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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:06:02 PM EDT
If you are on the list you are in, if you posted earlier and I missed you IM me, otherwise COLA WARRIOR IS FULL THIS YEAR!  72oz of American Dream. Mississippi is a swamp filled wasteland. Within it lies a course. Outside the course, snakes, poisonous plants, unmarked holes, cursed earth. Inside the course, the cursed obstacles, stretching from conexbox to shooting range. An unbroken torture filled contest. 75 people living with the trials of the old course, and the additions of the new. Obstacles. Peeps. Running. Shooting. Cola. Cola Warrior. Convulsing. Vomiting, Breaking under your own weight. Basement dwellers in fear of the run. The Coke. The Peep. Only one thing fighting for triumph in the chaos: the men and woman of Cola Warrior. Athletes. Shooters. Gluttons. Attend or forever live in shame.  If you have no idea what this is, click this: or this: Obstacle course. 5 Peeps. Run. 1/2 mile Shoot Rifle/ Pistol (8 steel rifle targets out to 300m, 5 pistol plate at 25m.) 6 carbonated beverage Chug. Each obstacle not completed 5 minute penalty. Each Peep not eaten 5 minute penalty. Each target not shot 5 minute penalty. Each coke not chugged 5 minute penalty. Winner will be person with fastest time. ITEMS NEEDED: 6 carbonated beverages, Rifle, Pistol, at least 2 mags of ammo for each, but bring more if you are a bad shot. Link to last years: Link to the first one: Prizes/sponsors: FOR EVERYONE WHO RUNS COURSE: Geissele SSA-E 1st place: GEISSELE: Geissele upper. Winner choice, 9.5 or 13 MK4 rail. Highspeed match trigger AIM: gear sector G3 light mount MOE scout light mount Crosstac sling 3x troy rail covers AIM gasblock 2x AIM hats. DK-PROF: 200$ towards tattoo of winners choice 2nd place: GEISSELE: 9.5 or 13 MK4 rail. Highspeed match trigger AIM: MOE scout light mount Crosstac sling 3x troy rail covers. AIM gasblock 2x AIM hats. 3rd Place: GEISSELE: Highspeed match trigger AIM Troy TRX 7.6 rail MOE scout light mount 3x troy rail covers. 2x AIM hats. BM-1 AK light mount Highest placing Woman GEISSELE upper AIM: gear sector G3 light mount 3x ladder rail covers Best Vomit: AIM: Troy TRX 7.6 rail 1x troy rail cover 3x ladder rail covers MOE scout mount 2x aim hats MOST HALAL: Pak-made: Bottle Burqah Tape grip Lady stickers AIM: BM-1 AK light mount 3x ladder covers themollusk: AK74 mag loaded Best lowlight/no light run: TNVC torch TNVC gear Diddymas: I have two 3-packs of Troy Battlemags to be awarded at random 10 T-shirts 10 Monkey Fists Loco_engineer: 100$ Towards winners tattoo. goodmedicine: Custom kydex holster for contestant with most cuts scrapes and bruises. Fugative: Knife to first placing contestant over 40. Blitz308: Peeps for all contestants. 23pistol23: Winners plaques. 100 cozys.Medical Kit Trauma Pack -23 rounds M193 for 23rd place -SOG Tomahawk -6 pack beer bandolier -Bacon bandaids Kaik: Patches for all contestants surveyor3: Plaque for most mediocre contestant. Deltaelite777: Scotch/PPSH vodka. Everycitizenasoldier.org /Currahee: Leatherman and headlamp each for over 40 winner and longest drive. Captain Morgan: Hammerhead rifle tool for Miss Congeniality. Ehenry: 100 rounds 5.56 to last place 50 to second to last. Gollotts of D'Iberville.: 40lbs of Shrimp. Trojanman: Keg of Imperial Peep Ale. Surveyor03: Winner gets to name his cat and also booze. USP45Tim: Spices for them scrimps. Coyote115: multicam hats, BCM Med CH, and mag SKDTAC: 3 OD green hats/ stickers FAQ: Can I vomit? : If you vomit before you finish all 6, its a 5 minute penalty for the one you were drinking, and any you did not finish. What if I cant do an obstacle?: It must be attempted, if you fail its a 5 minute penalty and you go to next obstacle. Can I stay out there friday?: Sure lots of people do, bring a tent, bring food. Can I chug beer instead of soft drink?: