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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:25:04 AM EDT
1. House plants are always a green flag. Bonus if they know how to propagate them.
2. Well cared for pets. Clean litter box, fresh water, full food/regular feeding schedule. 3. Some clean dishes. 4. Kitchen is reasonably stocked with equipment. 5. A well-stocked fridge. 6. Framed photos of his family. 7. Toilet paper stocked, sheets on bed, (clean) towels for hands, and body and separate kitchen towels, artwork on walls, a CLEAN TOILET and SINK in the bathroom. 8. A trash can and hand soap in the bathroom. 9. Sanitary products like tampons or pads readily available for female visitors. (They don't mention money.) Source So . . . what would be on guys' list for signs that a woman is a good choice? (We all know what number 1 is.) 
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:26:21 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Paul]
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1. She should have fewer cats than boobs.
 2. Any kind of 2A tee-shirts or bumper stickers is good. 3. Any Antifa/BLM hoodies is bad. 4. She should have a washer, drier, and iron/ironing board. 5. She should have sandwich fixings and beer. 6. Meat. <-- meat is good. 7. Gun safe. 8. Pick-up truck (with scratches and no touch screen). 9. A variety of sex toys, bondage, and a dedicated fun room. 10. A pleasure log/notebook. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:27:57 AM EDT
[#2]
A nice selection of sandwich supplies is on up there on the list.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:28:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: wakeboarder]
[#3]
No prescription medications
Assortment of condoms readily available |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:30:19 AM EDT
[#4]
Sounds like they want a married man?
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:31:18 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: 1. She should have fewer cats than boobs. 2. Any kind of 2A tee-shirts or bumper stickers is good. 3. Any Antifa/BLM hoodies is bad. 4. She should have a washer, drier, and iron/ironing board. 5. She should have sandwich fixings and beer. Degree not in "-ist Studies" or anything with Social or Welfare in the name |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:33:52 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:34:44 AM EDT
[#7]
Lol no, house on the water, fast cars parked everywhere, pool and a boat on a lift. All the tang you could handle, or couldn't handle.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:34:45 AM EDT
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What single guy stocks tampons? That shit stays at her place.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:35:34 AM EDT
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NEVER listen to what they say, watch what they do.
I bet Jody's place has none of that... |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:36:02 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: 1. She should have fewer cats than boobs. 2. Any kind of 2A tee-shirts or bumper stickers is good. 3. Any Antifa/BLM hoodies is bad. 4. She should have a washer, drier, and iron/ironing board. 5. She should have sandwich fixings and beer. 6. Meat. <-- meat is good. 7. Puss stank eject. 
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:36:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: CouncilOfDave]
[#11]
My list wouldn't cover items that are present, but rather a list of items that are missing.
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:36:40 AM EDT
[#12]
I can see all as reasonable except number 9. I would expect the woman to carry those herself.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:38:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: rtlm]
[#13]
Apartment man vs owns his own house man
Hmm |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:38:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: buck19delta]
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Originally Posted By NRA_guy: 1. House plants are always a green flag. Bonus if they know how to propagate them. 2. Well cared for pets. Clean litter box, fresh water, full food/regular feeding schedule. 3. Some clean dishes. 4. Kitchen is reasonably stocked with equipment. 5. A well-stocked fridge. 6. Framed photos of his family. 7. Toilet paper stocked, sheets on bed, (clean) towels for hands, and body and separate kitchen towels, artwork on walls, a CLEAN TOILET and SINK in the bathroom. 8. A trash can and hand soap in the bathroom. 9. Sanitary products like tampons or pads readily available for female visitors. (They don't mention money.) Source So . . . what would be on guys' list for signs that a woman is a good choice? (We all know what number 1 is.) If a dudes got all that he’s reduced his need for a chick 90% already. A dudes list then would be.. 1. She’s got her own lawn equipment/ has a neat yard. 2. Has tools to do car maintenance / she does maintenance frequently, car has good tires and brakes. 3. Her sinks are not clogged, shower drain runs freely. 4. There are not 20 broken items in her house. 5. Ac / heat filter is clean and fresh. 6. Her car isn’t filled with trash 7. Car dash doesn’t have 50 warning lights illuminated. Etc. Because a chick will instantly claim that’s ALL man work, and will hide when those jobs hit, but household chores are BOTH responsible / not her responsibility. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:40:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CarlosC: I can see all as reasonable except number 9. I would expect the woman to carry those herself. Exactly, I don’t have a diesel truck, so why would I stock diesel truck filters? Plus, dude has tampons, she’s immediately going to think he’s a player / got a gf . |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:40:21 AM EDT
[#16]
Sounds like a list for finding a lesbian.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:40:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:41:05 AM EDT
[#18]
lol most would see all that and assume hes already married/engaged/gf, especially if she finds woman's products under the sink.
