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Posted: 9/26/2013 5:33:45 AM EDT

Excuse me. I was once addicted to crack. Now I am not. I am selling magazine-subscriptions.....

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:35:18 AM EDT

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Hey Peter man, check out channel 9!

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:36:03 AM EDT

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PC Load Letter....what the fuck is that????!!!

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:36:25 AM EDT

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Its a jump to conclusions mat.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:36:53 AM EDT

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my oh! face

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:37:27 AM EDT

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Probably my favorite documentary.

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Posted: 9/26/2013 5:38:18 AM EDT

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No... naw, man. Shit.. no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin something like that, man.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:38:45 AM EDT

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I actually enjoyed Mike Judge's next documentary a little better:

Idiocracy.

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Posted: 9/26/2013 5:39:01 AM EDT

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Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:39:15 AM EDT

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I remember watching that in the theater in Yuma (16th St and Ave B: now gone).

I was going to tell you guys yesterday the Nazis had flair they made the Jews wear.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:39:22 AM EDT

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Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:39:30 AM EDT

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Then you know something about laundering money!

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:39:51 AM EDT

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Two chicks at the same time.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:39:52 AM EDT

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That dude is awesome. My brother and I used to stay up late and watch MadTV back in the day.

"Office Space" is one of those great movies that will just never get old.

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:40:00 AM EDT

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There's a straight-shooter with upper management written all over him.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:40:02 AM EDT

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I believe you have my stapler

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:40:29 AM EDT

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Make sure you wear a rubber...

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:41:05 AM EDT

[#17]

Milton just pass the cake.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:41:38 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/26/2013 5:41:47 AM EDT

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Naga... naga.... nagonna work here any more!

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:42:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/26/2013 5:43:26 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/26/2013 5:44:41 AM EDT

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After an interesting experience at work one day, I bought a red Swingline and put it on my desk.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:46:26 AM EDT

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I wonder how many people miss the "Morningwood" name of the apartment complex.

I worked for a dotcom like that.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:48:47 AM EDT

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No, it's just a coincidence. Im not related to that no-talent ass clown.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:49:50 AM EDT

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Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's...it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well, why don't you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:52:01 AM EDT

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I actually enjoyed Mike Judge's next documentary a little better:

Idiocracy.

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Probably my favorite documentary.

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I actually enjoyed Mike Judge's next documentary a little better:

Idiocracy.

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I wish Mike Judge would come knock on my door, I have ideas for a movie based on Office Space.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:52:34 AM EDT

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Let us know if you get moved to the basement.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:57:16 AM EDT

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After an interesting experience at work one day, I bought a red Swingline and put it on my desk.

Let us know if you get moved to the basement.

There was an interview show on the international film channel called "Dinner for Five" and the guy who played Milton was on it. He said Swingline had to start a new run of that stapler due to the popularity from the movie

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:58:34 AM EDT

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It was agreat movie when I first saw it in college and only got better once I graduated and entered the work force.

Posted: 9/26/2013 5:59:42 AM EDT

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Office Space is my companies new hire training/safety video. Mandatory viewing.

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:07:52 AM EDT

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After an interesting experience at work one day, I bought a red Swingline and put it on my desk.

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Fun Fact!
At the time the movie came out, Swingline did not make a red stapler. After the movie became popular, Swingline had so many requests for red staplers they put them into production. So anytime you see a red Swingline, it is a direct result of Office Space.

Edit: Damn. Choking_Hazard already said it.

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:13:08 AM EDT

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Anyone who ever used an early HP laser jet knows!

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:18:50 AM EDT

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I said no salt, no salt!

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:20:48 AM EDT

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"I celebrate his entire catalog"

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:22:54 AM EDT

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Watch your cornhole, bud...

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:26:51 AM EDT

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Well, the type of chicks that would double up on a guy like me do.

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:29:08 AM EDT

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Posted: 9/26/2013 6:29:21 AM EDT

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There was an interview show on the international film channel called "Dinner for Five" and the guy who played Milton was on it. He said Swingline had to start a new run of that stapler due to the popularity from the movie

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After an interesting experience at work one day, I bought a red Swingline and put it on my desk.

Let us know if you get moved to the basement.

There was an interview show on the international film channel called "Dinner for Five" and the guy who played Milton was on it. He said Swingline had to start a new run of that stapler due to the popularity from the movie

I am not sure they made a red stapler. They had to paint one for the movie. Then Swingline ramped up and started making them. I found mine at Costco, much cheaper than on line at the time.

RED Stapler Amazon

Lumberg fucked her.

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:30:54 AM EDT

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I actually enjoyed Mike Judge's next documentary a little better:

Idiocracy.

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Probably my favorite documentary.

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I actually enjoyed Mike Judge's next documentary a little better:

Idiocracy.

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That was only a partial documentary. It was also a prophecy.

Kinda like Moore's Law...

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:41:15 AM EDT

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NOW HE IN PRESIDENT YO!

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:42:06 AM EDT

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"I'm a people person!"

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Posted: 9/26/2013 6:43:12 AM EDT

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"Lo siento mucho. Pinche gringo."

I fucking lose it every time I hear that line.

Posted: 9/26/2013 6:44:29 AM EDT

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Fuckin' A man.

Posted: 9/26/2013 7:46:11 AM EDT

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What is it that you would say... you do here?

Posted: 9/26/2013 7:48:32 AM EDT

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I had to watch this film in two seperate college classes.

Organizational Psychology and Industrial Psychology.

Certain test items were taken from this film.

True Story.

Posted: 9/26/2013 7:58:55 AM EDT

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Fucking this.

Posted: 9/26/2013 8:59:29 AM EDT

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I had this tacked up at my desk for a while until I was informed that its "unprofessional"

Posted: 9/26/2013 9:12:03 AM EDT

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There was an interview show on the international film channel called "Dinner for Five" and the guy who played Milton was on it. He said Swingline had to start a new run of that stapler due to the popularity from the movie

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After an interesting experience at work one day, I bought a red Swingline and put it on my desk.

Let us know if you get moved to the basement.

There was an interview show on the international film channel called "Dinner for Five" and the guy who played Milton was on it. He said Swingline had to start a new run of that stapler due to the popularity from the movie

Stephen Root.
I always found it cool that around the same time, he portrayed NASA Director Chris Kraft in HBO's From The Earth To The Moon. Now that's some range!

Posted: 9/26/2013 9:18:55 AM EDT

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Lumbergh fucked her.

Posted: 9/26/2013 9:23:02 AM EDT

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