NO. What kinda rifle or pistol?: Any kind you want. What if I run out of ammo before hitting each target once?: 5 minute penalty for each target not hit. How much ammo can I bring?: As much as you think necessary to hit 8 rifle, 5 pistol targets. Are you crazy?: Yes. Attending: -75 RustedAce +7 MikeH Blitz_308 BlitzJr USP45tim Captian_Morgan +1 TheCanuck NoloContendere Dock_Rocker EHenry +1 Kaik +1 23pistol23 +1 Fugitive HKHamartia Stutzcattle AKengineer +1 Frog_Legs +1 surveyor3 Landraider Currahee iwouldntknow ragincajun1919 doubleclaw Gunsbikes CROWDLG CRab +1 Pilotman Possumking +1 xxprince +1 Bamaflinger Superq7 +1 Louisianarebel Maxtherabbit fortydelta USMCbuckwild loco_engineer johnnypantz hoodwink DK_Prof LoBrau TrojanMan CasualObserver Yakrat101 nick98302 Sti_Cazzi Diddymas 101_proof RazorEye Ragin_Cajun IAmA_Ericholder_AMA +1 SavageMOA +1 Boomslang64 Whiskerz Southern_Shooter08 10MM guy Jaclick UPPERS:       |
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:09:33 PM EDT
[#1]
Everyone is fucked.
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:11:42 PM EDT
[#2]
The peepmag cometh.
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:14:52 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm getting in shape for tough mudder this year. If I make it, I'll do Cola Warrior next year.
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:17:10 PM EDT
[#4]
sweet
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:22:13 PM EDT
[#5]
Legendary
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:25:09 PM EDT
[#6]
A Man, A plan, A trashcan
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Posted: 2/11/2013 10:25:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Awww yeaaahh...
I'm going to compile a training montage... |
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Posted: 2/11/2013 11:02:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted: Awww yeaaahh... I'm going to compile a training montage... Nice, depending on sponsors, I will probably do a prize for best training vid again this year. |
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Posted: 2/11/2013 11:10:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Looks like fun, I would like to go but being 5000 miles away blows that idea. Put me down for a couple of shirts XL & XXL. IM me with details
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Posted: 2/11/2013 11:11:28 PM EDT
[#10]
if i can get the time off ill drive out from CA.
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Posted: 2/11/2013 11:15:03 PM EDT
[#11]
tag
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:05:51 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: if i can get the time off ill drive out from CA. Not a bad drive............ |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:08:12 AM EDT
[#13]
I'm in.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:09:02 AM EDT
[#14]
Cola of death?
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:10:28 AM EDT
[#15]
One day I hope to make it to one of these.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:12:04 AM EDT
[#16]
After an unfortunate absence last year, I will be in for this one. Problem is, crawdads are not as plentiful where I am located now, as they were in 2011.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:12:23 AM EDT
[#17]
I hope the new Pope puts an end to this barbarity.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:15:03 AM EDT
[#18]
In for the training footy.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:16:06 AM EDT
[#19]
NOICE!
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:18:07 AM EDT
[#20]
Unless I am incapacitated or TSHTF, even if TSHTF, I will be there. Ans I ain't taking dead last again. Been taking Brazilian Jui Jitsu. IM inbound for a possible prize sponsorship.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:23:48 AM EDT
[#21]
Peeps and a 6 pack chug...