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WI, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:41:19 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Southernman077: What single guy stocks tampons? That shit stays at her place. This would be weird as hell for a single dude buying/stocking feminine hygiene products. Doubt the date’s gonna go well after the chick you just brought back to your place discovers a stash of tampons in your bathroom. She will likely not believe you when you try to say its for when your mom visits. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:42:04 AM EDT
[#20]
They are looking for a gay?
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KY, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:42:19 AM EDT
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They always appreciate a drawer full of trojan magnums, lube, paper towels, and baby wipes IME
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:42:53 AM EDT
[#22]
1. House plants are always a green flag. Bonus if they know how to propagate them.
2. Well cared for pets. Clean litter box, fresh water, full food/regular feeding schedule. 3. Some clean dishes. 4. Kitchen is reasonably stocked with equipment. 5. A well-stocked fridge. 6. Framed photos of his family. 7. Toilet paper stocked, sheets on bed, (clean) towels for hands, and body and separate kitchen towels, artwork on walls, a CLEAN TOILET and SINK in the bathroom. 8. A trash can and hand soap in the bathroom. 9. Sanitary products like tampons or pads readily available for female visitors. (They don't mention money.) Owned house, not apartment. Everything is acceptable except 6,8,9 and probably some more stuff that didn't make her list. Towels belong in the shop as well. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:44:11 AM EDT
[#23]
Sounds like they want an air b&b with a side of dick.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:44:33 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Southernman077: What single guy stocks tampons? That shit stays at her place. THIS! I’m NOT expecting a woman to keep some 124gr.HST, Mobil-1 or 10mm sockets at her place for when I visit. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:46:37 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CouncilOfDave: My list wouldn't cover items that are present, but rather a list of items that are missing.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:47:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: 1. She should have fewer cats than boobs. 2. Any kind of 2A tee-shirts or bumper stickers is good. 3. Any Antifa/BLM hoodies is bad. 4. She should have a washer, drier, and iron/ironing board. 5. She should have sandwich fixings and beer. 6. Meat. <-- meat is good. 7. Gun safe. 8. Pick-up truck (with scratches and no touch screen). 9. A variety of sex toys, bondage, and a dedicated fun room. 10. A pleasure log/notebook. Let’s face it, most guys are already “IN” with these  Attached FileAnything else is just bonus points |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:48:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: apexcrusade]
[#27]
So . . . what would be on guys' list for signs that a woman is a good choice? (We all know what number 1 is.) No penis |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:48:23 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By PacNW5: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/441/150/c01.jpg Fail |
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MO, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:48:59 AM EDT
[#29]
Sheets on a bed?
Who are these whores hooking up with, bums in a back alley? |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:49:12 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Southernman077: What single guy stocks tampons? That shit stays at her place. A man whore? |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:49:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Makarov: THIS! I’m NOT expecting a woman to keep some 124gr.HST, Mobil-1 or 10mm sockets at her place for when I visit. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Makarov: Originally Posted By Southernman077: What single guy stocks tampons? That shit stays at her place. THIS! I’m NOT expecting a woman to keep some 124gr.HST, Mobil-1 or 10mm sockets at her place for when I visit. That's almost sigline material! |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:51:04 AM EDT
[#32]
#9 is bullshit.
