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d16man pickin' and grinnin' Joined Feb 2013 Posts 78812 EE 100% (54) SC, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 8:57:32 AM EDT [#3] Originally Posted By kallnojoy: One... View Quote Originally Posted By Brisk: Two-WHOOOO! View Quote Originally Posted By Jkees: Ah - Three. View Quote
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Grendelsbane Ordinary, average guy Joined Mar 2002 Posts 10847 EE 0% (0) USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:42:03 AM EDT [#5] And 688 passes silently by without notice…

Brundoggie ARFCOM Code Name: The Walrus Joined Dec 2005 Posts 16856 EE 100% (1) NC, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 10:04:33 AM EDT [#6] Quote History Originally Posted By Grendelsbane: And 688 passes silently by without notice… View Quote As silent as a submarine.
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redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 14473 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 11:03:41 AM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By Grendelsbane: And 688 passes silently by without notice View Quote
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Posted: 4/24/2024 11:12:43 AM EDT

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Originally Posted By kallnojoy:

One...

Originally Posted By Brisk:

Two-WHOOOO!

Originally Posted By Jkees:

Ah - Three.

I was probably 9 or 10 years old and had seen this commercial many times. Everyone knew the Mr. Owl commercial. One very hot summer day, when it was too hot to move, I decided to test it. I came up with about 750 licks. Even then I realized there would be a different count depending on if the licks were all in one location to expose the tiniest part of the center, or did you have to lick around the entire pop to expose the center for easy eating.

From Bing copilot:

Over the years, this question has sparked curiosity and inspired countless experiments. Let’s explore some of the findings:

Mr. Owl’s Wisdom:
In the iconic Tootsie Pop commercial, Mr. Owl attempted to answer this question. His response? “The world may never know.” 🌎
But we’re not satisfied with that, are we?
Scientific Endeavors:
Scientists at New York University took a mathematical approach. They concluded that it takes approximately 1,000 licks to dissolve the outer candy shell and reveal the chewy Tootsie Roll inside.
Their study focused on how materials dissolve within a fluid flow (like saliva dissolving hard candy) 1.
They didn’t literally count licks (because resisting the urge to bite into a Tootsie Pop is tough!), but their model provided an estimate.
Other Lick Counts:
A Purdue University experiment averaged 364 licks to reach the center 2.
Students at Bellarmine University found that an orange Tootsie Pop takes an average of 148 licks, while a grape pop averages 198 licks 1.
Even junior high students at Swarthmore School reported an average of 144 licks 3.
Tootsie Roll Industries’ Mystery:
Tootsie Roll Industries might have been right all along when they declared that the true answer remains elusive.
So, the next time you encounter a Tootsie Pop, feel free to embark on your own licking adventure. Just remember: the world may never know! 🌟

Dorcas Member Joined Apr 2006 Posts 6733 EE 100% (3) USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 11:39:25 AM EDT [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/439053719_743808771171294_76261432463655-3196284.jpg https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/439318374_1222334275787443_6424481882931-3196285.jpg View Quote As the proud new owner of sous vide machine, I can relate.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33776 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 12:32:36 PM EDT [#10]
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Dragynn ornery ol' redneck Joined Jan 2012 Posts 10445 EE 100% (91) SD, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 12:40:31 PM EDT [#11] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/439053719_743808771171294_76261432463655-3196284.jpg View Quote That is utter fucking brilliance. Ya know I think I paid about 70 or 80 bucks for my HF benchtop drill press, you can't even buy a fucking bowl for my wife's Kitchenaid for that much.
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redoubt Something witty. Joined May 2005 Posts 14474 EE 100% (1) WA, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 12:47:07 PM EDT [#12]
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CajunMojo CoonAss® Resident Oilfield Trash Joined Sep 2004 Posts 15010 EE 100% (3) LA, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 1:16:40 PM EDT [#13] Quote History Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hdLSO1z.jpeg View Quote Not great. Not terrible.
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22173 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 1:22:37 PM EDT [#14] Quote History Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hdLSO1z.jpeg View Quote Given that that's a nuclear power plant control room, the caption is...disquieting.
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colklink Big girls make all your dreams come true! Joined Dec 2001 Posts 48475 EE 100% (4) WV, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 4:00:06 PM EDT [#19] Attached File
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Posted: 4/24/2024 4:06:23 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
Given that that's a nuclear power plant control room, the caption is...disquieting.

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Originally Posted By R2point0:

Originally Posted By redoubt:
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Given that that's a nuclear power plant control room, the caption is...disquieting.

Uh...

