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Posted: 7/7/2013 12:53:21 PM EDT
Yes ladies and gentlemen Since our dear leader Barack Hussein Obama has inserted himself into the Arab spring, Egypt has blossomed into an African paradise.

Just look at the Chamber of commerce photos and decide for yourself.

Now with extra large photo for magnificence enjoyment !!

Friends help you back to your hotel room if you drink too much.


Improve Karaoke festivals, most popular are Lady Ga Ga hits and Journey Top hits,usually.


Street side acne treatments or back waxing, very popular with the locals.


Cheap ear piercing too.


Local fire dancers perform for street festival.


Even the Military enjoy the show.


See the historic architecture and colorful street art.


See the happy tourists?


Happy tourists at local Car show..


Youth street performances with the latest sports equipment. Very cutting edge.


Here we have an exotic car show and shine. Many of the high performance cars are FOR SALE !!


Local military person shows off his fresh manicure, this tourist approves !!


Big vehicle show and shine parade, feel very safe here, we have Obama TSA security !!


Night time street party, makes Mardi Gras look like silly birthday children party.




Local arts and crafts displayed, here is a rare Shi'ite bird!!


Even have gay pride dance parade, we love the gay lifestyle !!! so fun !


Carnival face painting, not just for the children!


Of course children love face paint most !


Happy music festival, bigger than Woodstock and US festival put together.....FREE BIRD!!!


Exciting Helicopter rides for the children and to view most famous Pyramids


So come spend your hard vacation money under the advice of supreme leader Obama! He just visited Africa, sadly he never made it to Egypt.




Link Posted: 7/7/2013 12:55:37 PM EDT
[#1]
That place is going to become a black hole of aid money to keep it turning into Somalia, except the size of France.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 12:56:14 PM EDT
[#2]
And all-you-can-eat breadsticks!

Link Posted: 7/7/2013 12:57:39 PM EDT
[#3]
That one guy must hate dogs.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 12:59:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Apparently there are not many women there. Sounds indeed like paradise.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 12:59:49 PM EDT
[#5]
You wait till the last to say they have breadsticks over there?
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:04:42 PM EDT
[#6]
I would love to go to Egypt. Thought about it this year. Getting ready to book a trip to Spain instead...
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:08:22 PM EDT
[#7]
My Mother went there about 10 years ago....
now is not the time for a visit.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:08:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Perms are IN!
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:08:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Can you spot the off duty cop?

Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:19:00 PM EDT
[#10]
Cool photo thread. On another note WTF are you doing there?
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:24:20 PM EDT
[#11]


"Come see our 4,500 year old pyramids before we blow them up."


Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:25:57 PM EDT
[#12]
just like south Africa
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:26:02 PM EDT
[#13]
This brochure actually made me feel like I've already been there.  I think I'll go to my local municipal dump for my next vacation.  Thanks any way though!
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:28:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:30:15 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Can you spot the off duty cop?



Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:31:21 PM EDT
[#16]
LOL
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:34:22 PM EDT
[#17]
I'd feel safer there than in many most of our large cities.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:35:39 PM EDT
[#18]
Come to Detroit for your next vacation



Looks similar
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:37:06 PM EDT
[#19]
Egypt as a liberty port call was a shithole back in 1980 I can only imagine what it's like now
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:38:37 PM EDT
[#20]
Was there in 1978.  The pyramids are nice, but you're not missing much beyond those.

Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:41:20 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Apparently there are not many women there. Sounds indeed like paradise.


Lol, who do you think does the work there.?



Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:42:18 PM EDT
[#22]
I wonder if Rage Boy is partying there or not.....
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:46:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Was there in 1978.  The pyramids are nice, but you're not missing much beyond those.



I disagree.  I spent 2 weeks there and could have easily spent another week seeing things.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 1:57:28 PM EDT
[#24]
As a blonde woman?  You want me to go to Egypt?
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:25:19 PM EDT
[#25]
And for contrast: Egypt in the 1920's.



Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:29:48 PM EDT
[#26]


They sure have come along way after throwing off the yolk of the imperial British.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:35:14 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:


They sure have come along way after throwing off the yolk of the imperial British.


English cuisine is that bad?
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:36:45 PM EDT
[#28]





At first I didn't see. And then I loled hard. Golf clap.

 
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:39:24 PM EDT
[#29]
OP -LOL, ROFLMAO!
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:40:15 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:42:05 PM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:
just like south Africa




Soon to be us.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:46:45 PM EDT
[#32]
I think you're giving Obama too much credit.

He is the most ineffectual S.O.B. to ever occupy the Oval Office.

He is actually having no influence at all in Egypt, beyond managing to have all sides hate the US a little more.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:48:23 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
Quoted:
just like south Africa




Soon to be us.


lol...By us..you mean when the government finally runs out of money and the FSA take to the streets in protest...then sure..

Otherwise, not going to happen.  You know what you don't see "conservatives" protesting..other than maybe on a weekend?

Because we have a fucking job and work.
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 2:55:30 PM EDT
[#34]
That is epic!  I ROFL'd
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 3:00:55 PM EDT
[#35]
There is nothing in the entire continent of Africa that would motivate me to actually go there.

Also, did anyone notice that as wide a net as Edward Snowden cast in his search for asylum - none of the countries he petitioned were in Africa?

Link Posted: 7/7/2013 3:26:19 PM EDT
[#36]
just like i tell the tsa, look me in the eye
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 3:29:11 PM EDT
[#37]
What is on the end of the AK top right?




Link Posted: 7/7/2013 3:48:21 PM EDT
[#38]
Looks like a launcher for rgd5 grenades.  Probably needs a blank to launch em
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 4:52:12 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
As a blonde woman?  You want me to go to Egypt?


Oh, yes please, we have a shortage of blond women, they seem to.........disappear.....rather quickly.

I'm sure they are just seeing the other sights of our magnificent country.


One question, .........uh, ........do you hookah?
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 4:59:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 5:14:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/7/2013 5:17:10 PM EDT
[#42]
That's it.
I'm cancelling my trip to the Virgin Islands.
Egypt, here i come!
Link Posted: 7/7/2013 7:23:02 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
There is nothing in the entire continent of Africa that would motivate me to actually go there.

Also, did anyone notice that as wide a net as Edward Snowden cast in his search for asylum - none of the countries he petitioned were in Africa?

http://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/v2_article_large/public/2013/07/02/where-will-snowden-run-next.png


I wouldn't mind a safari in the Serengeti, especially during the Great Migration.

And Snowden also didn't ask any -stan either.
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