No single man keeps tampons around. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:52:09 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dirtyboy: Sounds like they want a married man? Women won’t date a man who lives with his mother. But they will date a man that lives with his wife. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:52:34 AM EDT
[#34]
Not be a slob - check
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:53:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Paul: 1. She should have fewer cats than boobs. 2. Any kind of 2A tee-shirts or bumper stickers is good. 3. Any Antifa/BLM hoodies is bad. 4. She should have a washer, drier, and iron/ironing board. 5. She should have sandwich fixings and beer. 6. Meat. <-- meat is good. 7. Gun safe. 8. Pick-up truck (with scratches and no touch screen). 9. A variety of sex toys, bondage, and a dedicated fun room. 10. A pleasure log/notebook. 2nd wall achieved |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:53:27 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By defendtexas: Sounds like a list for finding a lesbian. Them hoes need loving too I guess.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:55:24 AM EDT
[#37]
I call "Bullshit"
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:55:46 AM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By colklink: A man whore? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By colklink: Originally Posted By Southernman077: What single guy stocks tampons? That shit stays at her place. A man whore? If she needs those, she is out of commission for a week. You go to the bullpen and call in relief. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 8:56:51 AM EDT
[#39]
Then you go over to her place and the sink is full of dirty dishes, her bedroom floor covered in a pile of laundry, and her bathroom sink is unusable due to being covered in makeup and feminine product junk and a thin layer of moon dust all over everything
More women are slobs than they would like to admit |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:01:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Bama-Shooter]
[#40]
Originally Posted By NRA_guy: 5. A well-stocked fridge. I eat out or take out the majority of the time. Food in the fridge goes bad at my house. The rest of it, I'm good to go. ETA: Yeah 9 is a negative. |
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USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:04:22 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Ogreman73: Sheets on a bed? Who are these whores hooking up with, bums in a back alley? they always throw shit like that in for any clickbait genderwar "article" "having the best spot under the highway is a green flag" then normal people respond with bewilderment and girlbosses rush to "yeah these fucking bums can't even get a good spot, where have all the good men gone!! (linktree in bio)" |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:05:50 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By dirtyboy: Sounds like they want a married man? |
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GA, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:06:14 AM EDT
[#43]
Lol @ that list. That has to be written by some fucking femcel ogre.
Out in the real world away from reddit, single dude with cat(s) = loser. And single dude with tampons? Every woman you bring home is gonna accuse you of cheating. And house plants, and propogating them? Whoever wrote this list isn't looking for a date, they're making a list for their ideal gay dude friend. |
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:07:53 AM EDT
[#44]
Honestly, most men’s lists are not long or complicated.
1. Don’t be a bitch. 2. Don’t be crazy 3. Don’t have unrealistic expectation's or demands financially ( huge expensive houses, vacations, jewelry etc) 4. Don’t be a insane , unreasonable liberal psycho/ feminist 5. Half assed take care of yourself/ don’t be fat. 6. No kids, or at least very few kids with only 1 daddy. ( who’s not a shitbag / felon ) 7. Affectionate. 8. cooks / cleans That’s about it.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:08:14 AM EDT
[#45]
My list is more about what isn't there than is .......
1. No stuffed animals 2. No knicknacks 3. No curio cabinets 4. No Live, Laugh, Love signs on the wall 5. No bazillion pics of offspring from a previous marriage 6. IRT to #5, no offspring 7. No birds 8. No cars on blocks 9. No Lifetime and Hallmark channels in her favorites list 10. Has to have a bidet |
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WI, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:09:02 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By wakeboarder: No prescription medications Assortment of condoms readily available Most hookers do but still best to bring your own "party supplies". As I've been told..... |
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UT, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:09:13 AM EDT
[#47]
10. The TV is tuned to Bravo.
List is BS. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:09:27 AM EDT
[#48]
Lol at single guy with tampons. That reminds me of what the highschoolers do around here. Its called plugging. I guess you take a tampon, soak it in high proof alcohol and stick it up your ass. This way you can get drunk in school without anyone knowing.
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:10:12 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Efl15]
[#49]
Shoots .40 S&W, the ideal pistol cartridge.
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USA
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Posted: 5/20/2024 9:10:42 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Efl15]
[#50]
Dupe
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