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Posted: 12/27/2011 11:53:23 PM EDT
So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side.
We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() |
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It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech.
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It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech. You better Czech yourself, friend. |
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It sounds like those wimminz have a hard time keeping their impulses in Czech. You better Czech yourself, friend. The Czech is in the mail. The Hungarian is in the female! |
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Where's the Pole? Trying to figure out the recipe for ice ![]() |
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() Pics aren't loading. |
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bohemian on my mom's side––3rd generation american.
czechs are all basically insane. |
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() Pics aren't loading. I knew some sick fuck would want to see a near century old African flicking the bean... ![]() |
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() Pics aren't loading. I knew some sick fuck would want to see a near century old African flicking the bean... ![]() You know someone would chime in "I'd hit that". ![]() |
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I wish I could post some of the images I'm finding on some of their pages to burn ya'lls retinas out.
Some of this shit is fucked up... I don't get how it hasn't been removed from Facebook yet. |
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() Pics aren't loading. I knew some sick fuck would want to see a near century old African flicking the bean... ![]() You know someone would chime in "I'd hit that". ![]() More like someone would chime in "I already hit that" ![]() |
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It's not just the Czechs, it's Europe.
Much of Europe is socialist and attittudes there are far more liberal, more permissive than the USA. |
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Hey, Towely, help a fellow cheddarhead out! Pics and addresses of the ones who want to leave the old country if you don't mind...
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Hey, Towely, help a fellow cheddarhead out! Pics and addresses of the ones who want to leave the old country if you don't mind... I'm not gonna pimp my cousins out. I've got dibs! ![]() ![]() Here is a profile I made my way to through one of them link Just randomly surfing profiles it appears that the slut per capita ratio in CZ is at least triple what it is in the US. A lot of them look a bit...coked out though. edit: and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!? |
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Well I would never want to stand in the way of someone who wants first dibs on banging his own cousin...
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Quoted: The two I dated were. One came at me with a knife after she found out an old G/F had called me.bohemian on my mom's side––3rd generation american. czechs are all basically insane. The drama was intense, and ultimately wore me out, but the flexibility was absolutely amazing. |
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edit: and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!? Fran Drescher! ![]() I always liked her. Even the voice. ![]() |
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My wife is 100% Czech, 4th generation. She is one of the most down to earth people I have ever met and I will have words with anyone who says differently.
With that said I have been married to her for 15 years and with her for over 20 and she still loves the sex........ maybe you are onto something here Towely. |
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Quoted: Me also... Quoted: edit: and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!? Fran Drescher! ![]() I always liked her. Even the voice. ![]() Screen door, drum, etc... |
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Quoted: The second worst thing about NYC is chicks with that voice.Quoted: Me also... Quoted: edit: and a bit of searching in the mobile uploads section of this profile leads to the WTF!? Fran Drescher! ![]() I always liked her. Even the voice. ![]() Screen door, drum, etc... ![]() |
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I used to live there.....I love Czech women....even though they've broken my heart. THey aren't as prudish as many Americans. Given the chance, if I could snag a job, I'd move back in a heart beat.
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() so, what kind of site allow a profile pic like that? |
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so, what kind of site allow a profile pic like that? Facebook, apparently. Go a few posts up, go to the WTF page I linked and follow my instructions... |
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I just got back from Prague a few weeks ago. We stopped in Shannon Ireland for fuel, the handler there called Prague "The city of sin"....maybe you are on to something Towely
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Europeans think the American double standard in regards to sex are insane. Sex is used to sell everything,is everywhere in music and movies yet there are still so many hangups about it. Well,you only have to look at the absurdity of why we can have dismembered bodies but no boobies: because looking at boobies is terribly wrong.It's not just men that think it,it's American women too.
It's not that (especially Eastern) European girls are sluts,it's just that they tend to be a little more overt with their sexuality. In other words,they are fantastic ![]() ETA: Czech is awesome. The hookers waiting by the roadside in the middle of nowhere are hilarious. I still don't know why anyone needs to pay over there,hit the pub and you're going home with something all the same. Of course,the town my friends live in is now almost completely over-run with gypsies from farther east and they have fucked the place up beyond all belief ![]() |
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You know what they call an abortion in Eastern Europe?
A Cancelled Czech! ![]() |
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Quoted: I don't know but it's on my list of places to visit. ![]() Same here. ![]() |
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Heck my facebook profile picture is me in full leathers holding a blow up doll to my crotch (No I am not naked, no parts are hanging out). That's how us Europeans roll, don't hate.
Silly puritans. |
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It's not just the Czechs, it's Europe. Much of Europe is socialist and attittudes there are far more liberal, more permissive than the USA. What about Japan? ![]() |
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I used to live there.....I love Czech women....even though they've broken my heart. THey aren't as prudish as many Americans. Given the chance, if I could snag a job, I'd move back in a heart beat. Beer Please! The english translation of your screen name says you know a thing or two about Czech. |
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im Slovak we dont have that problem, and i still have my mom whole side of the family over there
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() I am third generation from CZ. I befriended a few folks there with the same last name, they seem to think we could be related. They are into porn, rap, and weed. |
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Quoted: czechstreets.com Not surprised by this thread. ![]() ![]() Dude, HOW ABOUT A NSFW WARNING!!! I'm expecting crazy Czech people not PORN!! Glad I wasn't at work, I'd be packing my desk right now! |
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czechstreets.com Not surprised by this thread. ![]() ![]() Dude, HOW ABOUT A NSFW WARNING!!! I'm expecting crazy Czech people not PORN!! Glad I wasn't at work, I'd be packing my desk right now! Thanks for taking the fall, I am at work. ![]() |
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Quoted: Quoted: So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() I am third generation from CZ. I befriended a few folks there with the same last name, they seem to think we could be related. They are into porn, rap, and weed. I wonder how hard it is to move to CZ.... |
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Quoted: It's not just the Czechs, it's Europe. Much of Europe is socialist and attittudes there are far more liberal, more permissive than the USA. As is the case most of the world over. The prudes and introverted sexual attitudes that abound in this country is simply amazing. ![]() |
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So I'm Czech, 2nd generation to be born in the US on my dad's side. We have a lot of family left in the "old country." They recently tracked me down on facebook. All the women strike me as the biggest bunch of sluts on the planet. I don't know how closely related to them I am so I don't know if I'm good to go fapping or not. ![]() Now I just made a "new" friend from CZ. Her profile picture sports a Photoshopped dick on some sort of candybar and further down her old profile picture there is some ancient African grandma, completely naked, spread eagle in front of a computer, fingerbanging herself. ![]() Does she want to be a US Citizen? ![]() |
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