It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

kpel308 Legbreaker Extraordinaire Joined Jan 2001 Posts 34283 EE 0% (0) PHL	Posted: 4/24/2024 5:07:43 PM EDT [Last Edit: kpel308] [#21] Beat.
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Make_Mine_Moxie The cost of treason isn't paid in Dollars. Joined Sep 2012 Posts 4638 EE 100% (2) USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:00:54 PM EDT [#22] Attached File

Seven-Shooter FDE all the things! Joined Jul 2007 Posts 24484 EE 100% (69) CHL	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:07:29 PM EDT [#23] Originally Posted By redoubt: https://i.imgur.com/hdLSO1z.jpeg View Quote Originally Posted By CajunMojo: Not great. Not terrible. View Quote
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kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27211 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:42:27 PM EDT [#24] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27212 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:44:07 PM EDT [#25] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27213 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:46:18 PM EDT [#26] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27214 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:48:21 PM EDT [#27] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27215 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 9:49:32 PM EDT [#28] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

FatSteve Joined Mar 2017 Posts 1369 EE 0% (0) CT, USA	Posted: 4/24/2024 10:01:11 PM EDT [#29] Quote History Originally Posted By Grendelsbane: And 688 passes silently by without notice… View Quote Silently is appropriate for a 688...

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kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27222 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 10:41:52 AM EDT [#32] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27223 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 10:42:56 AM EDT [#33] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27224 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 10:43:39 AM EDT [#34] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27225 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 11:01:28 AM EDT [#35] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

kbi Cat herder , Riot squad snow blower division Joined Jul 2005 Posts 27226 EE 100% (36) WV, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 11:02:52 AM EDT [#36] Attached File
	1(800)kbi 4cat Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something.

beitodesstrafe willy nilly used the heater Joined Nov 2007 Posts 109724 EE 100% (91) VA, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 11:05:50 AM EDT [#37] Quote History Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1714033302657_jpg-3197451.JPG View Quote God I hate philly.
	It doesn't matter if she's imaginary. The thiccness exists in our hearts.

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33827 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 11:07:30 AM EDT [Last Edit: Notcalifornialegal] [#38] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: God I hate philly. View Quote I too hate Philly. In fact i think everyone hated Philly except for Philly. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jMhoGUiIkk
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zach_ F CANCER said the road runner Joined Oct 2014 Posts 17991 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 12:02:45 PM EDT [#40] Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: God I hate philly. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quote History Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1714033302657_jpg-3197451.JPG God I hate philly. Eagles fans...
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Make_Mine_Moxie The cost of treason isn't paid in Dollars. Joined Sep 2012 Posts 4639 EE 100% (2) USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 12:45:31 PM EDT [#41] Attached File

R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22188 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 12:51:50 PM EDT [#42] Quote History Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/314713/5961132527225581120_png-3197530.JPG View Quote I'm torn on this one. Yay for getting one over on the surveillance state. But, Juggalos? I feel sort of dirty.
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MrGoodkat Member Joined Mar 2008 Posts 25560 EE 100% (3) FM, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 12:59:52 PM EDT [#43] Quote History Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1713668710391_jpg-3197169.JPG View Quote There is a printout of that hanging at my actual DMV
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R2point0 "Member" (Beavis and Butthead style) Joined Oct 2008 Posts 22190 EE 100% (28) MD, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 1:03:55 PM EDT [#44] Quote History Originally Posted By MrGoodkat: There is a printout of that hanging at my actual DMV View Quote MD will assign a value out of the NADA guide if they don't think the sale price is right. If it's between family there are special forms to fill out as a gift.
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Posted: 4/25/2024 1:18:29 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By R2point0:
I'm torn on this one. Yay for getting one over on the surveillance state.

But, Juggalos?

I feel sort of dirty.

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Originally Posted By Make_Mine_Moxie:
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I'm torn on this one. Yay for getting one over on the surveillance state.

But, Juggalos?

I feel sort of dirty.

Many forms of clown makeup would probably work.

I guess if we're gonna live in clown world, might as well look the part?

Brisk Member Joined Apr 2004 Posts 9460 EE 0% (0) PA, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 2:54:26 PM EDT [#46] Quote History Originally Posted By kbi: Attached File View Quote Is this an actual thing? I have a friend who is a Philly sports fan and a comic book fan and a Star Trek fan. Please let this be real.....
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Dino Brother Shotgun of Compassion Joined Jun 2004 Posts 25376 EE 0% (0) TX, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 3:03:38 PM EDT [#47] Quote History Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/77256/FB_IMG_1713989923811_jpg-3197160.JPG View Quote fuck you Shoresy!
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AgeOne Member Joined Oct 2012 Posts 22116 EE 0% (0) NM, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 3:14:38 PM EDT [#48] cops blast knife wielding drug zombie. hilarious play by play of the situation by a group of cholas. Found video on IG of the shooting. Santa Fe is only going to get worse... pic.twitter.com/4snVclNa0i Calvin Aguilar (@calvinaguilar) April 25, 2024

Notcalifornialegal Winner of Most FPNI 2018, 2022, 2023 Joined Sep 2009 Posts 33837 EE 100% (7) KS, USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 3:15:14 PM EDT [#49]
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Boom_Stick Tactical, hyper masculine, military style member. Joined Nov 2000 Posts 33362 EE 100% (25) USA	Posted: 4/25/2024 5:19:08 PM EDT [#50] Housewife logic?

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