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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:32:33 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link This brings up several questions: 1. A "friend" glued shit to her lady flower, right? Man law states pretty clearly that it's not kosher to fuck around with another dude's junk. If there's going to be glue and genitals involved in the same event, odds are it's some form of repressed homosexual sociopath frat boys doing stuff that makes the nightly news. 2. I can't imagine taking off a woman's frilly underthings and being delighted by the fact that she's glued bits of crystal to the Holy of Holies. I'd probably be more annoyed than anything else. 3. If her lady flower is sufficiently unattractive to actually need sparklies, the sparklies probably aren't going to help. So long as she can get it past her tonsils I don't care.  |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:32:39 AM EDT
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well if it is based on volume her ass will go for 20 million.
No swimsuit or less pics, please. ~ JW777 |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:36:14 AM EDT
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bQ0SqifjNcg/S5F5SyfcnbI/AAAAAAAASFo/sVYn2Pak9Uo/s400/jennifer-love-hewitt-feet-3.jpg Them feet You gonna fuck her feet? He might. I knew a dude who was into that. (I asked him to explain it ...but it made no sense, shocking, I know...  )
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:37:07 AM EDT
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She needs to do playboy before she gets old. 100% agree. She is still on my "list". |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:42:01 AM EDT
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She's got some honeys
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:43:53 AM EDT
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She needs to do playboy before she gets old. Born in 1979. She IS old... 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:44:41 AM EDT
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I agree with her.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:47:11 AM EDT
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She looked, well, like she had given up on looking good last internet photo I saw..did she get her ass back in the gym? Dude. You have been missing out. She looks fucking amazing lately agreed. I've always been terribly attracted to her. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:49:58 AM EDT
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Needs pics to decide.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:54:14 AM EDT
[#10]
What do these idiot celebs do, try and out stupid each other? We got one talking about glueing shiny objects to her twat and insuring her knockers for 2.5 million each. Damn it's getting bad, like Idiocracy bad.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:56:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:56:15 AM EDT
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well if it is based on volume her ass will go for 20 million. Meh, she's 34 not 24. A few weeks of jogging would shape that right up. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 5:57:44 AM EDT
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Since they constitute the entirety of her earning potential, it's hard to fault her.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:00:25 AM EDT
[#14]
I tend to agree with her
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:07:26 AM EDT
[#15]
I provide free female breast appraisals. I can even arrange a mammogram.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:07:50 AM EDT
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So long as she can get it past her tonsils I don't care. That's what I like about you. You're a man of simple tastes. I don't think that's really dependent upon her so much. 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:09:47 AM EDT
[#17]
Meh. She looks like my ex-wife.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:14:35 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:18:44 AM EDT
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Need more evidence.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:19:46 AM EDT
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Need more evidence. http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-blue-dress-candids/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20-%20Blue%20dress%20candids-06-560x746.jpg http://www.moarcelebs.com/wp-content/photos/jennifer_love_hewitt_020412/Jennifer_LoveHewitt_black_dress_03.jpg http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-on-set-of-the-client-list/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20jeans%20candids%20On%20set%20of%20The%20Client%20List-05.jpg Hulk Smash, not guilty, screen door, drumset, etc. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:19:52 AM EDT
[#21]
Off to do some research. BBL...
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:22:19 AM EDT
[#22]
She can save a few bucks on insuring her brain.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:24:15 AM EDT
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She can save a few bucks on insuring her brain. Good one!.....+1 |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:26:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:27:59 AM EDT
[#26]
Publicity...nothing more.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:28:24 AM EDT
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Need more evidence. http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-blue-dress-candids/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20-%20Blue%20dress%20candids-06-560x746.jpg http://www.moarcelebs.com/wp-content/photos/jennifer_love_hewitt_020412/Jennifer_LoveHewitt_black_dress_03.jpg http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-on-set-of-the-client-list/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20jeans%20candids%20On%20set%20of%20The%20Client%20List-05.jpg Hulk Smash, not guilty, screen door, drumset, etc. You owe me a new screen monitor. That was LOL funny. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:29:33 AM EDT
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There's people out there that DO do stuff like that, hasn't she ever heard of Lloyd's of London?
