Ever actually pissed on a grave?

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Posted: 12/23/2012 6:01:14 AM EDT

"I'll piss on (so-and-so's...) grave some day." (dance on, step over, whatever...)

Have you actually done it?

I'll start this one by saying that many years ago I went away for a while and came back to my hometown to find out that a former (divorced) family member, that had caused many in my family alot of grief, had finally undone themself and was now lying in an unmarked grave in a small cemetery in the next town.

I found some free time and was kind of bored so I drove over to the next town and, by chance, caught a worker on a backhoe moving some dirt at the back of the cemetery. It was a hot summer day and he was ready to take a break so he stopped the tractor and talked with me for a minute. He didn't know exactly where said-decedent was buried but he had a walkie-talkie on the tractor and called someone who came back a few seconds later with a block and plot number. The worker walked me over to the lot and told me to keep walking until I came to a certian plot. I found it with an aluminum 5"x8" frame on top of it and a note card with the name stuck in the temporary frame.

I pondered the grief that this person had caused me and my loved ones. I hadn't seen this person since long-before they had left the family years ago. I had heard from other family members that the booze had taken it's toll and then they had discovered meth from some of their bar room buddies. They were already in poor health and the combination didn't do well with their diabetic condition either. This person had died decades before their time.

I caught myself looking over at the worker who had gone back to his tractor, about 150-200 yards away. There was no one else there and he wasn't looking.

...and then I dropped my fly and whizzed all over that grave. It was kind of cathartic. The poetic justice that they had done themself in. I later heard that there had only been a handful of people that showed up for the funeral, and most of them had only come to make sure that this person was really dead.

Am I sick? I'll let the forum decide.

Ever pissed on a grave?

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:03:43 AM EDT

[#1]

I've never pissed on a grave but I also don't believe that all the dead deserve respect either.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:04:22 AM EDT

[#2]

no but I can name 1 that I would love to wink a steamer off on when it becomes available in the future...

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:04:30 AM EDT

[#3]

Not yet...

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:05:30 AM EDT

[#4]

No, but when I die I might as well get a urinal for a headstone to streamline the process.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:06:04 AM EDT

[#5]

I am waiting to bust that cherry for when Jane Fonda or some other serious traitor to our nation passes.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:06:25 AM EDT

[#6]

Yes, my cousin's husband's grave. He was an asshole 1st Class & made life miserable for all those around him. He was also a 1st class alcoholic as well.

Yes, I attended his funeral, mostly to ensure the SOB was in fact dead. Yes, it was cathartic. I would do it again & never think twice about it.

My .o2

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:06:57 AM EDT

[#7]

I wanted to, but was denied the chance when the person was cremated.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:07:08 AM EDT

[#8]

There were a few that I would have, but I don't care enough to find the grave. (Threatened to shoot me as child, would pull into drive away and other acts of aggression after threats)

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:07:25 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
No, but when I die I might as well get a urinal for a headstone to streamline the process.

I'm with you on that one. I'm sure there'll be a line to piss on mine someday too.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:07:28 AM EDT

[#10]

I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:09:05 AM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I wanted to, but was denied the chance when the person was cremated.

Same here.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:09:59 AM EDT

[#12]

Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:13:07 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

That is one place where I would not micterate upon the grass... He got lucky.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:13:11 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Next time I'm in the NoVA area, I will bring a catheter and a good length of tube, routing it out my pant leg. A valve secreted in my pants pocket will make it a command device.

Before the deed, I will feast on asparagus with strong coffee. I hope they all can smell it when I am done.

I realize that not all cemeteries are secluded like the one where this happened, and no one wants to get charged with lewd exposure or outraging public decency. Fill a Gatorade bottle and dump it on them if you have to...I'd say that it still counted as a whizz.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:13:28 AM EDT

[#15]

Does spitting on Ted Kennedy's count?

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Posted: 12/23/2012 6:15:10 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Does spitting on Ted Kennedy's count?

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Posted: 12/23/2012 6:15:30 AM EDT

[#17]

I wish I could remember the poster who mentioned a couple days ago that his bucket list included taking a crap on Pelosi's grave. All kinds of ideas came into mind after reading that

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:16:57 AM EDT

[#18]

"Cleveland Steamer"

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:17:32 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Not yet...

