your fukn throat!

jmftexas egotistical extremist Joined Jan 2008 Posts 10309 EE 100% (5) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:04:37 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By Gigity: This guy here is dead! View Quote Cross him off then…

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5089 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:06:01 PM EDT [#15] Oh sure, no you come around. He's not fooled.

Walleyeguy24 Member Joined Nov 2014 Posts 4983 EE 0% (0) MN, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:10:18 PM EDT [#16] Are you trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball- the funniest lime ever said in a motion picture. I still laugh my ass off when i hear it.

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5090 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:18:37 PM EDT [#17] How's your wife and my kids?

GingerShanks Member Joined Jan 2020 Posts 5130 EE 100% (10) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:18:48 PM EDT [#18] I didn’t know who she was, I swear to God!

kzin Joined Sep 2017 Posts 5916 EE 0% (0) NY, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:20:34 PM EDT [#19] Even me?

WillysWildcat Joined Aug 2016 Posts 254 EE 100% (2) GA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:20:38 PM EDT [#20] Want me to take him outside…kick the shit out of him?

bssrf4 A Generous Lover Joined Oct 2004 Posts 18509 EE 100% (3) IL, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:21:32 PM EDT [Last Edit: bssrf4] [#21] Attached File
	Yeah, we pay our debt sometime

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5091 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:29:00 PM EDT [Last Edit: Tanren37] [#22] Haywood's a convicted felony ain't he Monty? Well, he should be.

Scratch45 Member Joined Dec 2008 Posts 16663 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:32:22 PM EDT [Last Edit: Scratch45] [#23] There is only one Major League
	I love this forum!

mr_o Member Joined Dec 2010 Posts 5827 EE 0% (0) KS, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:39:01 PM EDT [#24] Hey bartender! Jobu needs a refill!

Gigity Joined Apr 2010 Posts 751 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:39:21 PM EDT [#25] Ah, Jesus. I like him very much. But he no help me hit curve ball.

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5092 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:42:33 PM EDT [#26] Quote History Originally Posted By CaptnBill: We can't have guys puking in the locker room View Quote One whole chicken, just like you said

Tanren37 Member Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5093 EE 100% (5) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 8:48:53 PM EDT [#27] Quote History Originally Posted By bssrf4: Fuck you jobu! View Quote I'm pissed off now Jobu. Look I good to you, I stick up for you. You no help me now.... I do it myself

archavez Member Joined Oct 2008 Posts 964 EE 0% (0) OR, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:01:43 PM EDT [#28] Shoulda got him a live chicken....

mississippiflush Member Joined Feb 2011 Posts 11133 EE 100% (474) MO, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:08:48 PM EDT [#29] I got a guy on the other line about some white walls
	Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you

PorkchopSandwhiches Joined Oct 2020 Posts 4360 EE 100% (2) IL, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:10:41 PM EDT [#30] Nice velocity. Sounded like it.

RikWriter Writer of wrongs. Joined Nov 2000 Posts 60413 EE 100% (4) WY, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:12:43 PM EDT [#31] You may run like Hayes but you hit like shit!
	Author of Contact Front, Glory Boy, Wholesale Slaughter and other military science fiction.

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 149292 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:14:28 PM EDT [#32] Win the whole f'in thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-hDl6OALv4
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 149293 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:16:15 PM EDT [#33]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 149294 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:17:08 PM EDT [#34]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 149295 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:17:42 PM EDT [#35]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

BloodRaven Useful Idiot Joined Jun 2020 Posts 11296 EE 0% (0) AL, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:21:58 PM EDT [#36] They're still shitty.
	They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjamin Franklin Being popular on social media is like being rich in Monopoly

SamuelAdams1776 Joined Jul 2014 Posts 25598 EE 0% (0) WA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:22:28 PM EDT [#37]

Wubbman Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 3381 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:32:37 PM EDT [#38] I hate this fuckin’ song…
	The people that will come to take your rights and freedoms away conduct physical exercise everyday. You should as well. “Get fucked and stay fucked.’ - Michael fucking Collins to ‘The Nation.’

Ranxerox911 Joined Sep 2004 Posts 20703 EE 0% (0) MD, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:41:29 PM EDT [#39]

Chokey Member Joined Oct 2001 Posts 94143 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:43:13 PM EDT [#40]

Admiral_Crunch Part of a nutritious breakfast Joined Apr 2001 Posts 106700 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:50:13 PM EDT [Last Edit: Admiral_Crunch] [#41] Crisco. Bardhal. Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course, if the umps are watching me real close, I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just...wipe my nose.
	"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate “I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet

intheburbs

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Posted: 4/17/2024 9:53:24 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
Crisco. Bardhal. Vagisil.
Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball.
Of course, if the umps are watching me real close, I'll rub a little jalapeno up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just...wipe my nose.

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You put snot on the ball?

Posterity! You will never know, how much it cost the present Generation, to preserve your Freedom! I hope you will make a good Use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven, that I ever took half the Pains to preserve it.---John Adams

MK3110 Joined Feb 2021 Posts 4365 EE 100% (11) FL, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:54:51 PM EDT [#43] I thought you said we didn't have any high-priced talent. Forgot about Dorn, cause he's only high-priced.

Teamer Observer of Train Wrecks Joined Jul 2007 Posts 15303 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 9:58:51 PM EDT [#44] Take over Monty, I’m in the bag.
	“Firearm springs sometimes are made to be air soluble.” CSM Woods

MidwestJ Joined Feb 2009 Posts 16750 EE 100% (19) USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 10:04:46 PM EDT [#45] “They’re still shitty!”

sergtjim Member Joined Feb 2011 Posts 6007 EE 100% (67) OH, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 11:19:51 PM EDT [#46] Attached File JOBU

gorilla2k Joined Jun 2021 Posts 22 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 11:37:47 PM EDT [#47] See, I've got it right here in my contract. It says, "I don't have to do any calisthenics that I don't feel are necessary." So what do you think about that?

Admiral_Crunch Part of a nutritious breakfast Joined Apr 2001 Posts 106702 EE 0% (0) GA, USA	Posted: 4/17/2024 11:39:30 PM EDT [#48]
	"I keep hearing 'must have a dialogue,' but I keep being told to shut up when I speak." -Sand_Pirate “I’m starting to think the Internet was a terrible mistake.” -Subnet

Wubbman Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 3382 EE 100% (3) GA, USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 9:12:21 AM EDT [#49] I’ve got just one thing to say to you, Vaughn: strike this fucker out!
	The people that will come to take your rights and freedoms away conduct physical exercise everyday. You should as well. “Get fucked and stay fucked.’ - Michael fucking Collins to ‘The Nation.’

Skywarp2203 Callsign: Dumpster Fire Joined Oct 2014 Posts 149389 EE 0% (0) MI, USA	Posted: 4/18/2024 9:03:53 PM EDT [#50]
	“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”

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