The general public knows Lloyd's for some unusual or notable policies it has written. For example, Lloyd's has insured: silent film comedian Ben Turpin's eyes against uncrossing Betty Grable's,[18] Brooke Shields's, and Tina Turner's legs cricketer Merv Hughes's trademark walrus mustache while playing for Australia between 1985-1994[19] Jimmy Durante's nose the hands of the 1932 World Yo-Yo Champion Harvey Lowe[19] Keith Richards' fingers food critic and gourmet Egon Ronay's taste buds for £250,000[18] Whitney Houston's, Toni Braxton's, Celine Dion's, Bob Dylan's and Bruce Springsteen's vocal cords[19] Michael Flatley's legs for $47 million[19] (the policy was only in effect when he was touring, and forbade him from dancing except on stage) America Ferrera's smile for $10 million Ken Dodd's teeth for $7.4 million[19] Tempest Storm's breasts Steve Fossett's life for $50 million the bodies of several professional wrestlers, including Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Curt Hennig, Rick Rude, Brian Adams, and Joe Laurinaitis, better known as Road Warrior Animal Diana Lee's hair Troy Polamalu's hair for $1 million[20] Holly Madison's breasts for $1 million participating automobiles in the carpools involved in the Montgomery Bus Boycott a grain of rice with a portrait of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh engraved on it for $20,000[18] a confident comedy theatre group against the risk of a member of their audience dying of laughter[18] the development of the new World Trade Center with workers' compensation, general liability, excess liability and speciality insurance programmes[21] Lloyd's is in talks with Virgin Galactic to insure spaceflights.[22] |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:30:45 AM EDT
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I'll volunteer for an inspection and evaluation. Yep. Would smash, not pulling out. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:31:03 AM EDT
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A very beautiful girl indeed and at that perfect age......
Ram |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:33:47 AM EDT
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There's people out there that DO do stuff like that, hasn't she ever heard of Lloyd's of London? The general public knows Lloyd's for some unusual or notable policies it has written. For example, Lloyd's has insured: silent film comedian Ben Turpin's eyes against uncrossing Betty Grable's,[18] Brooke Shields's, and Tina Turner's legs cricketer Merv Hughes's trademark walrus mustache while playing for Australia between 1985-1994[19] Jimmy Durante's nose the hands of the 1932 World Yo-Yo Champion Harvey Lowe[19] Keith Richards' fingers food critic and gourmet Egon Ronay's taste buds for £250,000[18] Whitney Houston's, Toni Braxton's, Celine Dion's, Bob Dylan's and Bruce Springsteen's vocal cords[19] Michael Flatley's legs for $47 million[19] (the policy was only in effect when he was touring, and forbade him from dancing except on stage) America Ferrera's smile for $10 million Ken Dodd's teeth for $7.4 million[19] Tempest Storm's breasts Steve Fossett's life for $50 million the bodies of several professional wrestlers, including Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Curt Hennig, Rick Rude, Brian Adams, and Joe Laurinaitis, better known as Road Warrior Animal Diana Lee's hair Troy Polamalu's hair for $1 million[20] Holly Madison's breasts for $1 million participating automobiles in the carpools involved in the Montgomery Bus Boycott a grain of rice with a portrait of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh engraved on it for $20,000[18] a confident comedy theatre group against the risk of a member of their audience dying of laughter[18] the development of the new World Trade Center with workers' compensation, general liability, excess liability and speciality insurance programmes[21] Lloyd's is in talks with Virgin Galactic to insure spaceflights.[22] I always thought Lloyds was a joke of sorts until I needed a cargo insurance policy for some insanely priced but low loss risk medical equipment. Yup, they wrote a policy for it. Wasn't profoundly expensive either. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:35:29 AM EDT
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Quoted: That is one fine looking woman. Yes indeed , and she always had the whole 'Girl-Next-Door' thing going on ,too. A google image search produces a fine array of goodness , none of the first few though can pass c.o.c. here , unfortunately . https://www.google.com/search?q=Jennifer+Love+Hewitt&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=R8n&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=E45AUZ3POaTI0AH_k4D4BQ&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1100&bih=478 |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:37:27 AM EDT
