Yes ladies and gentlemen Since our dear leader Barack
Hussein Obama has inserted himself into the Arab spring, Egypt has blossomed into an African paradise.
Just look at the Chamber of commerce photos and decide for yourself.
Now with extra large photo for magnificence enjoyment !!
Friends help you back to your hotel room if you drink too much.
Improve Karaoke festivals, most popular are Lady Ga Ga hits and Journey Top hits,usually.
Street side acne treatments or back waxing, very popular with the locals.
Cheap ear piercing too.
Local fire dancers perform for street festival.
Even the Military enjoy the show.
See the historic architecture and colorful street art.
See the happy tourists?
Happy tourists at local Car show..
Youth street performances with the latest sports equipment. Very cutting edge.
Here we have an exotic car show and shine. Many of the high performance cars are FOR SALE !!
Local military person shows off his fresh manicure, this tourist approves !!
Big vehicle show and shine parade, feel very safe here, we have Obama TSA security !!
Night time street party, makes Mardi Gras look like silly birthday children party.
Local arts and crafts displayed, here is a rare Shi'ite bird!!
Even have gay pride dance parade, we love the gay lifestyle !!! so fun !
Carnival face painting, not just for the children!
Of course children love face paint most !
Happy music festival, bigger than Woodstock and US festival put together.....FREE BIRD!!!
Exciting Helicopter rides for the children and to view most famous Pyramids
So come spend your hard vacation money under the advice of supreme leader Obama! He just visited Africa, sadly he never made it to Egypt.