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Posted: 12/7/2012 8:11:40 AM EST
I have found $14 in change in a box. What should I invest or do with this new found treasure? Pulled pork for BBQ tacos?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:12:56 AM EST
[#1]
Thats like 7 months of Arfcom, bro!
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:13:06 AM EST
[#2]
Find another $10 and buy a membership
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:13:16 AM EST
[#3]
Ammo.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:13:34 AM EST
[#4]
Buy 14 compressed air horns from the dollar store, line up under a piece of 2x4, place in bathroom stall while boss is pooping.

Drop brick on 2x4 and walk away.





Speed
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:13:49 AM EST
[#5]
You are not responsible enough to have this money. you should give it to the government to spend it for you. They know more. They are smart. They have Obama.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:13:56 AM EST
[#6]
Cheap hooker with shitty blow?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:14:41 AM EST
[#7]
Go to your local street pharmacist.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:14:58 AM EST
[#8]
Buy world of tanks gold.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:17:10 AM EST
[#9]
Quoted:
I have found $14 in change in a box. What should I invest or do with this new found treasure? Pulled pork for BBQ tacos?


Want to make $14 the hard way?

$14


Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:20:19 AM EST
[#10]
You should purchase a bunch of tiny classified ads in local newspapers...and you'll be RICH!

Trust me…



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Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:20:26 AM EST
[#11]
To to Harbor Freight and get something nice.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:21:49 AM EST
[#12]
Buy a few pre-1965 dimes.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:25:33 AM EST
[#13]
parody thread?


I vote box of ammo.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:26:32 AM EST
[#14]
P-mag
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:27:34 AM EST
[#15]
I thought it was kinda funny to see this directly under the "What to do with $127K" thread.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:28:27 AM EST
[#16]
Quoted:
I thought it was kinda funny to see this directly under the "What to do with $127K" thread.


Lulz.

Yeah put it toward a membership bro. This train wreck is about the only forum I'll pay for.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:28:42 AM EST
[#17]
dollar tacos
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:28:46 AM EST
[#18]
Quoted:
Cheap toothless hooker with shitty blow meth?


Fixed it for the budget available.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:29:36 AM EST
[#19]
Real estate man.  With that ind of coin, you're looking at  getting at least a shovel full of dirt and maybe a scrap of plywood.  Who knows what that could be worth 20 years from now.  

Or, you buy a couple refrigerator boxes off some distressed owners under your local overpass, rehab and flip them for at least 50% profit.  We split the profits right?

Why does everyone else have all the luck?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:30:29 AM EST
[#20]
go to the zoo, flip off the monkeys...
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:34:16 AM EST
[#21]
Buy a razorblade and remove a mole.  You'll have enough left over for a tallboy at the gas station.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:37:33 AM EST
[#22]
Buy one Whopper at the regular price and get another for .55.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:38:57 AM EST
[#23]
a ten pund bag of candle wax from amazon and make your own candles

10 pund bag and a 100 ft spool of braided wick is only like 12 bucks on amazon
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:39:06 AM EST
[#24]
Quoted:
Buy 14 compressed air horns from the dollar store, line up under a piece of 2x4, place in bathroom stall while boss is pooping.
Drop brick on 2x4 and walk away.


Speed


you forgot about the tax.  He can only get 13
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:41:36 AM EST
[#25]
Quoted:
Cheap hooker with shitty blow?


Store brand vaseline with MD20/20
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:45:44 AM EST
[#26]
FDE PMag from 44mag.com. 14.20 shipped.  Their is prolly .20 under the cushions.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:49:11 AM EST
[#27]
Quoted:
P-mag


Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:49:18 AM EST
[#28]
Six pack of PBR and scratch-offs
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:53:48 AM EST
[#29]
Quoted:
I have found $14 in change in a box. What should I invest or do with this new found treasure? Pulled pork for BBQ tacos?


The normal answer is hookers and blow but in your case, it's a $10 whore and a 40-ounce can of malt liquor.  You don't have enough to afford a condom, so you're probably gonna get the aids.  Dibs on your . . . .   ummm . . .  never mind.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:58:23 AM EST
[#30]
28 tacos at Jack in the Crack?
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:58:26 AM EST
[#31]
Get a handy from a whore in an alley.  Have her/him dry tug it to for added pleasure.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:58:34 AM EST
[#32]



Quoted:


Thats like 7 months of Arfcom, bro!


very good , and the first post too.



 
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 8:59:40 AM EST
[#33]
Quoted:
Six pack of PBR and scratch-offs


12 pack of Yuengleng and pretend you didn't win anything on scratch offs.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:04:16 AM EST
[#34]
buffet rule.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:16:56 AM EST
[#35]
Craigslist hooker and look at a picture of cocaine.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:20:31 AM EST
[#36]
GOLD
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:22:41 AM EST
[#37]
Beer FTW!
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:24:40 AM EST
[#38]
Put it in a 4% checking account and live off it. What a windfall.
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:24:50 AM EST
[#39]
"My hands smell like taco meat"
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:25:17 AM EST
[#40]
Put a "WTB Something For $14.00" ad on Craigslist, post results
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:25:45 AM EST
[#41]
tacos
Link Posted: 12/7/2012 9:31:10 AM EST
[#42]
Quoted:
Put a "WTB Something For $14.00" ad on Craigslist, post results

Winner!





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