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Quoted: 79 ?Quoted: She needs to do playboy before she gets old. Born in 1979. She IS old... |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:39:03 AM EDT
[#34]
Quoted: Need more evidence. http://www.gotceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-blue-dress-candids/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20-%20Blue%20dress%20candids-06-560x746.jpg http://www.moarcelebs.com/wp-content/photos/jennifer_love_hewitt_020412/Jennifer_LoveHewitt_black_dress_03.jpg http://fabzz.com/wp-content/uploads/celebrities/jennifer-love/hewitt-on-set-of-the-client-list/Jennifer%20Love%20Hewitt%20jeans%20candids%20On%20set%20of%20The%20Client%20List-05.jpg Her curvy hips and ...well...everything ......it's just , I dunno . . . . . wondrously beautiful. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:39:35 AM EDT
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You would have to show em first Yup. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:40:21 AM EDT
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79 ?
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She needs to do playboy before she gets old. Born in 1979. She IS old...
34 is too old.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:40:52 AM EDT
[#37]
She's hot, always has been.
And as always, plenty of this here. lol 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:42:40 AM EDT
[#38]
She looks great. I prefer her body type.
Real nice boobs,a nice butt and a pretty face are what makes life worth living.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:45:33 AM EDT
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34 is too old. 34 is just right. Mature enough to have a real conversation with outside of the bedroom, old enough to know what she wants not what she thinks she wants, and sexual peak for the clincher. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:48:29 AM EDT
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I'll volunteer for an inspection and evaluation. Taste test 
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:52:33 AM EDT
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what are they insured for ? sagging Insurance would be for accidents. For that you are looking at a manufacturer's warranty. LOL, Too late, deployed
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:53:08 AM EDT
[#42]
I'll keep and eye on them for free.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:53:15 AM EDT
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[Rick Harrison]You know, if they were in perfect condition maybe, but I mean these things are 34 years old, they're starting to sag, and it's only going to get worse as time goes on. I'll do $1,000 each, that's the best I can do.[/Rick Harrison]
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:54:10 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: 34 is too old. 34 is just right. Mature enough to have a real conversation with outside of the bedroom, old enough to know what she wants not what she thinks she wants, and sexual peak for the clincher. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:54:23 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: 79 ?Quoted: She needs to do playboy before she gets old. Born in 1979. She IS old... 34 is too old. I'm 33. I'll take her. |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:56:47 AM EDT
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She doesn't have a forehead.
She has a FIVEhead. Thing is HUGE!
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:57:48 AM EDT
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34 is too old. 34 is just right. Mature enough to have a real conversation with outside of the bedroom, old enough to know what she wants not what she thinks she wants, and sexual peak for the clincher. I'm not 18 anymore, there is more to life than just sex.
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:57:58 AM EDT
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Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on 'Lopez Tonight' Tuesday to hawk her new dating book. One of her tips: glue shiny things on your vadge. "After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady," she said. "It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vagazzle their vajayjays." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/13/jennifer-love-hewitt-beda_n_421751.html video at link I am a certified cervical phrenologist. I can offer her a free consultation. Skink |
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Posted: 3/13/2013 6:59:51 AM EDT
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To: Insurance Appraisers Monthly From: Bob Fooberman Dear Insurance Appraisers Monthly, I never thought it would happen to me...
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Posted: 3/13/2013 7:00:19 AM EDT
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So what's it gonna cost to insure that huge ass?
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