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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:07:42 AM EDT
TLDR: OP is ghey
 I’m retirement age but our neighbor is mid forties, divorced, and home schools her kids. Really nice lady. But if your buddy was fixing you up with her, he would say “She’s got a nice personality “ Her Dad is over cutting his grass and the mower died. Cathy texts my wife, and I’m told to take my mower for Cathy to borrow. No problem. I drive over and I’m met by Cathy’s Dad (nice guy) and Cathy in a tee shirt with no bra underneath. She is well endowed. It was not a pleasant experience. When I got back home my wife looks at my face and says “What’s the matter?” Cathy came out in a tee and no bra. Yeah, she does that. I thought you looked a little pale. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:08:30 AM EDT
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Is she fat or are you just an ass man?
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USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:09:21 AM EDT
[#2]
We're they hanging to her knees?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:09:55 AM EDT
[#3]
Were they pointing at her feet?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:10:01 AM EDT
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KY, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:10:53 AM EDT
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Which side of 180 does she fall on? What's her major flaw? Inquiring minds want to know.
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MI, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:10:57 AM EDT
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You went pale? Have you considered having your T levels checked?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:11:15 AM EDT
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approximate diameter of nipples?
Maybe MSpaint? |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:11:31 AM EDT
[#8]
The most fucked up thing Im reading here is some chick in her 40s is making her elderly father mow her grass
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:11:35 AM EDT
[#9]
...but was her bush trimmed?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:12:14 AM EDT
[#10]
Is this another one of those "dear Pleasure Journal" posts?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:12:14 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:13:09 AM EDT
[#12]
Pics of aborigines?
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OH, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:14:02 AM EDT
[#13]
Was she too ugly for a Blumpkin?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:14:16 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By chase45: The most fucked up thing Im reading here is some chick in her 40s is making her elderly father mow her grass Says "his grass". Maybe chick in 40s lives in parents' basement. Better? 
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TN, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:14:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By chase45: The most fucked up thing Im reading here is some chick in her 40s is making her elderly father mow her grass Mid 60's ain't elderly and lawn care is good exercise. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:15:06 AM EDT
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I’m getting a bad visual on Cathy. Plus she is a lazy broad .
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:20:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BolivarBill: Mid 60's ain't elderly and lawn care is good exercise. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:22:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FuriousYachtsman: Says "his grass". Maybe chick in 40s lives in parents' basement. Better? Actually slightly
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:22:25 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By KILLERB6: OK, boomer. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By KILLERB6: Originally Posted By BolivarBill: Mid 60's ain't elderly and lawn care is good exercise. 
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:23:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 21usernamechecksout]
[#20]
"can you come over to take a look at my dryer, it stopped working, I think one of my thongs is caught in the lint trap?"
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:23:49 AM EDT
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Who cares if she is wearing a bra.
We have a no bra rule in the house. My SIL is a prude and is offended by no bras. |
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AR, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:25:07 AM EDT
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Uh, mid forties is not a young lady, she's middle aged.
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:25:28 AM EDT
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WTF OP. You can't drop the Fat Man and then walk like that.
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:25:35 AM EDT
[#24]
OP is traumatized by a woman clothed, but not wearing a bra?
CSB. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:26:44 AM EDT
[Last Edit: ar15-joe]
[#25]
OP best friends with 556Cliff?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:26:55 AM EDT
[#26]
OP sees a woman in a t-shirt without a bra on, and thinks it is threadworthy.
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:28:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SparticleBrane: OP sees a woman in a t-shirt without a bra on, and thinks it is threadworthy. we had a guy who reported that a waitress smiled at him and thought she wanted to bang him. This is actually an improvement. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:30:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By UV18: Who cares if she is wearing a bra. We have a no bra rule in the house. My SIL is a prude and is offended by no bras. Guests get offended when asked to remove their shoes and you have a "no bra rule"?
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:31:23 AM EDT
[#29]
Why is 40yr old having her father cut her grass?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:31:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By chase45: The most fucked up thing Im reading here is some chick in her 40s is making her elderly father mow her grass She’s an only child and yes she takes advantage of him. My Dad was great but I was 1 of 6. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:33:52 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Explorer225: Which side of 180 does she fall on? What's her major flaw? Inquiring minds want to know. I would say ++ Annnnd. Pointing to her knees. Hang on… I just threw up in my mouth a little |
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USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:34:30 AM EDT
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One job OP……one job
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MS, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:36:00 AM EDT
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Went all last weekend without one. 80 degrees here.
Went several different places in a colored shirt, pastied underneath. Literally nobody noticed. You know if you can get away with this or not. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:36:17 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:36:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SuperHeavy: Why is 40yr old having her father cut her grass? I’m retirement age, the grass mowing Dad is 80 maybe? Heart attack survivor. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:38:20 AM EDT
[#36]
X 2
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:38:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SuperHeavy: Why is 40yr old having her father cut her grass?  Attached File |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:39:29 AM EDT
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I've run the equation a few times, and the math in this thread isn't checking out.
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:40:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By macman37: ...but was her bush trimmed? That's why she wanted to borrow the mower... |
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AR, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:40:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ar15-joe: OP best friends with 556Cliff? That guy has certainly left his mark on the site recently. |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:40:25 AM EDT
[Last Edit: Subpar]
[#41]
Was she wearing Cookie Monster fleece PJ bottoms?
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:41:02 AM EDT
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It would take a lot for no bra to offend me, in fact bras offend me much more.
That said, very far north of 250lbs and boobs become just another fat roll, so you just get sick seeing MsPac-Man style broads? |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:41:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By FuriousYachtsman: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/256621/Capture_JPG-3191154.JPG 
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:42:41 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By chase45: The most fucked up thing Im reading here is some chick in her 40s is making her elderly father mow her grass That’s more fucked up than the 40 year old daughter walking around braless in a tshirt in front of her dad? |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:43:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By timeless: approximate diameter of nipples? Maybe MSpaint? |
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:43:25 AM EDT
[#46]
What was that famous 60's saying, "gas, grass or ass"?
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:43:50 AM EDT
[#47]
Boobs
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NM, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:44:41 AM EDT
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I like it when those nips are so hard in that T-Shirt that you can see all the little bumpies around them.
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MP, USA
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:44:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 4/18/2024 11:45:02 AM EDT
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Were they like two eight balls in tube socks?
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