I will get raped tomorrow.

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Posted: 7/31/2012 6:03:46 PM EDT

I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:05:42 PM EDT

[#1]

Please don't tell my wife about my mistress.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:08:26 PM EDT

[#2]

Did you get your plane tickets online...at a work computer?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:09:08 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:

I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.

What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

He's going there to interview YOU.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:09:34 PM EDT

[#4]

ski mask?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:09:34 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Did you get your plane tickets online...at a work computer?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:10:08 PM EDT

[#6]

I can hear the 70's guitar playing now.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:10:37 PM EDT

[#7]

You're meeting your wife's cousin/brother/sister and picking them up. Have a real flight and gate info in mind. Fancy running into 'you' here, I was just on my way to the food court to grab a snack. Oh take off the tie and coat, appear as casual as possible.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:12:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Wear a disguise. I suggest dressing up like a woman. Probably help with your interview as well.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:13:01 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:

He's going there to interview YOU.

LOL!

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:13:17 PM EDT

[#10]

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Posted: 7/31/2012 6:13:37 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did you get your plane tickets online...at a work computer?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:16:02 PM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:19:33 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
<queue Ferris Bueller's Day Off whaa whaa music>

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:22:19 PM EDT

[#14]

Aaah Jimminy I'm crying here. My cousin recommended I wear a disguise. I've got slacks, dress shirt and a tie picked out. No way that looks suspicious huh?

Fuck I'm drunk again.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:22:43 PM EDT

[#15]

I give you a 72% chance of being okay. Of course, this is a complete guess based on no science or calculator use.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:23:08 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did you get your plane tickets online...at a work computer?

No!!! The company interviewing me bought them for me. I can't back out!!!!

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:24:15 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
I give you a 72% chance of being okay. Of course, this is a complete guess based on no science or calculator use.

Thanks, that's 100% - what you said from what I was thinking.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:26:11 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Wear a disguise. I suggest dressing up like a woman. Probably help with your interview as well.

Make it a minority woman and you're a lock.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:28:00 PM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wear a disguise. I suggest dressing up like a woman. Probably help with your interview as well.

Make it a minority woman and you're a lock.

I have an old woman mask. What minority has green skin and white hair?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:29:36 PM EDT

[#20]

This has the potential to turn into an epic clusterfuck!

Please let us know how it turns out, because it has all the makings of a brand new, never before performed, French Farce.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:29:43 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

He's going there to interview YOU.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:30:36 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Please don't tell my wife about my mistress.

this.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:34:54 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Please don't tell my wife about my mistress.

this.

This isn't helpful....

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:37:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Taggin this shit for an outcome.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:40:26 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:
Taggin this shit for an outcome.

Like a bad train wreck....

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:41:38 PM EDT

[#26]

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:48:00 PM EDT

[#27]

Send a female accomplice to the airport to distract your boss.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:48:47 PM EDT

[#28]

good luck. I thought this kind of crap could only happen to me. It sounds just like something my boss would pull. Fortunately, it's not since I'm not going anywhere tomorrow.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:49:55 PM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Send a female accomplice to the airport to distract your boss.

I'm trying!! She is just laughing at me.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:50:00 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

Which airport are we talking about here? I hope not Shreveport.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:51:52 PM EDT

[#31]

Honestly though, if you get there before his plane is to arrive and just sit at your exit gate, the chances are he'll never even pass by you.

Unless this is like Mishawaka Regional Airfield or something.

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:52:31 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
ski mask?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:54:36 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

Which airport are we talking about here? I hope not Shreveport.

LOL why?

Posted: 7/31/2012 6:59:16 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

Which airport are we talking about here? I hope not Shreveport.

LOL why?

Oh, no reason in particular that I ask. That's just a pretty fuckin' small airport, bro.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:03:17 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

Which airport are we talking about here? I hope not Shreveport.

LOL why?

Oh, no reason in particular that I ask. That's just a pretty fuckin' small airport, bro.

Much smaller. Much.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:17:27 PM EDT

[#36]

this is going to be great!

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:22:00 PM EDT

[#37]

Report him to TSA. Problem solved.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:22:34 PM EDT

[#38]

Tag for the sore ass update.

ETA: "Report him to TSA. Problem solved."

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:24:28 PM EDT

[#39]

i'd be careful if you hit the head there at the airport

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:24:42 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I had an interview set up for a new job. It requires me to catch a plane out of town. My boss decides he wants to fly in tomorrow into the SAME airport and interview a new candidate with me...on a 1 day's notice. It is a tiny airport.
What are the odds I run into him at the airport? I told him a pretty good excuse, but Murphy's law is closing in on me.

Which airport are we talking about here? I hope not Shreveport.

LOL why?

Oh, no reason in particular that I ask. That's just a pretty fuckin' small airport, bro.

Much smaller. Much.

Daaaaamn, man. I don't know what to tell ya'.

Quoted:
You're meeting your wife's cousin/brother/sister and picking them up. Have a real flight and gate info in mind. Fancy running into 'you' here, I was just on my way to the food court to grab a snack. Oh take off the tie and coat, appear as casual as possible.

This might be the best solution. Godspeed.

Remember; a plan is just a list of things that don't happen.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:24:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
Wear a disguise. I suggest dressing up like a woman. Probably help with your interview as well.

This.

Go watch some of John Candy's old movies for inspiration with your disguise.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:26:34 PM EDT

[#42]

There's no chance of your boss being an arfcomer is there?

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:27:37 PM EDT

[#43]

have a friend dress up as batman and wander around

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:30:36 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Taggin this shit for an outcome.

Like a bad train wreck....

MSY or Baton Rouge??

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:32:53 PM EDT

[#45]

Do you know how to detonate an explosive device that you may have inserted into your asshole?

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:33:37 PM EDT

[#46]

anus, prepare it

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:35:54 PM EDT

[#47]

In... What could possibly go wrong.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:38:48 PM EDT

[#48]

This could spiral out of control like the movIe Fargo. Time to rent a chipper shredder.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:39:39 PM EDT

[#49]

This could spiral out of control like the move Fargo. Time to rent a chipper shredder.

Posted: 7/31/2012 7:42:18 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Did you get your plane tickets online...at a work computer?

lololol busted

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