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:18:11 AM EDT

[#20]

If I ever find where a particular guy is buried I'll take a shit on his grave and pay someone to make a stone grave marker reading "Here lies a man with no good in him whatsoever."

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:18:37 AM EDT

[#21]

No. But if I lived close to where they buried that adam fuck who killed all those first graders.
I'd piss all over it...maybe even dig him up and piss on his face. Then light his ass on fire.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:19:54 AM EDT

[#22]

When the guy who killed my father is buried I will buy the toilet so I can shit on his grave often. Right now he is still in jail.

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Posted: 12/23/2012 6:21:26 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
When the guy who killed my father is buried I will buy the toilet so I can shit on his grave often. Right now he is still in jail.

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Wow, that's gotta hurt bro.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:21:57 AM EDT

[#24]

...

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:23:29 AM EDT

[#25]

Not yet.

But the trip is planned for after the holidays.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:24:45 AM EDT

[#26]

only shallow ones covered in rocks

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:26:14 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

To think that he lies with some of the nation's greatest and most humble... His arrogance probably blocked the notion that his unworthiness would cause great ghosts to haunt his worthless ass. We can only wonder what his letter to the Pope said.

I'd piss on his grave and Pelosi's. But never at Arlington.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:26:36 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

That is one place where I would not micterate upon the grass... He got lucky.

Micturate. I only know because I had to look it up. I'm not a spelling Nazi as I can't spell for shite. More like a spelling Jew.

I never have and can't think of anyone I know personally I would want to do that to. Like someone else said celebs that are traitorous or big pos.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:26:59 AM EDT

[#29]

I actually have

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:27:30 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

To think that he lies with some of the nation's greatest and most humble... His arrogance probably blocked the notion that his unworthiness would cause great ghosts to haunt his worthless ass. We can only wonder what his letter to the Pope said.

I'd piss on his grave and Pelosi's. But never at Arlington.

Hallowed ground..

That's OK. Teddy's earthly remains may be at Arlington, but I like to think that he's twisting on a slow spit in hell right now.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:28:00 AM EDT

[#31]

There's a short list of people I wouldn't mind doing it too.

The best revenge is out living the assholes.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:28:28 AM EDT

[#32]

I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:28:57 AM EDT

[#33]

Not yet...

On a totally unrelated matter...How old is the Kenyan?

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:29:32 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:30:27 AM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Does spitting on Ted Kennedy's count?

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It's right off the side of the road, well in range.

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Posted: 12/23/2012 6:30:46 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

Also knowing he probably peed in her.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:31:21 AM EDT

[#37]

I definitely have 2 or 3 I plan to... I'm just waiting for them to die!

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:33:21 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

Bad karma, too.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:35:50 AM EDT

[#39]

Probably, there are a lot of unmarked graves on this planet

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:36:39 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Does spitting on Ted Kennedy's count?

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It's right off the side of the road, don't even have to correct for crosswind.

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Posted: 12/23/2012 6:37:15 AM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:
I will piss on the guys grave who was banging my wife ! I haven't found out where he's buried yet

poetic justice he died in the sack with her ... Bad heart

I bet she can't give it away anymore huh? that thing will kill you.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:45:25 AM EDT

[#42]

At first I thought "this thread is kind of fucked up" but when you realize how much some people have made other's lives miserable then its at least somewhat justified.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:46:39 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:
Not yet...

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:51:00 AM EDT

[#44]

Not yet, but there is that one piece of shit who when he dies, ya, I hope to piss all over that fuckers grave

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:52:25 AM EDT

[#45]

no

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:53:09 AM EDT

[#46]

Quoted:
I'm extremely displeased that they interred Ted Kennedy in Arlington National Cemetary.

Yep, the local cemeteries in his hometown didn't have enough security to handle the lines that would form.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:53:22 AM EDT

[#47]

no, but there is a list.

Posted: 12/23/2012 6:57:55 AM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:
I am waiting to bust that cherry for when Jane Fonda or some other serious traitor to our nation passes.

FDR's been dead for quite a while.

Posted: 12/23/2012 7:04:28 AM EDT

[#49]

With the way caskets are sealed its really pretty silly as is people's obsession with the left over meat.

Posted: 12/23/2012 7:08:42 AM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
I wanted to, but was denied the chance when the person was cremated.

Did they scatter the ashes at sea? if so you could just whiz in any body of water and call it good

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