The horror THE HORROR |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:24:15 AM EDT
[#22]
lol
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:25:40 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted: lol Dont lol, this event is mostly your fault. Every wild horrible vomit was caused by YOU.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:26:04 AM EDT
[#24]
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I hope the new Pope puts an end to this barbarity. I hear Benedict is resigning to come rock out at ColaWarrior. |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:26:34 AM EDT
[#25]
Not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted.
This is pretty cool stuff Rusted. 
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:27:30 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
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I hope the new Pope puts an end to this barbarity. I hear Benedict is resigning to come rock out at ColaWarrior. Gonna PT with the Swiss Guard. Shrewd man. |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:28:03 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Not sure whether to be impressed or disgusted.
This is pretty cool stuff Rusted. Its Arcom. The answer is both. |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:28:56 AM EDT
[#28]
Fuck.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:30:07 AM EDT
[#29]
I've got a slightly worn Large Coca-Cola tshirt written in Hebrew for a prize. Or maybe we could frame it and hang it in the FEMA trailer.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:32:32 AM EDT
[#30]
Fuckin' Star Wars Day?
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:34:28 AM EDT
[#31]
I'll be at work.
Maybe I'll throw in some coin and sponsor something. |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:34:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:37:23 AM EDT
[#33]
This sounds awesome. I'm requesting the day off of work now.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:39:45 AM EDT
[#34]
No sandwiches (of death)?
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:40:06 AM EDT
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Quoted: Fuck. This |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:42:35 AM EDT
[#36]
I would lose at the peeps part for sure.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:45:28 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted: Quoted: Fuck. This |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:45:44 AM EDT
[#38]
Has anybody invited Mayor Bloomberg yet?
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:49:21 AM EDT
[#39]
I think this would be a blast to attend. Two things hold me back: the drive down there and I absolutely hate Peeps. Maybe we need to get one going in PA...
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:50:51 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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lol Dont lol, this event is mostly your fault.[div] I take great pride in that. I should put it on my C.V.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 5:54:53 AM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
I think this would be a blast to attend. Two things hold me back: the drive down there and I absolutely hate Peeps. Maybe we need to get one going in PA... I don't know that you could franchise it successfully. Maybe change it up to suit the hometown ambiance. Steel beam lifts, coal mining, chug your Cokes and then try to gut half a pound of Charleston Chews.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:00:22 AM EDT
[#42]
In.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:01:42 AM EDT
[#43]
Aimless pussed out on his height & weight. What say you?
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:05:25 AM EDT
[#44]
Tag
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:05:29 AM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Peeps and a 6 pack chug... The horror THE HORROR Yup. Sounds like fun except for those parts. I hate Peeps and no way I'd chug a six pack of Coke. I guess I'm just a pussy.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:08:44 AM EDT
[#46]
My son and I are in! Well if I ever make myself leave Gatlinburg, TN. Happy Mardi Gras ya'll!
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:18:26 AM EDT
[#47]
Quoted: Yup. Sounds like fun except for those parts. I hate Peeps and no way I'd chug a six pack of Coke. I guess I'm just a pussy. People choose to do Cola Warrior and the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:33:28 AM EDT
[#48]
Yep, I'm there.
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:33:48 AM EDT
[#49]
Ok, just called home to the activities coordinator and she says I'm free that weekend. Unless an emergency comes up I am attending. I will drive up to four more people if anyone between here and there wants to attend. I also have a two man tent and a four man tent. I also have access to a large, smelly army tent.
Anyone looking to attend and wanting a ride can im me. |
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Posted: 2/12/2013 6:40:33 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Yup. Sounds like fun except for those parts. I hate Peeps and no way I'd chug a six pack of Coke. I guess I'm just a pussy. People choose to do Cola Warrior and the other things not because they are easy, but because they are hard. Ask not what your Peeps can do you, ask what you can do for your Peeps. Also: That which does not kill me, makes me puke. And: 
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