Hi,

I don't usually post in GD. But I have to vent - slight rant. I have an icecream shop in a quiet suburban area. It's mostly staffed by teenage girls - all under 18 and students. And NO, no pics you pervs.

It annoys me when men stare at the young girls. No matter what the physique leads you to believe, they're kids. I know we're men and a curvy figure has to be looked at. But there's a difference between looking/glancing and staring and ogling. There are websites for those people - stay away from my shop. I had to stare back at an inappropriately ogling customer with my best alpha-male wolf stare before he finally got the hint I was well aware of him. He was with his children. There's a line and some people cross it. It takes me to "Condition Orange" and that raises my blood pressure in addition to pissing me off.

Rant 3/10 , no cuss words or pics. Too bad.

-JC

ETA: I'll tell the story of the particular incident that I was venting about. I could probably have avoided some misunderstandigs if I had done this earlier.

   My employee told me that there was a guy staring at her through the windows and that she was uncomfortable. I'm not using her exact words. The employee was a 15 year old girl dressed in a clean-cut appearnace, not risque. I observed and immediately recognized him as a customer I had served. He appeared to be in his late 50s or so, and was with a group that appeared to be his wife, daughter, granddaughter and grandson. He was fine at the window and paid for the whole group. At some point he had seperated from them and was leaning aginst the window just leering at the crew - not just that one employee. There's a difference between looking vs. leaning on the window staring at people doing their job with your mouth open, totally immersed in thought so deeply one doesn't see anything else going on around him. I basically had to stand directly in his view and stay there before he finally took his eyes off the crew and met mine. At which point, as we know, he received the Alph-Male Wolf Stare........... And probably felt the biggest rush of fear he's ever experienced  come over him .
 Actually he just looked a little annoyed and rejoined his group on the opposite side of the building. That's it. I generally don't have too many problematic customers. But occasionally we're bound to get them.

-JC
 

sorry...

I am a pervert, and attend almost every monthly meeting. However when I see an attractive women and then realize she is (or looks) to be under age, then the looking stops. I agree there are certain lines, under 18 is wrong, and there is a big difference between looking at an attractive women and just flat out ogling her with no shame.



IMHO

I notice this too. Guys driving in the car ahead of me and they just take their eyes off the road for 5 minutes while oogling everything with a vagina. The worst are the guys that come into the building I manage. It is at a college and we have female student workers that guys will just come up to and stare at. Fuckin creepyass guys all over the place that never learned some fucking manners in public

No shit, have some class and wear sunglasses to hide the wandering eyes, or for the techies film it with your phone while you pretend to play solitaire.

Why didn't you just hire fat, ugly girls?

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you open a location in West Los Angeles?

Comedy gold

Cuz they're not as fun to look at, duh

How do they dress?

Duh? He wants to make money, not lose it to employee theft.......



 

Are you hiring





ETA:  ...Almost forgot.  

Icecream shop, eh? Shouldn't it be Condition Sherbet?
 

Well, how would you think they dress?  They wear ankle length dresses in black or brown with full sleeves.  They use no make-up and do their best not to smile.

When 18 year old women spend a lot of time reaching into the ice cream freezer it turns on their high beams.






 

So post-pubescent girls who probably dress in those tight black pants, thongs, and tight shirts with bras semi-showing are causing men to stare? Do tell me more about the sky being blue.

You do realize that it isn't until relatively recently that there has been this "hands off" approach to the arbitrary "under-18 females", right? You do realize that prior to that change these girls, actually women, are biologically adults and prior to this they were able to make adult decisions?

 The lack of pics has turned this thread into Condition Blue Balls

Sounds sexy as hell.



 

Somehow, I rather doubt that.

That is what we need.... SFP:DR  (Scanned For Pics-Didn't Read)





 

Dude, there's a ballet school on Olympic and Stewart. The perv's line up across the street.

I'm just looking at the cones man.

Even Edward Abbey wrote about wanting to nail the Baskin-Robbins chick bent way over to get the last few scoops out of the bottom of the drum.
 

The physical shell grows old and frail but the heart still wants to believe that the amorous exploits of youth are still possible.

Meh on the rant....Most are beyond the age of giving a fuck.  They are near the end, why not let them enjoy what they still can see....

took you eight years to reach the milestone "308" post and you burned it quoting........"titties"

I applaud your priorities good sir

Lighten up Nancy..........

The blue pill doesn't make younger females want you. It just helps you perform again.

Some older women are pissed off because they thought they didn't need to put out anymore, and their randy mates are standing tall again wanting a piece.

Is this one of them?





Edited...VA-gunnut




 

Those are always the best flavors.

Why yes, yes it is.

LOL!

 

The story has all the elements:

hot underage girls, lecherous old men, and a heavily armed proprietor who luuuuuvs Charles Bronson movies and will kill to keep America pure from dirty thoughts.

What it lacks however, is pacing, suspense, and sub-plots.

I'd make one of the teenage girls an undercover FBI agent. Another would be pregnant. So on. Each would have a "story" and an obstacle to overcome. I can keep sub-plots going throughout the story like this. As for the lecherous old men? I'd just make them highly exaggerated caricatures of people I really know. Except for one: he's the villain. And it's important that he's more powerful than you, the protagonist, because it gives you a bigger obstacle to overcome. See where I'm headed?

I'd also throw in a shitload more violence, nudity, and foul language. "R" ratings don't cut it anymore. Gotta be edgy, my friend. You're going to need to put either a homosexual or an animal of some kind in there, too. Can't limit yourself to just one target demographic.

lol

Soooooo, where is your ice cream shop?

Address of your shop?

Just kidding.

You DO realize, that your sales would be much lower if you had older fat girls working there, right?

...and this leads me to believe that you are prospering off of having young, attractive females working for you.

You are an Ice Cream Pimp.

That flavor definitely looks guaranteed to satisfy!  

This is about what I expected.

I don't hire fat girls because they eat too much icecream. Actually though, people think the hiring process is a strategy, it's not. Who do they think applies at an icecream shop? It's not fat housewives.

I'm a realist, I know what's OK and where the line is. I don't think the people that stare and stare have marriage and a family in mind. As for the comic effect? I got the lingo down . They really are kids - just try talking with them and it becomes obvious. There's a difference between looking at girls and staring so hard they can feel it and get uncomfortable. And the age discrepancy is valid; boys are one thing, men are another.

Still though, the leches do buy something while they're there.

-JC

How do they dress?

 

There is no such thing as a quiet suburban neighborhood with cute young women in the shops.
 

They dress like teenage girls. Naively provacative and revealing.

Icecream pimp - hillarious !

-JC

Post the address, and this could be a wildly successful viral marketing campaign.

We wanna hear more about this wolf stare business. Who seems to be most vulnerable to this, and how would you rate its effectiveness as opposed to, oh, pepper spray?

Are an Icecream pimp's HR practices different from a square's?